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1) Tightness....body type really doesnt have much correlation, but background of child bearing definitely does. also if you're pregnant and still sexual you can expect to be a little looser too, as the body circulates a hormone called relaxin (which gets the pelvis ready to pass the baby). however the truth of the matter is, a woman is as tight as she wants to be. the pelvic floor encompassing the anus and the opening of the vagina is really one big strap muscle. "tightness" is a function of the tone present in these strap muscles known collectively as the pubococcygeus. these muscles, like any other can be trained. Dr. Arnold Kegal came up with a series of extremely effective training excercises ( the "kegals") designed to strengthen these. ironically it is primarily the child bearing women that pay the most attention to these, and hence often end up being the tightest of all, provided they are diligent with them. some i know ( and the cerbite readers do too) can clamp onto a dick like a pit bull on a porkchop, even be lifted off the bed with nothing more than their pelvic muscles tightened around the retreating penis. and this is despite having had a few kids and falling into the "voluptuous" category. like anything else, tightness, just depends on how well a woman takes care of herself. for those of you who like exploring alternatives, a reflex contraction of these muscles can also be achieved through a reflex arc known as the bulbocavernosus reflex. this reflex tightening of the vagina is triggered by anal dilation. so the old thumb in the bum or the "shocker"will tighten her up a bit too, but dont expect it to last very long. 2) stinky snappers....any muff diver whose ever had the misfortune of stampeding too quickly for the Y, (without doing his due diligence), only to find he's trapped with a nose full of less than freshness, will forever more do the old "scratch and sniff" on each and every cunnilingual opportunity, regardless of SP status or not. investigative methods vary, i have my own preference. not surprisingly i dont know of any SP who didnt make the cut. i think these ladies are too wise to not know that no one likes a smelly honey pot, and if they allowed themselves to have one, they may as well just put a bullet in their career. 3-5) nothing to add.

So - been feeling a bit like letting the inner perv go lately and well wanted something other than the customary GFE. So on a whim I called up John at Original GFE and decided to book with Mercedez. For once, I'm late - fucking construction on the Queensway slowed me down - fuck I'd better call John and let him know. "No worries he says - call me back once you're there". Ten minutes later we're chatting again and I'm getting her info. I knock on her door an this angel greets me - long dark hair, cute lips and nice hips. She's in a sexy black dress and bare feet. "Come on in she says", and the door is closed. She moves in and hugs me, kissing me on one cheek then the other -french style. I present her with the gift I brought - she says "you gonna make me fat". No I says, I'm gonna make you sweeter ;-) and the fireworks start, we dfk, and she tastes sweet. Off come my shoes - and I'm starting to unbutton my shirt...."would you like a shower, I'll show you the towels" she says - I had just showered at home but ok no problem - so a couple minutes later I'm dry and we meet up near her bed. More lfk, more dfk and now she pulls off my towel and pushes me down on the bed - she takes over, pouncing on me like a wildcat about to devour her prey. I slide back to make some more room for her, and now she's over me, making her way down to little Seymour - who by the way was already aroused by all the proceedings. She takes him slowly, peeling him like a banana. She spits on the head, and fuck that sent a quiver up my body. She takes him and engulfs the whole shaft, deep throating the little bugger - who by now was just fucking excited and throbbing with joy. She applied a healthy dose of this natural lube, and continued this motion of deep throating the shaft to the base and using her hand on the upstroke. This was fucking amazing - I'm enjoying this fucking sensation -oh my fucking goodness!@!! Well fuck - all this pent up energy and all this fucking sensations, something's gonna blow and blow I did - I fucking erupted in an explosion of cum all over my stomach (I warned her this was gonna happen). So shower number 2. And I returned to find her lying on the bed -showing me her youthful supple body, her amazing boobies that she acquired this summer and that amazing kitty. Look at the picture of her kitty on the website and drool boys because that picture is 100% real and that kitty is to die for! So in I go, licking, tongue flicking, exploring her sweetness and fuck is she ever sweet. Fuck the picture - I'm looking at the real thing and it is amazing. I became one with her kitty for a good 30 minutes - perhaps longer - driving her crazy, and she showed her appreciation - yes, she gets into it, moaning and gyrating and louder and louder and WET and still I'm reaching in there deeper and deeper and back to the top - up and down, clockwise, counterclockwise - my tongue, her kitty fucking one!!!! I had to let up - little Seymour was in need of more attention - he was starting to drool - so a quick clean up and we're off to the races again. I collapse on the bed, she goes to work on Seymour junior. Seymour junior must have been bad because she gave him a tongue lashing - the tip, the shaft, more natural lube and more of that deep throat. Fuck - he was ready, it's like he was calling the shots here - so on comes the cover and I take her missionary style. She feels great, I have to tell her this - and fuck - where are my manners, her perfume (Gucci Envy) is awesome, especially on that gorgeous body!!!! I thrust slowly, entering her as deep as junior could go, as she arches and presents that sweet kitty to me. I pull out and thrust again, slowly,deeper than the last. She moans -grabbing me tighter. I do it again - pushing up against her pelvis getting junior in deeper and she moans louder. I'm on to something here! I start doing this faster and faster and she's pulling me in closer, squeezing me, holding me and on every stroke, it feels like I'm further and further inside her. This is just too fucking hot. She's moaning really loud and I'm not letting up - my hands go round her neck holding my body up from crushing her, and pulling her into me even more tightly. Our pace quickens, her moans get louder - fuck I hope the neighbors in the hotel don't have their kids in the room. This isn't exactly family entertainment over here. She's still moaning, junior is having the fucking time of his life and me, well I'm along for the fucking ride. "Cum inside me she says" - "cum inside me". Well - how the fuck could I not oblige. I announced my arrival, climaxing with what felt like a contraction from junior across my entire body and hers. She came at that moment too! Fucking amazing, amazing fucking and simultaneous orgasms! We both needed a clean up after that! Holy fucking shower #3 batman!! Somewhere in all that we managed to share some conversation about her travels and potential future travel. She is a smart cookie boys, and chances are, if you treat her right and you respect her likes and dislikes, you will be rewarded with a mind blowing, cock blowing, hell of a fucking session. A little about Gucci Envy - "Envy was created for the woman who demands attention. This dazzling blend of sensual peony, jasmine, and pink pepper is melded with notes of sweet litchi and effervescent pomegranate and pineapple, and smoothed with soothing musk, white tea, and warm woods, is guaranteed to make her the object of desire." Style: Daring. Sexy. Arresting." In my opinion this describes Mercedez - daring, sexy, arresting - she is a sexbomb if stroked the right way. Thanks luv and have a great birthday!! If you think the details of this revelation are too graphic, sorry - I have her consent to share these intimate details with this community. I am Seymour and on behalf of Seymour junior, I approve this recommendation!!

I love nice abs and puffy nipples!

Okay, I'm retiring soon so I can let loose and ask some questions I've been dying to know about. I would LOVE to hear responses from pooners who have been with at least a few different escorts. 1) Are spinners tighter than more voluptuous women? (I hope this question doesn't offend anyone, but have always wondered the answer to this. Please be honest gentlemen.) 2) What do you do (if anything) if the SP you are seeing isn't clean down below? 3) What do you do and how do you react when the picture does not match the lady you see (either a bait and switch or posts old photographs)? 4) What got you into seeing SPs in the first place? In other words, how did you become involved in this sexy, wonderful, amazing world of the sex trade? 5) What makes for a good blow job? Please give details about how an SP gave the best blow job you've ever received. xoxo Mandalay

In a few words, what our military does is a matter of public record. Journalists have a right and a responsibility to investigate spending of the public dime. QED

Hell...I remember back in University (yes....contrary to belief I have some education).....I was going down the hall with some friends......our Philosohy teacher was behind us..... She was a Woman's libber and bra burning bitch from hell......She was an-earth mother who had hairy arms and legs....believed that no woman should rely on a man.....hard core type....mix that in with the look of a flower child in a peasent skirt....crap her tits were down to he belly button..... Anyway.....I was last through the door...and out of habit......I held it open for her.... "I am a woman, and I do not need a man to open the door for me" I stood in shock :shock: out of something I did that was just plain basic....... I looked at her...looked at my buddies.......asked her to step back...and slammed the door in her face.................:-P She came running after me and my buddies as we were laughing.....demanding an apology for my actions.....I laughed....looked at my buddies and said " have I ever applogized for slamming the door in your faces....??" Where they laughed and replied......"we are not women who are dependant on men for appologies!!!".......... She stood there in disbelief as we walked away laughing again......

Congrats on 1000 Antlerman...You are one of most humorous gentlemen on this site and are responsible for many belly laughs. As for your rant....you sound exactly like me..definate lack of respect and common courtesy in this world today and it is not just the younger people...there are a lot of 40 year olds with the same problem. My advise is for you to just keep being you and maybe you and people like us will slowly change the world back to what it once was. I call this the me, me, me world now...all most people are concerned about are themselves and they live life with blinders on....living a very selfish life, along with a total lack of respect. Well, I hope you get your coffee, and having gotten this off your chest, you can enjoy the rest of the day. Have a good one.

Being 35 I am not terribly old, but growing up I was instilled to my very bones with the fact that if you can't be anything else you can be a polite and courteous person. I am much like you Antlerman, doors get held open, I allow people in front of me, I always, always thank people when they are courteous. Hell, if I am passing someone within their space bubble (I walk fast), say on stairs or escalators, I hold my arm behind my back and say excuse me as I pass, even if I don't brush by them. This extreme lack of manners and common courtesy drives me as insane as it does you! I hammer these beliefs into my sons day after day. I tell them what my mom told me, at the end of the day I don't care if you are a doctor or a janitor as long as you respect yourself and other people I am happy. Great rant Antlerman!