Ok, so here's the deal. I've been on this board for a bit and have noticed a few things in my experience. One in particular is that many times, a guy can make a comment on a thread and it can go by relatively unnoticed. If one of the ladies here basically paraphrased the same thought, she would get 80 responses to it telling her how great she is or, in the very least, be told that she's hot.
Before you get to thinking I'm going on a rant here...that's totally not the case. Thing is, I got to joking about this to one of the incredibly beautiful and intelligent women here about the subject and I said to her, "You know, the lord God could come down from the heavens and create the perfect post for cerb...and get less views or responses than someone such as yourself announcing that you just farted."
What begat from that discussion...was a bet. If this thread can get more response than what she's putting out there, I win. And my prize is good so get your fucking Santa hats on and help a brother out! I was supposed to come up with something intelligent and profound, but fuck it - the only possible way for me to win this is to cheat!
Might as well put a poll to this as well - for no other reason than the fact I can. And remember that xmas is all about giving so, please...think of the children...