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As many people know i go to karaoke frequently....well tonight was a different sort of evening. sitting at the bar i ended up talking to a friend who mentioned a regular..."hey you know ****? the older guy who sang the oldies and Abba songs?" I happily replied "oh yeah! love that guy!" my friend regretted to tell me he passed away in his sleep the previous week. the first thing out of my mouth was "NO!!" as if my pathetic cry for injustice would make things somehow right....when i realized that no cry for unfairness would bring him back there were involuntary tears...then full on tears... once I had excused myself to the bathroom and collected myself i went outside for a cigarette to get some air....and one of the bartenders approached me and asked what had made me teary. i told him that I had just found out that he had died....and all he could say was 'yeah well he was a terrible tipper and he used to sometimes waive his empty water-glass at the end of the night...whatever, that was problematic for me" I couldnt stomach that someone had just died and all this server could do to comfort me was to say something petty about how he made his serving life 'difficult" I said...."I hope when i die unexpected that there aren't people shitting on me because i paid them a dollar too less at the bar...for goodness sakes!" I think this should be applied in all walks of life..........this is definitely making me re-evaluate my close relationships...we are only here for a small term, dont sweat the small stuff and love everyone and anyone who is in your direct reach, regardless of your opinions or clashings..... say what you mean to say to who you mean to say it to, because you never know if you'll get the chance to again. thanks for listening.....lets all drop our hates on here......its truly energy wasted towards something we could all bond though and share in. Lets not wait until its too late to recognize each other's bond...and for those who think this is a cheese approach, go for it. But I truly think that life is too short to sweat the small stuff. *huggs*

thanks cat. this post has lifted my spirits a little more. the site has grown so large that I really can't do it on my own and I have been pushing myself this last year to a breaking point. people are constantly complaining and everyone seams to feel they need to tell me how to do things. most people do not consider that they are just one person demanding my time with frivolous complaints, whining and my favorite... redundant bitching (when they just repeat themselves over and over than get pissed off when I tell them where to go or remove them) with the site growing so large we have 10 times more spammers (you rarely see these as I remove them before you ever see them... only a few get by recentlybecause some exploit exists that has not been patched yet that allows the spammers to circumvent the moderation queue) .. I would estimate 300+ spam posts are removed each month. title infractions.... we don't want the site to lookk like cl with all the crazy post titles trying to out do the next one and gain the most attention... so i have very specific rules to stop this and i use to take the time to pm each person and tell them what they did wrong... i found that even when i took the time people would ignore the pm and continue to break the rules so now i just delete the post and give them a infraction with a link to the rules.. I get people every day wasting my time asking me to elaborate on what they did wrong... did they read the link with the rules??? NO... They are just wasting my time. about 300 posts a month break this rule and more than 1/2 of them break the rule over and over again. This is disrespectful and these people do not deserve to use the site so I just keep deleting the ad posts and eventually just remove them. if they are literate enough to post an ad they can dam well read the rules or they are not welcome here. when I suspend someone (especially a SP or a male member with 50+ posts) i get people PM me (who only hear one side of the story) demanding I let them back or telling me I was wrong or calling me a dictator. These people run to the other sites and tell everyone how horrible I am (and really that did not bother me in the past but now its getting a little annoying).. FINALLY... we have those idiots who post shit like "I am affraid to post on cerb because I will get in trouble" or "I know the rule is... hopefully the mod does not remove me" or the really big idiots who want to fight with me on the site and don't think I have the balls to kick them off!! Yes, it wears on me!! Yes, I am done with it and yes I would not wish this job on anyone. Cat probably meant to post this in the PRIVATE area away from public view but we can let everyone know. I am done and I am working on a way to keep the site moving forward. We are looking for a way to have the community help moderate the site (Myself, the SP's who have SP ONLY access and the ELITE members have a private discussion thread where we are trying to come up with a solution that will keep the site moving forward and keep the integrity of the site alive. I have confidence in our members (Most of them) and I think a few should be removed who are trouble makers but I will leave that up to the people who will take my place as the decision makers. This is not open for public debate but if you are an elite member or a SP ONLY member you are welcome to comment in the private area and have your say. We would love to hear any idea's. If you are not able to see that area please DO NOT pm me. My PM is very busy and full with all this. I am willing to help the transition go forward smoothly (I am not walking away tomorrow or anything) I will continue forward and make sure the site is in good hands before I move on. I will probably always be part of the site in some sort of way (System admin, Server Admin, Software upgrades, etc... after all I am a computer guy and not a politian).

Democracy is rife with "what ifs". Who moderates who? Who is to be trusted to be impartial and unbiased? This is an online, virtual, anonymous community. I would not want to be in charge of finding anyone perfect enough to meet the requirements of monitoring this board, as there is not one participant that doesn't have biases and self interest at hand, while still pleasing the masses that seem to demand their perception of perfection instead of practical application. Given the pettiness, immaturity and nonsense I have seen on the board lately, I would gladly choose to have MOD continue as always and permanently ban the whiners, complainers and shit disturbers. The manipulation and games would push anyone over the fragile edge. I know many "valued" participants would be gone but it would give CERB a fresh start and I for one would be glad to see them go. MOD is constantly taken for granted by both hobbiest and SP alike. Has anyone ever thought of what would happen if CERB were shut down? I mean literally, off the air. Having this board is a privilege not a right. It costs nothing to participate and we all gain from it, but it costs $$$, time, heart and soul to run it. This whole "democracy" issue should have never happened. Who has the right to question and complain about MODs decisions to begin with? It's his board, which means his game, his rules!!! He has the right to make decisions without backlash or complaint from anyone in any form. If you don't like his decisions, LEAVE. There are other boards out there for you to participate on. Don't like those, start your own board. To all of those who have pushed MOD to this, those who complained and pitched hissy fits, give your head a shake, grow up and get a life. You have brought this on CERB. It would serve all those involved if MOD decided to simply close up shop and move on to something that doesn't require hyperbaric sensory deprivation treatments to maintain his sanity. You know who you are. All of you who chose to PM him, giving him a hard time about bans and suspensions. All of you who question his decisions. All of you who take petty squabbles to him instead of being an adult and taking the high road. All of you who feel it's more important to be right than it is to be happy. Life doesn't always work out the way you want it to. Accept it and move on. For those who have been banned, take responsibility for your part in it and....move on. Perhaps if some apologies and self policing were implemented, this would all go away. Use a little common sense and empathy from now on and maybe all of this can be resolved without complicating life any more than it already is. cat

Hey guys, I just celebrated my one-year "boobiversary" a few months ago, so I thought I'd share an article I wrote about my experience. Enjoy! :) TransMission: My New Breast Friends I walk into the Operating Room, and lie down on the table. The anaesthesiologist starts setting up the IV. She says, “Ok, this is going to make you feel like you’ve had a couple of drinks,” and seconds later, my head starts to spin. I ask her, “Can I have a couple more?” She smiles, and says, “No, but here’s some oxygen for you.” As I breathe through the facemask, I notice a sweet taste to it; I think, “Hey, that tastes pretty good! Wait, isn’t this where I’m supposed to start counting backwards? Ok, here we go... 10... 9...” And everything went dark. Day 1 Pain. The first thing I remember is pain. It started as a dull soreness, but quickly became sharper, more focused. “How are you feeling?” The nurse asks me, but she already knows the answer. I tell her I’m sore, and she replies, “What’s your pain level like, on a scale of one to ten?” I pause, remembering the previous summer, when my brother got into an accident and spent a week in the hospital. The nurse would ask him that question every few hours, and anytime he said “seven” or up, she’d give him a shot of morphine. So I say, “Ummm. . . I think I’m probably about a seven,” with only a hint of a smile on my face. Moments later, I feel the rush of the painkillers, and I take a quick peek under the covers – finally seeing them for the first time. My brand-new, 390-cc, cohesive gel silicone breast implants are actually inside my body. In a flash, the memories flow back to me. I remember the medical consultations with my surgeon, talking about the best size for my body. I remember trying them on inside a sports bra, hoping to get a sense of how they would look, how they might feel. I remember all my apprehension in the days leading up to surgery, my fear of something going wrong. I remember worrying that I’d go into cardiac arrest halfway through the procedure, and ending up with only one implant instead of two. I check myself again – nope, they’re both there, and as far as I can tell, they look fantastic. Read the rest of the article here: http://tgirlnews.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/transmission-my-new-breast-friends/

Met up with Kim for the morning before she headed back to Montreal. I agree with IGotaBoner ... and I did. Her curb appeal is out of this world. Fantasy material that even magazing would fight for. This one was defintately a PSE. I felt like a superstar. Her bbbj nearly took me out 3 times. Unfortunately, I had to hold back, cause I know I'm a one shot wonder now a days. Back in the days when I was a lot younger, it will be triple overtime with this hottie. Is she ever orally talented. I reciprocated, and went for an early lunch downtown. I loved the fact that she didn't even try to give out fake mowns ... when it hit the spot, she lets you know. This girl is fo real. Back to some more oral foreplay, and soon enough, neither of us could take it. On goes the cap, and on she goes. Super cow girl style. She absolutely knows how to take care of her temporary man. In no time at all, she flipped over, and presented her asset. OMFG!!!!! the posture, the presentation, the clean pucker, and that glory. I can help but tell you how hover tight it is. You can't see it all just wrap around you. Mine is small, but it just envelopes you to the point you have to second guess yourself. She is tight, tight tight!!! That's it, I exploded, could not hold back from that back. This was the hottest view I've had to date. It was like watching myself on video, living it out. Even after full gratification, I wanted to jump all over her, and I did. She's a giggler, you guys will find that adorable, I did. I can :handjob: all day to her. That rear view is forever imprinted in my mind now. Good times, glorious experience. Fantasy material. Physical Beauty (Body) - 105/10 Attitude - 10/10 Facial Beauty - 7/10 Repeatability - Oh Yeah! You know, life's great!

Darn! This was my word before I even opened the thread, in which case I will I have to go with.... Memorable

I'm not an Ottawa SP but I thought you might like to hear my story anyways lol. This is my second CERB account, I used to have Christina.4.u and also the website AsheyAngel Online - where I had PSE photos of myself. I was quite into the SP scene out here in Halifax, and even travelled to Toronto, Montreal and the US to meet with clientes. I met one client here, visiting for work from Toronto, and after meeting with him regularly we became romantically attached. He opted to have me visit him for an entire week, and after that I was hooked!! Fortunately for me the feeling was mutual, and after a long conversation we decided to become an item. We eventually became engaged and that was the point I closed my old CERB account and gave up on my career in porn under then name "Ashley Angel". I moved across the country to live with him and was looking forward to spending my life with him. Unfortunately, there was a turn of events when we both realized that we wanted different things - he was much older than me and wanted to settle down immediately, where as I am only 24 (23 then) and want nothing more than to chase my dream of a legitimate entertainment career. We've since broken off the engagement and went our seperate ways. We still talk - have been good friends for sometime now, and being how close we were, I will always have a spot in my heart for him. A bit personal, but I thought you guys might like this story - a story of true love and what could have been a marriage... all thanks to networking thru our very own CERB!!! :) <3 xo It CAN happen....

First off Origin, don't delete it. I think this is a great subject matter, and I have true first hand experience on the subject at hand. Many of you know that I had previously dated an SP from Montreal, and things ended and life goes on. However, my life very recently changed and I never saw it coming! I had been talking with an SP for sometime and we both realized we had a great deal in common and started to hit it off. She knew I wasn't really involved in the scene other than just here on CERB due to certain circumstances in my life. I had seen a few SP's over the last year, but for the most part I had been retired as a hobbyiest. We started to spend time together, and then thought it would be best to take the next step. We've been together ever since. Now you ask the question have you ever fallen in love and not lust with an SP. In this case I never saw this woman as a client, which can make a difference. I had planned to, but the timing was never right. Remember, as a client it is all a fantasy scenario. Even if you are a regular, you don't actually know the woman. I know her, I've held her in my arms when she is sick, been there when she needs me, we have quiet nights together watching movies and just hanging out together. She knows what makes me tick and understands the life I've led, she's there for me when I need to talk. Having been around the hobby for 20 years, I am lucky to have found her. It's a loving relationship, like any other loving relationships and it works for us and my heart is hers till the end of time.

You are putting a lot of pressure on me, but here goes: There once was a 'ho named Berlin, the sight of your dick sent me hurlin', but you reeled me back in with your mouth full of sin, and now you've got my toes a-curlin'. Ok, that was terrible. Hahaha. I also forgot to mention CERB. Goddamnit. I just can't compete with Seymour and Cato and WIT. You guys are too good with words. A member is called a CERB-ite, many are much tastier than marmite, from handsome to plain, we'll play again and again, until our endeavours seem trite.

Amongst our fair maidens, a winner, With a penchant for Mexican dinner, But oh our fair Cindy, Just a little too windy, Is CERB?s only jet propelled spinner. and.... With promises sweet, hot and sticky, I booked with Notorious Nicki, CERB rated her highly, And now I?m quite smiley, She did fabulous things with my dicky! and... There once was a man, his name Larry, On CERB he would constantly tarry, His only pursuit, Were pleasures hirsute, Oh how he loved his courtesans hairy!!!! and last for today... A CERB banished girl, quite a shrew, Had filled her vagina with glue, She said, with a grin, ?If they pay to get in, They will pay to get out of me too!? bwahahahahhahhah

I was new to the board, no one greener, And the girl in the ad, none had seen her. Met nude at the door, My jaw dropped to the floor, 'Cuz her clit was as big as my wiener!