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Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

Just a reminder that December 17th is “International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers”… I’m going to try and make it to the Human Rights Monument (Elgin & Lisgar) at 5:30pm for the vigil. I’m sure I speak for all us cerb hobbyists, who do whish all you Providers an environment free of fear and violence! Additional Comments: Oops sorry pasted the wrong links ….lol….ugg Again I’m sorry I mucked up the links…careless pasting…I have a explanation but its too long…cheers

This is always something that comes up, no matter how long you have, or have not been into this hobby. I think I can speak for many ladies when I say that discussions through PM, phone, or email are always good and can build the chemistry, as well as help communicate all the do's and don'ts of the date. I have no problem with the abbreviations. I think they are a clear way to clear up what is on the menu. HOWEVER, I do find that some questions can be conveyed in a rude way. Ex. "Hey babe, just wondering if I can drop a load on your face and tits" This is NOT acceptable. Not only will you likely not get what you are looking for, you'll probably get a rep for being a jerk with the beautiful ladies on this board. Honesty is the best policy. If you ask for what you're looking for, you're more likely to get it. Personally, I strive to be the Ultimate Fantasy for every client I see, and so I make an effort to ask before hand, "what are some of the things you enjoy?", or "is there anything special I can do to make our time together unforgettable?". Get to know the lady before you see each other. It is sure to make your time together exactly what you are looking for.;)

That is a very good question, especially if you are new to the hobby. It shows you care about the ladies and how you approach them, good signs for a pooner. I started in this hobby about 4 years ago and the first few things that I figured out by reading forums is that clear, polite communication is a must and that if you want have a good/great session you need to show these ladies respect. WIT and alexiss hit the nail on the head with their responses. I suggest that you may want to read their posts a few times and ensure that you get the full impact of what they say. When you do contact a SP, ensure that you are polite and respectful in your wording. Most of the ladies have read many emails, texts and PM's, received phone calls that have asked for many things and sometimes not in the wording possible. So they have heard it all before and are not going to be turned off if you politely ask about what is on their menu or what is included with a GFE or something as such. Also, make sure you are clear and concise in what you ask and don't play games like some guys do. They are very busy and have lots of communications going on and they would prefer to deal with a guy they feel is a decent communicator and values them as people. Really, just treat them as any other professional that you would deal with and you will be fine. The concept is the same, just the product or the service is rather unique.

Really Luxie, I can't imagine what would provoke such a statement!? Perhaps he got up on the wrong side of the bed or fell down and hit his head. Regadless you are a very beautiful woman, one any man would and should feel honoured to spend time with. Each of us laides have men who love us for our indivudal qualities, it might be our personality, the service we give or yes, even our body type. Everyone likes someting different and that is why we do so well and our gentlemen friends are so happy. I have a very hard and muscular body and some men don't care for this, I don't take it personally and realize I am not for anyone. Then again some love my body . We have a saying her in Halifax regarding Keeths beer. Those who like it, like it a lot . Luxie, I bet is is just this way with you. First of before anyone esle, love yourself and be confident in your beauty and lovely body. It is yours and noboby here on CERB has the right to make such rude comments. Its very apparent you have a lot of public support so just try and forget it and remember Karma will take care of this person and shame on him for his rudeness.:(:(:( Somehow it will come back to him. Love to you and this situation.

The 1951 Alistair Sim version, which was originally titled Scrooge. It was changed to A Christmas Carol for its US release. It is in my opinion the one adaptation that is closest to Dicken's original brilliant story. The first major release was the 1938 American-made version, with a very young June Lockhart in her first role. A little too-Americanized and saccharin for my tastes. Alistair Sim will always be Scrooge in my book.

Send her a message and ask her how she'd like to proceed. Definitely do NOT just make an appointment and show up as a surprise, especially if she's an old flame. I've had an ex-boyfriend from high school tell me he found me on here, we haven't seen each other in ten years. He considered just making an appointment, and honestly, I would NOT have been happy - knowing someone beforehand, you both need to make the decision to have a client/SP relationship. However, send her a message! You may be pleased with her response. In my case, I told my high school flame I'd be happy to see him, and I appreciate him giving me the heads up. That may not be the case with all (or most, haha!) of the gentlemen from my past, so opening the door to a face I know is not something I'd want to happen.

I love the red head Gillian Anderson because she has red hair.....is a woman .....and has a vagina...... Do I win?