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Vancouver was crazy after the games. This is a video I took today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieQOgSvUj60

I am starting this thread just in case somebody can give me a tip on how to get dental work done in Cuba? Somebody also mentioned to me Costa Rica. Whichever works better.

I have no dental plan and the quotes I was given are astronomical.

I have found some info on Tripadvisor, but maybe someone here is familiar with the procedure.

You can also PM me if you prefer.

Thank you,

Anita

Finally, I got it! :)

Only ours was not transparent.

Interesting it says under the picture 1962. Obviously not much has changed within 20 years.

It was in the early 80's when I started working on the first office computer and about a year later they came up with a lot smaller one, with built-in disks.

Actually, I don't think it was a tape. Unless there was a tape inside the disk. But it was called "platte" which means disk in English.

But the shape and the size is approximately OK, only I as I said bigger.

I will try to find a pic.

It was more like what the guy is holding in his hands, only it was horizontal not vertical. But I think this is it.

And I would say, bigger.

Is this a hint that the subject is boring?

Complain to the Mod ;)

(kidding)

What do all those "ewww" comments mean? It stays in the family LOL

I admit I had to read it a few times to figure out what you meant. First I thougt Ma means massage parlour attendant and admit to looking up what the abreviation PA could mean? I was wondering why would an MP attendant give you a good night kiss....

Anyway, ever wondered if your Pa gave you a kiss after eating your Ma's pussy? LOL

Anyway, I don't think these things ever happened in our household. I remember my mom saying the cock's place is in the vagina.

Interesting stuff, Anita. I love old technology stories.

 

Could have been even more interesting, of course, if you had made the following typo:

 

"The dicks were huge and thick" Lol

Anybody ever told you you have a one-track mind? ;)

I guess I just didn't know the expressions. I guess it was mainframe, but we had only one for our office and the definition of mainframe is "main computer which can serve many users simultaneously"..

Maybe 70cm is exaggerating, it was about 50 cm, and it was huge. I tried to find a picture online, but could not.

I know that those were the very first office computers.

The disks were huge and thick and the disk drive was as high as the desk itself.

I believe it was made by Nixdorf, and it was before the time of personal computers. It wasn't before two years later that people started buying personal computers. I remember my colleague telling me her son wants a computer and it cost an astronomical sum, and I was wondering why would a kid want a computer? :)

I am definitely not talking about floppy drives. They were huge drives in hard plastic cases.

I started working in the early 80's on office computers that were as big as a desk and had rubber rug underneath to prevent electric surge....

The disks were huge, at least 70 cm diameter and it was my job to carry the backup disks to the bank after work and put them in the vault.

Saving work was very complicated, because the sysdk was built-in. As far as I remember first I had to backup the system disk, then erease its content, then copy the daily work disk to the built in disk, then copy that to the backup disk, and then copy back the system to the built-in system disk.

And we used to play a game I think it was Martians attacking the Earth and you had to shoot them. It was fun.

Good old days.... LOL

So much for "640K ought to be enough for anybody,"

LOL

Awesome thread everyone! As for my prostrate experience..."Outstanding" I visited a very well experienced "Nurse" as advertised in the Toronto Sun (about 7 years ago) my curiousity got the best of me. As for the experience itself...well...after a complete and relaxing back massage (ass included) she turned me over and began a full frontal massage always making her way down and between my legs ending up at that spot between my bag and my asshole. That spot is a key area in the proceedure. Pretty soon, my knee's were raised and my legs spread open. She did a complete area rub on that very sensual spot, letting her finger caress the puckering eye. With lots of lube (KY jelly) and a latex glove, she broke my cherry with a very slow and methodical penetration. As mentioned earlier in this thread, the milking of the prostrate had begun. I felt her reaching up to a spot underneath that "area" as she was massaging it, she slowly began to take my cock and pump it up and down. Her pressure on both my prostrate and cock were flawless (another key) From a quick peek, I could see the milk running down the shaft, yet I haven't orgasmed yet (she was indeed milking me!) As her proceedure continued, the rubbing and the pumping began to heighten and without warning...like a bolt of lightning...I came...it was the most intense ejaculation of my life!

So, to recap, that area between the bag and asshole is key, the timing and pressure of the rub is also key...GOOD LUCK in learning this very fine art!

I will be watching for your experiences....

Hi nevets, I am glad you liked it. It is a gourmet pleasure that not so long ago was considered taboo. I mean many people liked it but nobody was talking about it. I started offering it about five years ago when it was only done as part of a tantric massage.... Nobody was offering it, and at first people made fun of me when I started advertising.

And it is true you have to know what you are doing. You won't believe how many times I hear customers say they had prostate massage before, but the girl didn't know what she was doing.

Unfortunately, many girls jump on the bandwagon and offer it without knowing anything about the technique or without wanting to learn, just as an afterthought, in case a customer is interested.

If done right it is really something special. My best regulars are prostate massage customers.

Unfortunately, I am located in Vancouver, but anytime you visit the West Coast I would love to pamper you:)

I know some of the board owners think that the drama and the bashing bring more people to the site (and that may be true) but those people just wreck the site for everyone else as they get off on slandering and ganging up on women and it becomes a lot less enjoyable.

Mod, you are so right! Without naming names, there was a board that was pretty nasty to women and they finally decided to fire the moderator and the other bullies.

The bullies started another board where the owner said "There will be no no-review list" and "No white-knights". So these guys were happily bashing women and writing nasty reviews on the new board.

At first they worshipped the owner, praising the freedom.

I told the owner that if he lets these guys be such jerks, the nice ones will stay away and years from now all he will have will be the same nasty people.

He just wrote back something about no white knighting and freedom of speech, etc.

Then, when the guys got rid of everybody they didn't like, they turned against each-other (because I think after a while they miss the joys of being nasty even if there is nobody they can be mad at), and turned against the owner when he refused to oblige them in everything.

They moved to another board just to be able to bash people. That new board is dead, and the board of this guy who allowed the bashing is stagnating. After two years, SAME PEOPLE, same bashing, same boredom. Only difference is that now they trash the owner instead of praising him.

Had he cleaned up at the beginning, he could have had a flourishing board today.... :)

I admit at first I thought there is no way people can get along so nicely on an escort board, and I was thinking, where is the catch? :)

But after about 6 months reading this board I can tell there is NO catch. It is unbelievable, but true. :)

The CERB community feels like a family to me. I have been brought to tears by verbal attacks on other boards by hobbiests and SPs who have never even met me.

 

The mod does a fantastic job at keeping this place the best escort forum Canada has to offer.

 

The people I've met from here are absolutely amazing!

Amen to that :)

I have an older Asus with Linux OS.

It isn't much, but I can put it in my purse and it does all the basics.

There are better ones out there, many with windows.

Mod, you just need to inform the guys with 13-inch monitors that size really does matter! :smile:

 

(I can't believe no one said this before now!)

Don't look down on the small monitors, they are the latest craze... I have an 8 inch one (monitor!!!!).... :)

great thread everyone...

 

The first time it was done to me was by a very experienced MP. i was on my belly and she was teasin beteewn my legs and I guess I was responding each time her finger brushed my anus. she socussed in on it a bit and had me going crazy, then she leaned down and whisperes in my ear "do you want me to massage inside?"

 

I said yes and she complied...it rocked!!

I thought I knew everything about PM, but seems like I need to learn more about soccusing :)

amen!

 

i gotta say that in re-reading some posts and talking to anita in PM i think a lot was jumped on on the subject of the word ownership....not dragging it on but I think that a great SP should also connect with a client in a intellectual intercourse type way aside from penetration, lol......and I think that a lot was lost in translation when she was trying to state the obvious that sex is involved.

 

I feel bad for jumpin on her comments....obviously we all (SPs and clients) know what our profession entails, I just assumed by the comments that it was thought that because of sex being involved that we were deemed as items or property.

 

now that i see that although improper terms were used at the start, that this is not what she meant. and that the "kidding ourselves" quote was more or less used to state that sex was involved when we all used the words intimacy or something like that.

 

It is, but the bottom line is that so many wonderful and successful SPs on here are valued for more than the mechanical in-n-out (as Jerican said...the 30-min clients seeking a rushed experience can take on those girls, lol) but more for their conversation, social skills and lack of chewing gum like a cow while twirling their hair and chatting about Brittney Spears. (no offence to BSpears)

 

Sorry for jumping too hard on the subject Anita (my opinionated self jumping the gun to be blamed, lol) we just all would like to be appreciated as professionals in our own trait.....we know what we're getting into as do most. But it is a sensitive subject among many clients and workers who do the best to keep everyone respected and on the green side of the fence :-)

 

done talking about that part...

 

in response to the original post: "why not? " ;-) hehe

It's OK, Annessa, it was my fault. I have a tendency to speak before I think. I should have known the impact of the word I was using.

I take the blame, because no matter how I mean something, I should still consider how other people will receive it.

Very weak excuse, but English is my second language... ;)

ha ha ... i can tell you're a great masseuse, anita ... you really know how to push those buttons ...

god love ya, i'd beg for the honour of being your boy-toy but i'm stuck on the wrong coast ...

 

cheers, your pal wrinkled

Just wait until you see how good I am at Scrabble LOL

I am really sorry that I have been misunderstood like this.

I have meant "owning" in a good way, in a sexy way.

I remember as a young girl fantasizing about having a slave boy for sex, and the thought still turns me on.

I never acted out my fantasy, nor do I feel like doing it, never had a boytoy, just find the thought kind of sexy.

Yes, I think that the thought is exciting, and if YOU don't find it exciting, that is your right, you have different fantasies, just please, please, get off the subject already :)

I promise I will never say anything without having considered the effect of it on the board members. ;)

Thanks :)

...just not obligated to do anything she doesn't want to do or that strays out of her control, Anita. I hope we all have learned something today...oy

Believe me Annessa, I am not the enemy.....

All I wanted was to share how I felt watching the Chippendales LOL

Anita....Surely to god you know that a SP is not going to tell me that I'm only paying for her time-no fondling or touching??...why would she even think of being an a service provider.

 

Lets move on...shall we...

Sorry, but that was to clarify what YOU guys said that an escort is not obligated to anything.

Obviously she is, and yes, let's move on.

Everybody has the right to kid himself/herself, you included LOL

It has happen before, mutual agreement, that we depart..or she/I have gone through the emotions, but it is a learning curve in life for both parties, for me I just don't repeat with her, don't worry I can tell after many years.

 

I found some very special ladies, here and honestly- they all have been my lover for my date.

 

If it was to happen to a pick up in a bar- things that can go wrong- intoxication, wrong way to make love to a new found lover,

 

she is not in the mood- same thing- doesn't want to be your lover, so you poured open your wallet and heart to her, and leave for home, without a kiss.

 

So it goes both ways, but on the most part the ladies here 99% of the time have been great lovers, and great friends, what else can I ask for!:mrgreen:

OK, then I will ask a more specific question.

You arrive and want to kiss her and fondle her and she says you can't because you only paid for her time.

What next? Will you just talk for an hour? Write a nice recommendation on how nice a conversationalist she is?

Or will you be ticked off, call her a fraud and warn other men about her? ;)

For me it is purely intimacy, sensual loving, fantasy becoming reality, for me it has nothing to do with power or controlling a women to an extent that I think she is my property, in actual fact she is my lover for an hour or more.

What if you arrive and she doesn't feel like being your lover?

All she made was a promise and she is not obligated to anything. Or is she?

:)

I dont think it has to do at all with having power over a woman or having a woman be their property for the time spent.

I hate to say it, but it does. Interestingly, most people who vehemently deny the ownership for an hour believe that men are natural "hunters" and they have to spread their seeds.

From this attitude, naturally follows that after you have been hunted down you are "owned", right? Because why do you hunt if not for the possession of something? And after you hunted something down it is yours. You eat it or put it on your wall, take a picure and brag to your visitors about it.

Why is this any different from owning a person for one hour?

Its that kind of stereotype that many of us gals are trying to escape or protest in the sex-workers' rights movement. The stereotype that we are made to be objects or stripped of our dignity or control while on a call.

OK, then please protest against men as hunters, because that is the same thing.

True there are some men that believe that because they have thrown down X amount of bills that it gives them the power and ownership over a worker, but that does not end well and conflicts with what most of us ladies stand for. most level headed workers will not see these men again as repeat clients.

 

returning to what I said before, talking about how we offer the "promise". the promise is strictly a connection,,,a promise that we will try our best to offer you everything you are looking for. but to clarify, it has to fit within our allowances and the request must be made with respect...and a mutual understanding that a good experience with us is a privilege....not a right

OK, just for the sake of argument. What happens if you don't follow through with your "promise"?

If this is just a promise, you can just say you changed your mind and want to paint your toes or play scrabble insted, because you are not obligated to anything, right? Or wrong? :)