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wow.. I'd be interested in experiencing that kind of massage!!!

Should I tell the guy if he ever goes to Ottawa he can play with your yoni? ;)

3) Good you're both into it, or it would be workplace harassment for sure. Lol.

Or she might be working on it LOL

Hi Mod,

Now that we have more space across the screen, would it be possible to click on the Last Page in the "Latest Posts" section?

As it is now we have to click on the thread and then again to go to the last page.....

And maybe we should see the whole title to avoid misunderstandings like in the "How do you look at the ladies...." thread before. LOL

Girls, ;)

Mod is right. In order to get more Vancouver guys here we need to start more threads in the Vancouver area.

http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63698&postcount=2

Please try to remember when you start a business-related thread that would fit in here to do it here in VANCOUVER.

We need local guys here in order to make worth our while.

It is nice to chat with people across the continent, but business comes from our own backyards.

Also, if you frequent other boards, try to spread the word an direct the (nice) gentlemen here.

I myself am guilty of starting threads in the General area instead, but I will try to remember in the future.

Thanks :)

I was looking for something I have dropped on the floor in a Las Vegas hotel and found a pair of man's dirty underpants behind the headboard.

yoni - female genitalia

lingam - male genitalia

 

Sanskrit. No I don't read it, just recalled the commentaries from R. Burton's translation of the Kama Sutra :)

Thanks again:)

When it comes to pussy you guys seem to know everything ;)

Thanks Guys :)

Anyway, he will have to play with somebody else's Yoni LOL

Haha:))))) I have to share this

email

"Hello Anita ..

I have been interested in trying to see you for

a while now ..

I am interested in:

First and foremost a great massage

Followed by an erotic experience .. Would love

to offer to service you with a reverse massage.

Ideal would be an hour massage for me .. then

switch to massage and worship you for an hour

and then finally an erotic massage with release

for myself ...

Would love to hear from you to see if you would

be interested in that .. and how you would see

it set up .. and of course what you would like

for that sort of session ..

Sincerely .. looking forward to hearing from you."

"Hi,

Thanks for your interest in my services.

I do offer reverse massage for an additional fee, but I am not sure if I can call it worshipping.

Please note that there is no touching between my legs and of course no oral either way.

If you are still interested, I would love to see you.

Just give me a call when you are ready to come to see me.

Hope this helps,

Anita"

"No worries .. I appreciate that ..

I am more interested in the Tantric Goddessworship

Nothing heavy .. no full service but for sure some Yoni

play so .. I appreciate your time .. sorry to have bothered

you ..

Sincerely,"

"Sorry, no Yoni play LOL"

"No worries at all ..

Ya never know .. you might be missing something ..

Sure you don't just want to lay back and be SERVICED

to your hearts content!

Hmm... wait a minute I SHOULD BE CHARGING FOR THAT! :)"

I love people with a healthy self-esteem ;) Any girl wants to pay this guy for being serviced to her heart's content, I have his email address!

WTF is a Yoni play anyway?

:?:

I just got this phone call:

 

Me: Hello!

guy: I saw your ad.

Me: Yeah, did you read my website?

guy: No

Me: Well maybe you should, then you'd know I'm not available now. *click*

 

He happened to catch me in an annoyed mood (it's hot in my apartment and I don't have air, it makes me cranky!), so I just hung up on him.

 

Honestly, as Annessa said, it takes an extra 5-10 mins to review even the bare essentials of information (rates, location, hours) and if you don't even introduce yourself and then on top of that, you haven't even looked at my website? Fat chance you're going to see me.

The reason why I don't hang up right away is because he could have found my ad in the paper and had no access to my website.

Also, once in a blue moon a guy who sounds like a jerk with no manners turns out to be a shy guy. So I usually give them a chance. But it is like one,two,three, out.

No greeting = one point against you

Asking unnecessary questions = two

Rushing me like your time is more important than mine = three

You are out.

A fluffy robe, towels, pair of slippers, coffee cup with his name on it? (For each lover a different one :))

Not sure about scented candles. The hair or the clothes might take on the smell. The SO could notice he smells of roses every Wednesday LOL

Is this before your diet or after? :p :twisted:

Anita ... I hated this documentary as well. I could barely make it to the halfway point before I fell asleep. It was a huge disappointment.

It looked boring, and even though I could have downloaded it for free I still haven't found myself interested enough to give it a shot yet.

It was about as interesting as watching somebody getting up, brushing her teeth, making a sandwich and going to the bathroom.

Without exaggeration, I could make a better movie given the interesting subject.

Hmm, you raise some valid points, personally when I compliment someone I don't know I only ever do it if I truly mean it and I never expect anything from it. In the case of the waitress she was incredibly nice, really friendly and seemed to be having a good day. The beautiful comment was for her looks but also because I felt she was a beautiful person as well. The timing felt right imo and I think she appreciated the comment.

 

Personally I wish people would be more open and honest when they compliment, in this case I commented on her being beautiful in general. In other cases I mention eyes or smiles or general things that just stand out.

 

Frankly I would always appreciate a compliment, I really wish our society was more accepting of compliments without a catch. I am someone who really appreciates a woman's beauty and like to comment on it if it feels right. I also appreciate the beauty of a soul and mind and have complimented on those facets as well.

I am sure jerican, you meant it in a nice way. I did not address my thought to you specifically, just wanted you guys to consider some other aspects. Of course it makes my day when I get a honest compliment where I know the person doesn't expect anything in return. Also, I understand that in my profession I am getting compliments because of the situation we are in. Some are genuine, some are not, it doesn't really matter.

You might want to understand that I am a bit suspicious of flirting and compliments, having come from a culture where it is often used to take advantage of women, to get into their panties, or to shut them up.

For example "I have seen you dancing cheek-to-cheek with that woman"...."Oh, dear, just look at her, you are a lot prettier than her" She smiles happily, guy is off the hook and is free to dance with anyone like that anytime.

Sorry for being suspicious, but I think dishonest guys have spoiled it for the honest ones.

Just want you to know that we can tell the difference most of the time :)

Peace :)

Compliments are wonderful, especially if they are honest.

Having said that, I come from a culture (Europe) where we used to get compliments instead of equal pay or respectful treatment.

I remember the guys treating us women as accessories, they made the good money and the important decisions, we made the coffee and smiled and looked pretty.

I remember one new job I once had where my boss gave me his jacket to sew on his missing button. I was supposed to be an accounting clerk. I remember doing it without thinking twice.

Well, I am extremely happy that I came to a country where I was not being used to make coffee and to be an eye-candy for the guys, but was taken seriously in my day jobs.

If you ask me, compliments are great, but they can also be used to put you in your place.

I am sure the waitress was very grateful for the compliment, but could this have happened the other way?

Could I, as a female client tell a male waiter how handsome he is? Or could have the waitress walk up to the customer and tell him she is happy to serve such a good looking guy? Or could a male waiter flirt with a female customer without risking his job?

What I am trying to get at is that in order to give compliments you have to be in a superior position.

Another thing that bothers me is that once someone gave me a compliment, I feel like he expects me to look pretty all the time, so somehow I am obligated to live up to his expectations. I know it sounds stupid, but I can't let my hair down in his presence, which can be very tiring. Other thing that goes through my mind is that this person thinks he is entitled to critique me, why?

And what does he want from me?

As I said, compliments can be great, but the timing and the situation should be right. Not too many people can pull it off :)

My "favourite" calls. I get them at least once a day or more.

Me: Hello!

Client: Are you available now? (no name, no greeting)

Me: Who is this? Do I know you? (thinking this must be a regular standing at the corner ready to drop in)

C: No, we haven't met yet.

Me: How can I help you?

C: I saw your ad.

Me: Where did you see it?

C: On the Internet.

Me: Did you go to my website?

C: Yes, nice pictures.

Me: So, you know what I do and how much it is?

C: No, I just looked at it shortly.

Me: Then how are you so sure you want to see me right now if you don't know what I do and how much it is?

C: You will tell me.

Me: (Sighing, telling him about services and prices.)

C: (silence. I can tell he is looking for the words "full service") Can you repeat that?

Me: (repeat it exactly the same way)

C: And how much for full service?

Me: What makes you think I do full service? I advertise massages with HJ.

C: (incredulously) You don't do sex?

Me: (Depending on my mood here I tell him that next time he should read the website, give him shit for using explicit language on the phone or just hang up)

I swear, I get these phone calls at regular intervals. It is like a script. :(

The bottom line was that she was warning me that she was not taking me to emerg if I had a problem on her watch....

Not a good idea:)

I would try to pass you on to the hospital while you are still alive LOL

Yep. At least he went with a big smile on his face. :-)

Believe me he had no smile on his face, just the terror of dying:(

Not very much fun for Anita, tho'.

If he took some drugs I could even become a murder suspect.

So, please, if you want to be "lucky" to go this way, please don't do it at my place :)

Hey, if you're of legal age, agree with the terms posted on my website and actually show up for the appointment with the requisite donation in hand, and can assure me you still be breathing by the end of the session, then hey, c'mon down (and I mean that literally).

 

Tell me about it. Reminds me of the poor guy who had a stroke at my place and I had to call the ambulance to carry him away.

Thank God they did not ask too many questions.

Ha ha ... and it's not just the kids on the beach who might have that puzzle to solve. Dementia runs in my family ... I can easily imagine myself a few years hence:

 

I'm gazing into a mirror, intently studying my wrinkled, tattooed epidermis and tugging on the slack skin, trying to smooth it out into some semblance of decipherability ... and wondering to myself ... "what the heck is that supposed to represent, anyway??" lol

 

Cheers, Wrinkled

Haha, I love the way you put it :)

You should know, you are Wrinkled already. ;)

I cannot think that endurance would be an endearing trait to an sp lol.

Haha, exactly :)

Am I the only one who loves young guys? I have a whole bunch of young, nice, well-behaved regulars who keep coming back for more. I love them, they love me.

What is it? Mother complex? LOL

I can't remember when was the last time I saw a rude young guy.

Very interesting that you would say that. It is true and also Indians are considered to be Aryan in ancestry as well as it is accepted that they were the first to populate the Hindis River Valley or Hindu Kush.

I didn't know that. Thanks for the info.

Plus "Aryan Nation" on one bicep

Not a good idea. Although the original meaning of the word "Aryan" is "of or pertaining to a people who spoke Indo-European languages; of or pertaining to the Aryans "

As far as I know Iranians are Aryans also.... But I still would not recommend it on your bicep, at least not for the next few decades. Stick to the Chinese stuff.

Actually some people claim the tattooing process rejuvenates their skin. There is a famous woman with most of her body tattoed including her face (very blue with lots of cartoon characters....I'll try and find a photo of her) and she had very bad skin problems and the ink from the tattooing acts like a natural sun blocker and healed her skin.

Or she couldn't see the skin problems under the ink? LOL

I believe that we should be a bit more critical of what we hear. This is a cigarette ad from the 40's I found on the Internet. There were times when people actually believed that smoking was good for you.

"Why Miss Anne Gould, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Jay Gould, prefers Camels"

Fun Small Print:

"Why do I smoke Camels? Because I honestly like their taste better than any of the other cigarettes," says Miss Gould.

"Like most of the girls I know, I prefer a mild cigarette -- that's another reason I am devoted to Camels. Besides, I see no reason for letting cigarettes make you nervous -- Camels never make me edgy or jumpy.

"And I really believe you could smoke Camels forever and ever and not get tired of their fine, smooth flavor."

I love the part that Camels never make you edgy or jumpy. Of course not, because you are jumpy if you can't light up.

The truth is that we don't know what the chemicals in the ink do to the body. They can cause something nasty like skin cancer or it could be totally harmless... Let's hope so :)

When I sometimes look at tattoos on a young body I am thinking that 30-40 years from now the kids on the beach will have a lot of fun trying to figure out what is the picture supposed to be on the wrinkled skin of the old men and women? LOL

As I said I don't want to scare anyone. I like the way some of it looks, but I would never get one.

Am I the only one who thinks that tattoos are distracting and can't be possible good for your skin?

I guess I am from a different generation.... But I don't want to be judgmental, because when I was young I followed every trend and drove my parents crazy LOL

Besides, I can't stand pain and would probably kick the tattoo artist :)