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OK, I've been doing it for years. It started slowly when customers asked me to stick my (gloved) finger in their bums. That's when I realized how popular it is and decided I will offer it for a fee. I am an erotic masseuse and I can tell you 90% of men LOVES being teased around their bum area. Many love a finger in there, and a smaller percentage is absolutely crazy about it. It can range from just sticking a finger inside to a real finger-fucking, excuse my French :) I get the occasional customers who try it and don't like it, but that's why I warn people on my website so they know this is not everybody's cup of tea. And because it is still considered a taboo subject, many guys don't have the courage to ask for it or try it. Also, it needs experience, because if done incorrectly, it can hurt. Needs a lot of teasing, you have to prepare most guys. Of course, there are the ones who have used dildos or butt-plugs on themselves many times before and they are so into it that they don't need too much preparation. My job is to find out at what level they are. And, I have news for you. There are a lot more men then they would admit interested not only in prostate massage or strap-on, etc, but who admit TO ME, that they fantasize about being done by other guys. These guys are not gay, they are normal guys with a special interest ;) One thing I love about this job is that you learn so much about men's sexuality in the process.

I have non-negotiable prices. I think if you have specials you might as well lower your prices, because no one will want to pay full price. I have solved the problem by setting the prices at a very affordable level, so that almost everybody can afford them. When I get the odd ones asking me if I could give an hour massage for $100, I tell them, sorry, no, but I could give you a nice massage of 45 minutes for that. It usually works out :) My customers tell me, a massage in a legitimate spa, for a straight massage, without any erotic touching, let alone hand release cost as much or sometimes more than what I charge. If I wanted to work for less, I could give straight massages, have a legitimate business and leave my business card everywhere, and advertise in the newspapers for a fraction of what I'm paying now. So, sorry, this is what I have to charge, no exceptions. Most people understand when I explain it to them like this.

I have non-negotiable prices. I think if you have specials you might as well lower your prices, because no one will want to pay full price. I have solved the problem by setting the prices at a very affordable level, so that almost everybody can afford them. When I get the odd ones asking me if I could give an hour massage for $100, I tell them, sorry, no, but I could give you a nice massage of 45 minutes for that. It usually works out :) My customers tell me, a massage in a legitimate spa, for a straight massage, without any erotic touching, let alone hand release cost as much or sometimes more than what I charge. If I wanted to work for less, I could give straight massages, have a legitimate business and leave my business card everywhere, and advertise in the newspapers for a fraction of what I'm paying now. So, sorry, this is what I have to charge, no exceptions. Most people understand when I explain it to them like this.

Haha. I like it:)

I worked for a company and American clients actually asked us if we lived in an iglu and if it was snowing up here. It was summertime and they knew we were located in Vancouver, just a few miles from Seattle.

And we Vancouverites are used to being completely invisible here ;) The reason why we are so quiet is because we don't want people in Ottawa discover how nice we have it here, so they won't show up at our door step all at once. Kidding :)

I was expecting my business to slow down, but,surprisingly, it hasn't so far. It is going pretty steady. But I can see that .... is getting more and more crowded every day, like all of a sudden every woman in Vancouver became an erotic masseuse;) It doesn't bother me much. I still have my regulars and never relied on ....for business exclusively, I am getting new clients from search engines, newspapers and other sources. The way I look at it is that, when I started out I was the only independent erotic masseuse in the area. (Especially in my age bracket) I had to basically introduce people to the idea of visiting an independent woman for a massage instead of going to a massage parlour. But the more of us there are, the more customers try us and the more people get the taste of erotic fun without actual sex;) And the women who are today my "competition" make sure that there will be more and more erotic massage clients for me in the future. This is like coffee. The more coffee shops, the more coffee drinkers. But it would be foolish to become complacent. I think it is important to save your money and try to find other ways to make an income, just in case;)