CapitalGuy

I have found that many new build condos have horrible soundproofing, concrete construction or not. I suggest you spend a night or two in the unit you are thinking of buying, if at all possible. Bring a sleeping bag and an air mattress. If its currently occupied it might be more difficult to arrange, but if its owner-occupied, he might take it as a reasonable request from a serious buyer. In the long run, its worth your while to offer to put him up in a hotel for a couple nights so you can assess the quietness of the unit for yourself. You definitely need to hang around the building at different times of day before you commit to a purchase, 'cause once you're in, its too late. Also, ask about your potential neighbours. How old are they, what kind of jobs do they have, how long have they lived there. Ask the current resident, the building manager (who has no vested interest in lying to you), and anyone you bump into in the hallway. The direct concern is either side, above and below. If they are younger, students, or renters sharing a unit, they might be hard partiers and your quiet nights are gone.

pkjessica has been suspended from CERB for six months. Discuss.

Try some Metamucil?

I saw this delightful young lady earlier this week. Pics are accurate - Abby is amazingly small and youthful looking. Nitecandy claims she's 19 but some simple math (based on when she had her baby) puts her at 22 or so. But frankly, she has the body of a much younger girl. Tiny with smooth and unblemished skin, her frame could very easily pass for that of a high school girl (she's not though, so no need to panic). Slender but not anorexic, if you know what I mean. She is naturally tiny but not bony or unhealthy looking. She's apparently been a big time party girl in the past and has slowed down now, with "working" and nicotene her only current vices. What I especially appreciated is her lack of fuss over what she does for a living. She's not shy like many young 20-somethings but she didn't talk about the trade, either. She was very matter of fact and friendly, displaying a level of self-confidence and maturity usually reserved for 30-something SP's. Anyhow, on the menu was LFK, DATY, CBJ, MPos. Didn't ask about "back there" and didn't try for MSOG. She readily changed positions on demand, with no fuss. I very much enjoyed kissing her small frame everywhere and spending some quality face time with her shaved kitten. Still naturally tight due to a c-section (smallest c-scar I've ever seen; I thought it was just a ridge line from the top of her jeans until she talked about it. The baby must have weighed about 3 pounds to come out of a hole that small) and muscle control was spectacular. Face - 7 or 8 Body - 10 (if you like them very small with tiny A's) Hygiene - 9 Attitude - 8 or 9 Service - 9 Repeat - yes. If I lived in Barrie I would spend a small fortune on this girl, and likely take her on multi-hour dates. But, I like small women who are just a little bit rough around the edges.

Extremely wise words from the Cowboy. Most late teen/very early 20's girls are just that....girls. They haven't gone to the Yale School of Service Provision, and thus they simply transcribe their existing lifestyles (greasy food and messy rooms) into their new, probably temporary jobs. Note that most of the 5-star GFE's out there are in their very late 20's or their 30's (or beyond), and are more experienced not only in sex but in life, thus they understand the benefits of presentation. So, to repeat what Kenny said, if you want to enjoy a tight young spinner, accept what comes with it. Or go to Montreal, where for some reason even the 18 year olds understand the GFE concept!!

http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=7055 This was my first time using Pink Kitty. Angelika's pics looked great and I was in the mood for a spinner, so I called them up. Phone Guy was gushing about what a total GFE Angelika is, and couldn't give her a strong enough recommendation. So, I booked her for an hour at their incall location downtown. Angelika met me at the door in black lingerie, and just from looking at her I knew my time would be well spent. Even if she was a bad lay, I would enjoy her. Drop. Dead. Gorgeous. Prettier, much prettier, in person than in her photos, and her figure was, frankly, perfect (for my tastes). Classic spinner build, small but well proportioned frame. Tits are sparrow-sized, but I very much like them small, so I was impressed. If you need them big up top, though, she's not for you. She's sensitive about being small up there, but I reassured her that I very much liked her figure. Shaved. She says she visits Ottawa from Montreal, to work. Anyhow, Angelika is, in fact, a full-blown GFE. She is highly accommodating and made me feel welcomed. Not much of a talker (French) but friendly and open, and she was not awkward or shy. When we did talk, it was natural and friendly banter. DFK, lots of cuddling, BBBJ, delicious multiple posns. Don't know about Greek. After I finished, she cleaned up in the bathroom then came back to bed and lay down with me, her still naked, snuggling into my arms and nuzzling her head into my neck while we caressed each other and recovered and kissed some more. Not many 20 year olds do that, so yes I was impressed. Face - 9 Figure - 10 Hygiene - 10 Service - 9 Attitude - 8 Overall experience - 8 or 9 Repeat? What do you think?

The guy spoke his mind and gave an honest review. If her pics are not accurate any longer, it was appropriate for him to say so. What looks just fine to you might not work for someone else - some/many guys don't want larger women, so for them, she does not fit the bill. I don't think the OP was rude or out of line. He called it like he saw it. Alexxxis is a spectacular performer with an outstanding attitude, but even she admits her figure is not for everyone.

The original poster on this thread is one of the bravest guys out there. Seriously, what a freaking horror story. I mean, good grief!!! A dick!! I couldn't imagine going through that.

Another link that does not work. "Page has been frozen". Saw some other pics of her though. She's a cutie.

Me too. Do you have an add somewhere?

You are right to feel ripped off. That was a very mechanical experience, and there are ladies out there who will knock your socks off, in terms of letting you kiss, cuddle, nibble, stroke, chat with, and DATY them. Its called a Girlfriend Experience, and if you book a lady who has a reputation for providing a GFE, your next SP visit will be nothing at all like the piss-poor visit you had with the girl in Hull. Normally (but not always), its the slightly older SP's who provide a more intimate service that makes you feel like you're making love rather than just, as you said, getting your rocks off. Teenaged or early 20's SP's are often (but not always) less enthusiastic and just want to make you come, so they can take your cash and leave with minimal fuss. Sometimes that's ok, if all you want to do is nail a 20 year old. But if you want a more pleasurable experience and interactive experience than the one you described, I recommend you book one of the well-reviewed SP's out there. To save me some cash, I'd appreciate if you could PM me the name of the lady in question. I'll keep it private. Thanks.

Been there done that. Entirely worthwhile. Book her if you can. Small, pretty, entergetic, and more interested in providing an enjoyable session than are most SP's in her age group.

The link has been deactivated by the host. Any other pics of this girl (I am way into skinny). Is she MP or SP? Thanks.

Mod, I fully accept your right to run this board as you please. No problems at all with that. But, I hope you realize that a policy of not allowing negative reviews results CERB.CA having a lack of credibility. It is perceived by many to be nothing more than an advertising forum, and more often than not an advertising forum with heavy ties to Pink Kitty. This may or may not be true, but the biased and one-sided policy of being "SP friendly" is by default a policy of being "customer unfriendly". The result, in my particular case, is that I won't spend money on PK, because I don't believe what I read about them here. But as I say, this is your board to do with as you please, and I am not trying to be obtruse or rude or troublesome. I'm simply saying that cerb would be a more useful tool to help us make our spending decisions, if we could read about the bad experiences guys have as well. Thanks.

A very classy post from a very classy SP. She's a gem.