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TaylorMonroe

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  1. My beautiful Pets!!! Come to my place! my insatiable tiny girl would love to introduce herself and show you why Friday nights will forever be ingrained in your daydreams. We are polar opposites in looks and her long brown hair wants to get messy while her throttle is on high...!!! so get ready for her to knock you off your feet at the front door! I promise new photos are coming soon, we can’t wait for that shoot! My pets need a good petting!
  2. My Pets! I am back with my tiny friend... We would love to show you a great time 613-355-2645
  3. 1. Leave your inhibitions behind as you walk through my door 2. Trust in me to show you what's best for you 3. Leave me with a sigh, utterly speechless 4. Repeat Repeat REPEAT 613-818-O993
  4. MONDAY = FUNDAY ...Come see why!! 613-818-o993 Please Text & Introduce Yourself
  5. 613-8l8-0993 Text for best results NOON till LATE
  6. 613-8l8-0993 Kanata South 140/220 Noon-Night 150 of my posts have been deleted so I apologize for the limited history Just got over a flu, I'm sorry I've been unavailable Now am rosey cheeked n bright eyed n bushy tailed Smiles guaranteed
  7. Make it a nooner, or a night cap you won't forget Better yet, let me make you an offer you can't refuse! 100 for your break. .. 613-8l8-0993 OR 180 to get lost in an hour of #!$#*! (Fill in your own blank) Text is best! I don't travel to the islands ;) Give me appropriate notice n your wish shall be my command! I want today to be the ultimate HU*Pday! It is Wednesday afterall ;)
  8. "Short n Sweet" 11am till late 613-8l8-0993 [email protected] 140/200 Absolutely NO NEGOTIATIONS I am a very generous, delectable treat-not a measley piece of meat
  9. *Short n sweet* 100HH ALL DAY FRIDAY Starting at 10am 613-8l8-0993
  10. Short n sweet as promised 613-8l8-o993 Available anytime Darling
  11. Good evening everyone! I've missed you all TERRIBLY!!! (I was a bad girl AGAIN!) I owe many apologies in regards to my previous ad's, they were only meant to be smart, cute and unique, but new rules ban this creativity and each one has been deleted. Everyone here is trying to adjust to the best of their abilities with these changes, and so am I. That being said, from now on I will just have to be short and sweet :) As many of you already know, I have moved into my very first house in Kanata. It was a very big endeavour for me and I want to give a whole hearted thanks to those here who have supported me well beyond any expectations I have had. I can only hope everyone will be so kind :) Gentlemen, thanks to all of you, over all these years, I am at the prime of my life! I wouldn't be the woman I am today without you! My reviews here are FANTASTIC but instead of dwelling on the past, I want YOU here with ME now to generate NEW levels of insurmountable, immeasurable happiness for each tomorrow. *insert BIG HUG here* I'm overwhelmed with excitement to be back!!! :) Please call/text/email me ANYTIME you need to share a smile, I'll always be around from now on. 613-8l8-o993 [email protected]
  12. Wishing you all the happiest new year of all and hope everyone has a healthy, prosperous and, above all else, sexy 2015! Oh wait, canâ??t say sexyâ?¦.uh, pleasurable?...canâ??t say that eitherâ?¦orgasmic?....nopeâ?¦..how about fun! Letâ??s go with fun. But whatâ??s more fun than a sexy, pleasurable orgasm?!! Ah well, I guess you might have to travel to Europe to experience one of those this year! What am I supposed to talk about if I canâ??t talk about fulfilling your desires like no one else can? Hmmmâ?¦. Hey the Golden Globes are on this Sunday! I love the Golden Globes, the kickoff to the Oscar season. In fact, I have a pair of Golden Globes at my house in Kanata, you can come by and see them anytime you want. I actually wrap them in a 5â??10â??â?? frame. You can even play with them and have a taste if you want. They are really â??funâ?. In fact there is even a federal bill named after their size!! Team Canada played Russia in the Gold Medal game a few days ago! Gold is one of my favourite colours. In fact, my gorgeous curly tresses are golden, feel free to run your hands through them. Come cheer on the boys with me in style and comfort, full of enjoyment. My favourite player is Max Do-me. Or the goalie, Fuckale. Heâ??s good too. And if you like Russia, Iâ??m good with thatâ?¦.who doesnâ??t enjoy a big Russian explosive Finnish?! And wow, what a weather weekend we just had! It was really cumming down all day Saturday, and then with the ice that followed I bet some of you even had your pipes blocked. What you might not know is that I specialize in unblocking pipes and getting everything flowing again. In fact I am cerb renowned for performing this act! Itâ??s such a great feeling to turn the heat up and get everything moving back and forth again. The best part is that I can actually deliver this service either in your house or mine, weird eh? So I guess I did have some random stuff to talk about after allâ?¦.if you want to explore more conversation topics with me in personâ?¦.get a hold of me at 6-1-3-8-1-8-0-9-9-3. You wonâ??t regret it, no one can deliver good news like I can. Check the 5-star reviews to confirm. 140hh/200h
  13. Break Out of the December Funk â?? the best way possible, the only way you won't regret... December is depressing. Itâ??s cold, itâ??s damp, itâ??s grey. Itâ??s dark when you wake up. Itâ??s dark when you get off work. Christmas commercials bombard your tv. Holiday décor permeates every store into which you walk. Humbug not sugarplums are dancing in your head. Why? Why does it have to be like this? Can seasonal affective disorder happen overnight? You cant seem to help shake this feeling. Another winter is staring all of us in the face. Who wants to deal? Make a vow to yourself this year. This winter is going to be different. Youâ??re going to be aggressive, not passive. Youâ??re going to go after what you want. Youâ??re going to put yourself first and foremost. Thatâ??s where I come in. I will put you first and foremost the moment you grace my front door. I bet I have a lot of things that you likeâ?¦..and thatâ??s before I have even moved a muscle: You like tall? Iâ??m 5â??10â? with legs to die for. You like blonde? I have gorgeous blonde tresses, come bury your nose in my curls. You like cleavage? My natural breasts are 36C and can fill a bra like you wouldnâ??t believe. You like soft hands? I built my skills in the massage world, come experience them. You like curves? I have all the right curves in all the right places. You like full lips? Mine are CERB/Lyla-renowned and as soft as a pillow. Now that the tangibles are out of the way I can show you why Iâ??m REALLY the person to snap you out of your December Neurosis: You like fun? I have an effervescent and infectious personality. You like passion? My passion knows no boundaries. You like steam? Come see what we can generate together. Do you like dirty talk? My words are as talented as my mouth. Are you into great lovin'? Until weâ??re done, you donâ??t know how great it can be. In other words, you have no idea how great we can be. In Kanata, I have a brand new place to host you and your secret desires. Itâ??s all mine to share with you. No more pass codes, elevator rides and hallways to navigate. My king-sized bed is your new home away from home and it is dying to experience you live and in person. The move has kept us busy and left it lonely, itâ??s tired of just dealing with me... If you want a hostess with the mostest, say my name three times, text or call me now. 613-818-0993. Read my many glowing reviews to see how others enjoyed their time with me. 140 roses hh/200 roses hr that come with many options to please you.
  14. Break Out of the December Funk â?? the best way possible. December is depressing. Itâ??s cold, itâ??s damp, itâ??s grey. Itâ??s dark when you wake up. Itâ??s dark when you get off work. Christmas commercials bombard your tv. Holiday décor permeates every store into which you walk. Humbug not sugarplums are dancing in your head. Why? Why does it have to be like this? Can seasonal affective disorder happen overnight? You cant seem to help shake this feeling. Another winter is staring all of us in the face. Who wants to deal? Make a vow to yourself this year. This winter is going to be different. Youâ??re going to be aggressive, not passive. Youâ??re going to go after what you want. Youâ??re going to put yourself first and foremost. Thatâ??s where I come in. I will put you first and foremost the moment you grace my front door. I bet I have a lot of things that you likeâ?¦..and thatâ??s before I have even moved a muscle: You like tall? Iâ??m 5â??10â? with legs to die for. You like blonde? I have gorgeous blonde tresses, come bury your nose in my curls. You like cleavage? My natural breasts are 36C and can fill a bra like you wouldnâ??t believe. You like soft hands? I built my skills in the massage world, come experience them. You like curves? I have all the right curves in all the right places. You like full lips? Mine are CERB-renowned and as soft as a pillow. Now that the tangibles are out of the way I can show you why Iâ??m REALLY the person to snap you out of your December Neurosis: You like fun? I have an effervescent and infectious personality. You like passion? My passion knows no boundaries. You like steam? Come see what we can generate together. Do you like dirty talk? My words are as talented as my mouth. Are you into great lovin'? Until weâ??re done, you donâ??t know how great it can be. In other words, you have no idea how great we can be. In Kanata, I have a brand new place to host you and your secret desires. Itâ??s all mine to share with you. No more pass codes, elevator rides and hallways to navigate. My king-sized bed is your new home away from home and it is dying to experience you live and in person. The move has kept us busy and left it lonely, itâ??s tired of just dealing with me... If you want a hostess with the mostest, say my name three times, text or call me now. 613-8 one 8-0993. Read my many glowing reviews to see how others enjoyed their time with me. 140 roses hh/200 roses hr that come with many options to please you.
  15. You're the number one Trooper! You gracefully made it from 1 to 6000! Chivalrous all the way through. Thank you for all your contributions and for helping shape CERB superbly. ...just look at all the wetness you caused... Was a yummy good ride!
  16. Really? My boobies look like shoulders? Say who? LOL
  17. MCB- I thought it WAS you there... Weren't you the one taking the pictures??? lol
  18. TaylorMonroe

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    My bedroom is so much funnER now!!
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