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    After the visit to my doctor yesterday, he put me on a "paleolithic" diet.

     

    He put it in simple terms, "you are a Type A, O-negative, caveman - eat like one. Protein, vegetables, some fruit, a little grain. All this refined stuff is killing you. I suggest you start eating what you hunt."

     

    Does this mean I get to drag the females of the species back to my cave?

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    Bethany is an ATF. Not alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Although explosives do come to mind. All time favorite. It had been awhile since our last encounter. She is better than I remember, more lovely, more attentive, more.

     

    She was dressed in a little je ne sais quoi and high high heels. Attention.

     

    She greeted me with a great big hug. Salute.

     

    She washed my cares away and then massaged me to the edge of consciousness. At ease.

     

    She commanded me to turn over and the parade march proceeded with a full band until a 21 gun salute, followed by the anthem and flyby.

     

    The massage was so good that my doctor (I had an appointment afterwards) noted that my blood pressure was down and I appeared relaxed.

     

    There is now medical proof that Bethany is good for you. Perhaps twice daily with a glass of wine? I need to get OHIP on board.

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    I like em all, big or small. A jerk is a jerk, whether he's slim, buff, or large. A fun, nice guy, is fun and nice no matter the size.

     

    And someone as awesome as you are shouldn't ever be concerned about something as trivial as size! Plus, I think you look great :)

     

    I was not fishing however I am thinking a spoof of Tears for Fears - Trout, trout, let it all out.

     

    So it is jerk vs. nice guys with nice guys winning.

     

    I got a call from my junior hockey team asking me to speak at an event - feeling a long way from the 185 lb goalie that was being actively scouted by the NHL until an injury.

     

    Triggered body image fears and got me thinking about how we engage with body size in this line of work.

     

    Thanks. I like your look more!

     

    Additional Comments:

    Even if the ratt's ass is trailer home size. Thanks for the clarity. I will keep the personality and the cherry pie.

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    Let me get straight to it. My six pack is now a keg. My love handles have become shipping containers. My rolls are fully buttered.

     

    Now, I do have a stunning personality, sense of humor, and spectacular wit.

     

    However, how do you deal with us certified fat bastards that line up for your service. All the MAs are so nice. They really do treat me well. Are we talking Oscar performance or does size really not matter?

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    I could do reg. massage but not the sensual massage. I didn't take RMT or anything, but I can definitely find and work out knots. :D

     

    *(I just see bodyslides and such going horrible wrong with me... as I blast off the end of the bed and into the dresser or something.) LOL!

     

    Wheee! Now I picture a cape and super powers/prowess.

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    Posted via Mobile Device

     

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    I just saw Cleo for the third time. Hooked. She is seriously committed to making you happy. In a meeting now. They are wondering why I have such goofy grin. It's the Cleo factor.

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    Everyone cheats. We all have a personal fudge factor. On taxes, speeding, diets, marriages, bosses, on everything.

     

    We all do it in one way or another. If you deny it, you are kidding yourself.

     

    Now, the question is: how not to cause harm?

     

    For instance, my wife knows about my massages and visits to strip clubs. She likes to hear the stories. It keeps our relationship hot. She does not like my visits to SPs. It is very intimate in her opinion and despite our having a ten year poly relationship she still gets her hackles up. I see SPs very rarely. Instead, we both maintain play relationships with select people.

     

    We all have ways of making it through life. No one gets out alive. Enjoy what you have.

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    One of my associates is an MD who has opted out of public payments. All of his practice if privately paid. He makes 400% what a regular MD makes. But he cannot practice in Canada or participate in insurance plans etc. His colleagues shun him as well as envy the income and freedom. The challenge is not demand from clients it is jealousy of peers. Good luck but be careful.

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    Is there another board for Ottawa where one can offer more information

    regarding services and as well offer negative comments for those places

    that have poor service ? If ther was anything like the Montreal board it would be very helpful in finding the right service. This board is very limited. Please PM me if information of this type is not allowed here.

     

    This is not the Board you are looking for. Move along. (with apologies to Obi-Wan Kenobe)

  24. Posted · Edited by ulixestrojan

    The list so far is:

    Carrie Moon

    Alex Greynait as Miss Delaney

    Sara Wild

    Lena Fires as Orabella

    Adorable Chloe as Cassidy with Dream Taylor

     

    And

    Julie Wilde and Malika want to start their own series.

     

    Any one else?

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    Last week I booked a massage appointment for today with someone I have wanted to see for a while.

     

    Yesterday, I slipped on some ice and fell - HARD. Essentially I loosened my kneecap without breaking it, spent 3 hours at the hospital, and will be in physio for a while. The up side is that the meds are great!

     

    I sent her a message to cancel. She was gracious. I still want to see her but would like to leave an additional tip for her trouble - what is appropriate?

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