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Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day !
Here's a whole heap of other cunnilingus euphemisms:
Barking at the ape
Bikini burger
Bird-washing
Bite the dog-end
Blow some tunes
Boating
Box lunch
Box lunch at the Y
Brush one's teeth
Bush dinner
Canyon yodeling
Carpet munching
Chew the she-fat
Chow box
Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration
Clam dive
Clam diving
Clam jousting
Clam lapping
Connie Lingus
Cunning linguistics
Dine at the Y
Dinner beneath the bridge
Dip the brush
Dive in the bushes
Dive a muff
Dive in the canyon
Do it the French way
Don the beard
Doormat bashing
Drinking at the fuzzy cup
Drinking from the furry cup
Eat fur pie
Eat hair pie
Eat muff pie
Eat squirrel
Egg McMuff
Face job
Face the nation
Fall in love
Fanny noshing
Feathery flick
Fifty-nine
French culture
French job
French kiss Mr. Lincoln
French lessons
Fur burger
Fur pie
Fuzz sandwich
Fuzzburger
Give a length of tongue
Give face
Go boating
Go down and do tricks
Go downstairs for breakfast
Go south
Go under the house
Go way down South in Dixie
Gorilla burger
Gorilla in the washing machine
Growl at the biter
Growlbite
Hairburger
Hat job
Have a box lunch
Have a mustache
Have box lunch
Husband's supper
Kiss somebody's down
Kneel at the altar
Labial titillation
Lapping at the lint trap
Lapping the pink canoe
Larking
Lay the lip
Lick the slit
Licking the beaver
Lingual stimulation
Lingual titillation
Lip reading
Lip service
Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox
Lip work
Make mouth music
Medicate the hairy paper cut
Moustache ride
Mouthlove
Muff diving
Muff munching
Mumbling in the moss
Munch the bearded clam
Munch the mickey
One-man band
Parting the fuzz
Pearl diving
Picnic on it
Playing in the sandbox
Pug noshing
Punch in the mouth
Red wings
Sack lunch
Sip at the fuzzy cup
Smoking the fur
Sneeze in the basket
Sneeze in the cabbage
Sneeze in the canyon
Speak Low genitalese
Speak in tongues
Swing low
Talking to the canoe driver
Talking to the boat people
Telephone the stomach
Tip the velvet
Tongue bath
Tongue wash
Top drawer
Trimming the hedges
Velvet buzz saw
Wearing the beard
Whistle in the dark
Whistling in the weeds
Worship at the altar
Yodeling in the gully
Yodeling in the canyon of love
Yodeling up the valley
Whatever you call it, enjoy it - today and everyday. :icon_mrgreen:
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Different things appeal to different people and as a client one should know what your personal turnoffs are. If you know this early, you are well on your way to enjoying your experiences.
What someone may find appealing or acceptable may be the total opposite for someone else. Does this make someone right or wrong? Hardly.
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You could start the review off by stating it was "solicited "Absolutely not. Positive unsolicited reviews should be earned.
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The rum and coke, or the lovely ladies? hehe:p
I meant the rum and coke - I still have my fair share of lovely ladies. :razz: Hah hah hah !!
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I recall being served rum and coke by some lovely ladies - but lately, none of that for me.
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I know this is not what you intended, but I could name a few ladies that are vegetarians and they taste pretty damn good. :motion:
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The excitement about meeting a new friend stems from part titillation part mystique. Her album offers the titillation, but Allegra has the mystique down pat. From the moment her soft voice comes on the phone, your seduction will commence.
You will find yourself wanting to know who is this person you are chatting with. You will want to see her in person, perhaps determine the secret of her seduction. It might make you do things you would not normally consider. When you walk into her world you might even lose your mind. If your allure is seduction by an exotic beauty, youthful but wise in the art of arousal, then read on.
After you've laid your eyes on her and picked up your jaw from the floor, you will wonder just where you are. You will need to check your bearings, you could be on a fashion circuit watching this model walk down a runway.
As she makes eye contact with you, you will be reminded that you are red blooded and it is ok to lust for this. When she lets you in closer to her and you feel her warmth, you will struggle to keep your cool.
As you help her disrobe, you will see her transform from outerwear model, to underwear model. Victoria's finest lace would sell like hotcakes if graced by this petite body.
Your seduction will continue as she whispers in your ear, her mystique has kicked into high gear, you cannot fight it. When her lips make contact with you, you will want them even more.Then she'll offer you a treat. Your first taste will confuse your taste buds. You will need a second serving to set them straight, then more to satisfy your appetite.
When you've regained your senses and you think you're ok, that's when she kicks everything up a few notches and totally blows your mind... In keeping with her wishes this recommendation focuses on arousal, titillation and mystique. How she delivers that in your fantasy is between you and her, as it was in mine.
I must say that in meeting and conversing with Allegra, I find her to be charming, witty and playful. I like and appreciate her openness. We certainly took turns keeping each other on our respective toes, having a few laughs in the process. To her credit she will read this with everyone else - no previewing.
Now, did I discover the secret of her seduction you ask? Yes, but I can't kiss and tell. ;) Thanks Allegra, beautiful in mind and body. See you soon!
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What pornstars do for fun :sex_porn: ???:tongue:
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I used to do kick boxing to relieve my anger issues! HAHAI never would have guessed. :icon_lol: Just buggin' ya SC. ;-)
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Seriously, finding a good place and a good group of people to work with is essential to mental health...
I absolutely agree.
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It is not so much that it is a discretion thing - it is more a chemistry thing. On any given day, with any given two people and the right chemistry, great things can happen. Discovery is a wonderful thing.
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I walked in to find her decked in a matching combination of white top, blue skin tight jeans and boots. This is one hot young lady. I expected that, having admired her pics. What I didn't expect was to be swept away by her charm and sex appeal.
In conversation she told me a little about her interests in Montreal. She is ever so charming with her bright eyes and that smile. I move in closer to whisper in her ear..to tell her how beautiful she looks. I do ...she turns her head slowly toward me, our lips meet. That first kiss.
We sit, making conversation allowing me opportunity to swoop in and savor her some more. We talk about our respective days, we kiss..it is like this was meant to be..I help her out of her outfit, kissing her lips, cheeks, shoulders, admiring her soft warm body. I kiss her as I reach round to undo the clasp on her bra. Off it comes revealing her glorious well defined :boobies:
She asks me to lie down.You first I say and help her get comfortable. I kiss her lips once more, lingering to taste them and feel her warm breath on me. I tear myself away from her..kissing her neck, down to her heaving bosom. I stop and linger, showing admiration for her wonderful form.
Her hands are now running through my hair, caressing my shoulders. I sense her breath quicken. I kiss her torso, moving slowly toward her softness. I am there, her hands hold me in place, she is soft and inviting. My tongue explores her...coaxing her juices out.
We take our time, we're in no rush. It's like we have all the time in the world. I hear her breathing quicken, her movement increasing, her passionate whispers..her moans of pleasure.
I could tell she was close, I felt her and heard her as my tongue stimulation triggered wave after wave of orgasmic delight on her body.
She needed a moment...I kissed my way back to look into her eyes. I found her lips again and latched on to them, continuing to savor her sweetness.
Your turn she whispers, and helps me roll over and get comfortable. She hovers over me, kissing me, allowing her hair to caress my face, my torso, as she makes her way down to a very excited Junior. She takes him slowly, charming him with her sensual technique.
There is something about her technique, innocent, seductive, teasing, sensual, all rolled into one. It is heavenly! I was tempted to stay the course, close my eyes and feel the sensations of her oral prowess.
I could not help but think...to have that body against mine again, feel her warm breath on mine, look into those eyes and taste those lips...on comes the cover and my wish is granted.
I felt her warmth as I entered her..her hands holding me in place, her eyes looking into mine, closing slowly as our lips meet..breaths exhaled and inhaled, tongues playfully dancing, teasing...wanting...yearning...
Our movements were slow and passionate, almost seemingly choreographed for a reunification of lovers. Tonight it seemed nothing could come between us. With some vocals and some cheering through the finish we ended up wrapped in each others arms, catching our breaths and sharing more kisses.
Naomie is angelic in nature and for those of you that have met her, you will admit she is a gem and a sweetheart in every aspect. For those that have not, well when you do, treat her with respect and you will be rewarded.
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It is here! Enjoy :icon_razz:
Alicia the Goddess
in Ottawa Recommendations
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It had been a while since we last met. As I walked into her suite her eyes lit up. Her hands instantly grasped me, pulling me in closer to her. I could not resist, I reciprocated, our lips meeting to seal this welcome.
She is wearing this ensemble of bra and panties and looking mighty damn fine.
We caught up as she pulls me in closer, her hands roaming my body, mine roaming hers. Her kisses taste sweet, her body warm to the touch. Her bra is removed..I admire her wonderful bosom.
I kiss them, sucking slowly on each, causing a giggle from her. She unbuttons my shirt helping me along. She is on the bed standing on her knees. I continue to kiss her like this while removing my shirt..
I reach down and pull her in, feeling her warmth on me. We collapse into her bed together, side by side. I pull her in - the caressing continues. There is something different about her...something about her smile, her beauty, the warmth she oozes..
I ask, she blushes, I kiss her some more, caressing her entire supple body.
I could continue with these details, however suffice to say this lovely lady is still one of the best. She is passionate and playful, mysterious and flirty, but above all, an all encompassing top notch hostess. A refreshing way to cap off the Habs first victory in their quest for the cup.
Thanks Alicia.