NotchJohnson

That story reminded me so much of what happened on my honeymoon over 20 years ago. We had booked a week on a cruise (Caribbean) and a week on land (Santo Domingo) and every time we would stand in line at the buffet(breakfast, lunch and diner) the arrogant French from France would cut in between my wife and I. I put 2 of them in there place and for the rest of the week we were fine. The funny thing is that after the first time it happened we expected it so we stood close to one another but as soon as she would step a foot ahead there they were cutting in between us. Lol To make this a highlight of the day, they did have nice French ladies walking topless all around us but I never looked because I had just got married and newly married man don't do those kind of things...right?

I have had some bad experience in my 12 years of seeing SW's. I would have to say that my worst experience was when I arrived at her address I could not find the door so she had to come out to meet me outside. She was pretty but did not look like the girl in the ad at all. I still went in and once I entered she requested to have the donation handed to her right away, I have no issue with that. As I was taking the money out of my wallet her friend came out of another room and they offered a duo. Don't get me wrong I always enjoy a duo but usually like to be prepared more in advance. So everything was going alright till now. The first girl was standing inches away from me and was looking directly in my wallet, I would turn as to not show what I have but she kept coming closer. I paid the donation for both and requested to take a shower before starting. I was told that it would just take a few minutes until the laundry was done because there was no towels that were dry. After 20 long minutes I told them that I would hope that the clock would only start when I enter or exit the shower and they replied "no, it starts when you walk in", They offered to start without me washing up at all, I didn't feel comfortable with that but hell they are ready for that. So they asked that I remove my clothes, so I did and then I expected the same from them but one of them said "only if you pay us". I said "sorry but I already paid you for this" and she replied "you paid our pimp for the time but not for anything else" I asked to have half the money back so that I could go and they said "No". So to make this story funny it sort of reminded me of the movie American Pie 2 where the boys find a summer job so that they can stay at the beach house for the summer and they are painting a house where they assume that 2 lesbians are living and they asked the boys to touch first then they will touch etc... Except for me it was you pay us and we will give you pleasure. I paid a little and then asked for more and again the same story "you pay more we will give more". The last time I opened my wallet up the one girl jumped and grabbed it and I threw it across the room and I jumped to go and get it and so was she. Luckily I got to it first and then I got dressed and took off. That was also my most expensive experience ever with escorts. If we could share names of people that do it on here there name would be all over this website but alas we can't and I will keep those names in my mind for a long time. Thanks for reading up my story this far.

When i first started this lifestyle I had booked a lady in Montreal by text. She told me to get to a certain address and there was a payphone where I had to call her from before she would give out her apartment building # with her floor and door#. First she would recognize the phone# and she could look outside to see who it was.

I wrote something about this a year or 2 ago where a lady was visiting and because she had over 5 "no show" the day before she cancelled our date the day of our scheduled meeting. So to the gents that do this you are not only affecting the girls but us guys as well.

Sadly I live out in the country where we have a long distance between houses and I have a long dark driveway so in the past the only kids we had was the friends and neighbors and they are all grown ups now. The only kids we are having this year will be my grand kids and I'm happy that they might show up if our government lets them. Just saying...

Thanks for accepting this interview @waterat and to @lydiahardwood for asking him. I feel the same way as @waterat on all of those questions.

I got a Lotto max ticket, the draw is quite high !