NotchJohnson

Out of all of those sounds that are awesome to hear my favorite are the steaks on the grill and a woman having an orgasm(from me of course) !

With what is going on in Ukraine and Russia I wanted to get you all to listen to this song.

I also have keys, some in sets and don't know what they are for. Rubber bands and a flashlight.

Thanks for all the black and white pics GT ! Not only were they easy on my eyes but also very easy on the eyes too, if you know what I mean.

Just want to have a fun thread that everyone can play and share some personal things(only if you want to). Since there can only a certain amount of things that can fit in a "junk" drawer I think we should only allow 3 items per post and leave a few post in between them before replying with more stuff that you keep in it. 1) batteries good or not I have all kinds but never the one that I need. 2)owners manual for appliances 3)old birthday/christmas cards Now your turn.

Last night I drove in at the gas station with my wife to fill up her car. I wanted to make sure the tank was full before the price of gas goes through the roof. I happen to spill some on my clothes and my wife says "What is that smell" I told her it was a new perfume and it was very expensive".

Never forget the 3 types of people in your life: 1) Who helped you in your difficult times 2) Who left you in your difficult times 3) Who put you in your difficult times

I'll be getting special glasses to see color pictures on the monitor and the television so that it does not give me headaches anymore. Since the end of January looking at the TV screen and color pictures on the monitor was very tough, I have been told about these glasses that removes the glare from that instead of my regular sunglasses that everyone was questioning me about.

OMG!!! I feel so bad that I wasn't here when everyone was wishing each other a Happy Valentines day.😷😭 Thank you @JessyCeleste and @roamingguy.

I wish I could show you a picture of what I looked like before and after my hair cut and shave. But seriously I think that everyone should get a facial at least once in their life, it felt so so good.

If I had to change my name on here I think that I would go with Eurhinus (pronounced your highness), just for shits and giggles.

Because of my vision and glare from bright light and white snow I can't drive well after the sun is up. Yes...I'm used to getting up early and my boss told me that if I wanted to show up later I could but I want my independence back so I show up to work early and leave late when the sun comes down. The nice thing about this is that my work is West from home so I don't see the sun on my way to work and either on my way home East in the evening.

Today I'll be getting my first haircut since end of December. I'm also getting a shave and a facial....not like the one that I like giving to the ladies, hahaha. The facial is a gift from my wife, she told me that I would feel much better after getting that.