TracieGold
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Skid, you got a great idea......my ex may need one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha, ha, ha
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Why a female sex robot and not a male one for us girls?????????
Why ????????????????
:butt:Tracie.....
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Emma???????????????????????
Your boobs are gorgeous...sit them on the table...no problem...all the guys here love them sitting or standing....right guys?:ablow:
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Great Hornee...I am almost sure they will sell it together with balls!
Hugs
Tracie
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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimedMexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Tiger Woods was right when he said your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.:butt:
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I am sure many of us will travel....just get the guys to participate in this amazing place called CERB!!!!!!
look forward to visit all of you!!!!!
Tracie
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Thanks PJ....would you like me if I turn to overeating and bend my elbow too often???? how far large becomes fat?????
I will work on it....you keep trying to be healthy too....
Hugs
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Is this a good idea?
Where will we hide our "toys" in a situation like this?
Let us know!!!
Have a great weekend...all of you!
T.:sm185:
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Oh Spikie.......let's miss the flight......we get a day at the airport Together!!!!!!!!
WOW...that is for a New Experience Eh?????
Pack light darling.....
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I am curious.....
Every year I try to quit smoking....my only sin, he....he..he
Every year I fail.....
Right now I am trying as hard as I can....but I am not sure if I can hold it....
any suggestions???????????/
What about your resolutions?
Are you keeping up with them?
Tell me..I love to hear from you
Tracie:rolleyes:
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Emma and Spike in the same scan.......spike? how you feel about that darling?
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This is a disgusting post....
it is something like if I ask "how do u like your penises"
It is insulting and I can not even comment o it.........
Tracie
(keep watching you penis status.....and when it is charged enough.....use your hand!!!!!!!!!!!
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I agree with Mod and the guys, something may have happened...just do not get yourself all wrapped up in the idea that you were "neglected" or "discarded" or whatever....to the best people things happen that they do not expect to!
All the best
Tracie;)
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Gross!
Pistol Pete expressed it perfectly: the phone numbers of the gentlemen (let's call them "clients" for this purpose) should be discarded after an appointment takes place.
If the client wants to meet the SP/MP or whoever, again, HE WILL MAKE THE CALL, not the other way around.
Does anyone here receive calls from, let's say the painter?? wanting to go paint your living room today???
or does the accountant call you to schedule an appointment to see your registry books for no reason?
I really think and feel this is an issue of "bad association" (sorry for the frankness).
Most of the SP's /MP's at CERB wont even think of doing that.
Privacy goes both ways, however, we know that our "clients" are mostly attached with a SO, and even if a real friendship develops between Service Provider and Client, everybody should know his/her place. If an SO picks up the phone and reads a text like Steve mentioned...WOW... "castration" may be just a small part of the tragedy that could unfold.
If a client asks to be called....we call....and in that case they will provide a number that is convenient to them and a time for that call to be placed.
Regarding "blocked numbers"....I have my 2 cents to say:
Bad,bad, bad.
We do not pick up calls from Blocked Numbers. It is distasteful of the caller. It is "hiding" behind the phone....why?
Because the other person may investigate you? or perhaps do what the SP of Steve did? well....more reason to assert that this was a case of bad-association.
I suggest to check with the other gentlemen in the forum about the SP/MP you would like to meet; get a good reference and you wont have to go through undesirable situations....
We want you all in one piece, I mean...unless you want to be the next eunuch at a sophisticated harem !!!!:bowdown:
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I am sure some people is against them and do not want to be seen naked.
BUT....is it better to be blown away in millions of pieces??????
let us know what you think.....
I could not care less if they photograph my wrinkles...as long as I know my plane is going to arrive to it's destination.....
Better safer than sorry, right guys?
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Thanks to the MODs.....you are great.....I cn't believe a scam this size trying to harm another person.......
Thanks again Mod!
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Bring it along (if you have something left after all the sharing with the boys and girls) we can make cigarettes while looking at the sea on the deck of the Caribean Cruise I won last week....Erin, are you coming too? my tickets are for 4.......
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hmm......Is he offering $200.00 or asking you for $200.00?Just tell him you charge by the inch so it would be $800.00
Emma, Annessa!!!!!Red Machine has a great idea.....when we receive one of those insulting mails that we have to figure out if the man is writing short of words because he is parachuting or just simply has no upbringing ( also he may be a PhD....) we can ask for package size...after all we are not FedEx....and 100 the inch is a bargain.....E-mail him back Emma,,,,,Annessa and I will help you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It all depends on what you are looking for. I have a friend who had a bad experience booking a lady in a Casino.
Your best bet is to get someone at CERB (best and safest place available) and then fly that person to the Casino you are going to be. registrer both in a room, play and game together, get excited and happy about gains and cry together about loses.....all ads to a happy incredible shared experience. However, be ready to pay for her chips and travel also!
Best of luck
Tracie:rolleyes:
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Of course we do - I have followed through on my New Year's resolution to quit smoking like, 5 or 6 times at least ;)Many of us had specials for the Holiday Season and has absolutely nothing to do with "friends" not requesting encounters with us.
We all know how hard it gets to get presents for everyone in the family and sometimes co-workers, business related appreciation events and so on.
But we also know that the gentlemen at CERB try their best to include themselves in the celebration and count on their gifts to themselves.
On the other topic, if you already know the person you are going to be with, there is no need to wonder what kind of time or "service" you would get.
I understand what you are saying regarding "cut downs and short cuts" on the hands of some providers, but my first remark will be "stick to the ladies you already know who are giving specials for December and part of January.
Happy New Year to all of you!!!
Tracie
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Dear Spike...I can feel in your words that you are getting "nostalgic"....let meinspire you a little bit today while you clean your desk:
New adventures are waiting for you! Many roads that you could not travel before because you were "producing" at that same desk you are clearing today. Life is giving you a chance to may be getting another degree? may be finding an occupation that brings smiles into the eyes of those who need a little love and compassion?
My dad (much older than you are young man!) had cried a lot when he cleaned his desk....then he found a couple of things to do that rewarded him much more than a salary would have; he read stories to children at the lybrary; he visited the elderly at the hospital and then started classes to play piano!!!!. He died last August at 92 with so many people surrounding him and rewarding that "occupations" he took to heart.
Spike, in this society we are used to think that if we do not produce we are a zero.....no way.....money is not everything and a salary means only comfort.
I would like to invite you to spend an afternoon with me. We can go to the National Gallery....walk in the streets of Old Ottawa...take pictures and much more...(I am not talking sex at all; we already know each other.....) Let's see if together we can find something for you to feel rewarded without a salary!!!!!
I send you my warmest hug and a little cute smile!!!
Tracie;)
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Perhaps this is the right time to bring a subject that has bothered me.
I did not mention it in any post and I have not read anyone grumbling about it strictly speaking...some similarities but not explicit as I am displaying it now.
As we all know, the New Years are good for resolutions and here is my little input to try to modify a very rough and offensive approach to anyone; do not forget e-mails are an important exposure of your character.
I'll start by saying that 90% of the Gentlemen I have met at CERB are genuinely that: "Gentlemen"; When they send a PM they use manners and social skills, and it is not because they could not cut corners and be abrupt like the others; rather they have what I usually call " social civil behavior"...nice acquisition in a person!
I'll explain in a minute; My request is that the men as well as the women in this great Board, cooperate here with your thoughts about this issue. It will be great if it does not happen so often and "wonderful" if any of us receives one of those mails ever again...and if you gentlemen are receiving mailings in the rude and vulgar way I am exposing, PLEASE say it now; no person should put up with that written or verbal treatment!
Here it goes:
I had at least a 10% of the total PM's reading roughly like this: (four examples of what I have received in 3 months )
" I need a BBBJ. Where are you and how much for the job"
" How much for GFE and all that fun"
"Where do you live and what are your fees"
and the worst of all (to me at least)
"rates? abilities?"
Now, I have to add here that, there was no other words in the PM's....not "hello" no "thanks" nothing...just plain rudeness and a treatment that I am not sure if they use all the time or just when they decide to.
It is not too hard to introduce oneself and then approach the person who is receiving the message in an appropriate manner with all the questions one may have.
I have talked to other SP's about this, and I was told that, yes, these men are out there. I decided to expose you guys, without saying who you are.
Do you think we will respond to you in the same way that we will to a polite PM?
Well, you guessed well, we wont.
We receive many mails and those ones are not deserving a response.
All of you who send messages like those, Please polish your manners from inside out! You are verbalizing your feelings, and much more who makes you unappealing and undeserving.:ablow:
Thanks so much.....
Tracie
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Thanks CK for all your work to keep us going in a safe way....you are great.....
My fillie loves to think of you!!!!!!!!!!
Have a super 2010 Cowboy!!!!!!!!!!:roll:
Tracie
To the MOD's and all memebers of CERB
in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
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Ladies and Gentlemen
I was working in Mexico City when the Earthquake hit the city (no, I am not from Mexico, I was working at the Autonoma University in the DF)
I went through hell, looking for co-workers and friends and I can tell you that it is an unimaginable disaster....
This earthquake in Haiti has been worst because Haiti is the poorest country in there is....
I ask you (all of you) if the MOD's agree, to send 10 dollars to the MOD's for them to send our contribution to this terrible tragedy....
In my own "space" I will send 50 dollars to the MOD (Need an address MOD's) for every client I get Out calls or In-calls.....
PLEASE DO NOT STOP BEING WONDERFUL HUMAN BEINGS......
Mod's Ineed your answer to this.....
Thanks so very much to every one!!!!!!!!!
Tracie Gold:idea: