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Always enjoy a nice dinner with the ladies, before retiring back to the room...... 6pm - midnight

No word of a lie...... I was on my MAC, looking for a house, and wanted the Toronto Real Estate Board Site........ Which is TREB.CA I typed TERB.CA..... which took me to 'that other' site......eventually to EC, where a particular ladies Ad had a reference to reviews on CERB.....and this is where I landed...... Feels comfortable here......good crowd......amazing ladies too......

This....:sm185: it still never ceases to amaze me how many people display poor judgment or simply bad manners....... A service is being offered, familiarize yourself with the requirements as posted on a particular ladies web site and FOLLOW them........ If you don't want to follow a particular ladies wishes/rules that is your right, as it is HER RIGHT TO NOT deal with you..... On the other hand......all the bad manners being displayed, certainly makes us gentlemen stand out from the crowd.....!!! :bowdown: SNK

Wow....Antlerman, your post was touching and heartfelt.....I almost rethought my wish for $1Billion dollars, but........NAH !!.... Good for you though for being a better man than me !

Damn.........Damn....... Goddamn Octopus will have to pay for this............ Lindsay.....let's still go for Cephalods, now I am more vindictive than ever,and want to get even with that octopus that predicted Germany's defeat..... GO ORANJE......... :ablow:

Ok Lindsay, i Had to google Cephalopod, lol........now that i know what it is, i agree.... Germany will win..... So, for those of you who vote AGAINST GERMANY, you can feed Lindsay and I Cephalopod till we are full........once Spain loses.... we will let you know where and when....... :motion:

First wish.......happiness Second wish....... 100 more wishes....if that didn't work, than I would ask for $1billion dollars....... This way if someone says, money doesn't buy you happiness, i would refer them to MY FIRST WISH !

I will enjoy eating my octopus delicacy after Germany RESOUNDLY beats Spain....... ;-)

Lol, Old Spice, Aqua Velva........I remember those ones .. commercials were pretty sad too...... But as a kid the REALLY expensive ones were English Leather at LEAST $6 /bottle hai Karate .....probably $5 / bottle...... Now those were HIGH end cologne's... SNK

Barry White.......nice SLOW music....romantic...with a bit of a punch.... Maybe I am showing my age !!

When all else fails..... :sm185: I switched to a Mac Pro at home and convinced my airline to spring for a MacBook while i am on the road........ Never have had to worry about the viruses since..... in the meantime, I HIGHLY recommend you get StopZilla , ( http://www.stopzilla.com ) which worked PERFECTLY for my PC, and I never had these issues once it was installed.... SNK

Bravo Amelia ! Good for you for standing up for what you believe in.......and Kudos for telling it like it is.... It never ceases to amaze me the bad manners, or sheer ignorance some people display......... SNK

It's for this very reason that I have avoided in-calls all together.......perhaps I am overly paranoid, but I guess it comes down to a comfort level..... SNK

lol, nice one Pete........ My prediction is Germany....... they are just too young to realize the pressure they should be feeling, ......

I'm with Pete on this one...... having been on this board for only a few months, I am amazed at how many beautiful and intelligent women there are on CERB, that grace us with there presence on a daily basis.......you need not go elsewhere.... Why put yourself at risk..... ? SNK

Thanks folks, I was actually debating if I should post this or not, but figured most if not all would get my sense of humour..... When I told this story to my father, who is a lawyer....he kept interrupting me, asking me if I have no common sense, how outrageous and dumb what I did was....and if all semblance of common sense had left my brain.................till I told him to STOP and listen..... He didn't find it funny....lol, oh well......I guess that's what father's are for.... I too had a cat AND a dog hit by cars, and pair dearly to have them both brought back to full health. The cat unfortunately didnt have a long life, dying a few months later, due to complications from the surgery, but my conscience was clear... Nicolette, you are right, they are a part of the family, and having to put one down a few years back made me cry like a baby......so much for being a macho guy ! SNK

I am sharing this story with my fellow cerbites to show how even a momentary lapse of judgment can cause an unbelievable amount of pain and aggravation?. Needless to say yesterday, after flying to O?Hare from London Heathrow, then deadheading to Pearson, I was exhausted, and fatigue was beginning to set in on my drive home. As I neared my house, a cat ran out in front of my SUV, and I couldn?t avoid hitting the animal...?..I stopped, glanced in my mirror and saw that the animal was near death?..barely moving??but its injuries were grave?.and it would not survive?. Without clearly thinking through my actions, I backed up over the cat to once and for all put it out of it?s misery??. In a state of shock, I drove home??not believing what had just transpired?. As I began to tell my SO what had happened, the door bell rang, and there standing at my front door were two police officers?.. The officer asked if I drove a silver SUV, and I said yes?. ?did you just hit a cat ?? he asked ?yes, sir ? I said. ?did you then BACK UP and run the cat over again? he asked ? ?Yes, I did? ?do you realize the first time you hit the cat it was an accident, and the 2nd time is CRUELTY to animals ????and he added ?The cat?s owner IN HORROR SAW ALL THIS HAPPEN? ?Oh my God,? I said, ?but I did it to put the cat out of its misery, it was almost dead, and I didn?t want to leave it suffering? The policeman told me the owner was beside herself and INSISTED I be charged with cruelty to animals?.and by the letter of the law, he was going to charge me?. I asked if I could go speak to her, and let her know how sorry I was, and explain that I did this to put the cat out her misery?. After some considerable discussion, the policeman agreed to take me over to the owner?s house. As soon as I got out of the police car at the owners residence, the lady began to yell and scream at me??she was understandably upset.. I apologized and explained to her what had happened and how events spiraled out of control and it eventually lead to the painful decision I made to run the cat over?.the 2nd time?. Seeing I was getting no where, I pulled $200 out of my wallet and offered her the money for her cat?.she accepted?. At which point the officers ran up AND ARRESTED HER FOR SELLING ME HER PUSSY???.. LOL?..did I get you ? Please do not get mad?..a little bit of humor goes a long way, and God knows we can all use it ! !! I would have posted this in the jokes section..., but then people would have got it right off the bat..... Next time you are in a group of people?.tell them this story, you will NOT believe how people react??!!! SNK

Hey Pete, Maradonna is a pompous ass, never liked him.... Not sure if height makes a difference in soccer, very situational.......certainly on corners and headers it does...lol...look at England's superstar striker Peter Crouch.... I think it comes down to agility and ability.....not so much height.... Interestingly though, the next superstar Messi, is exactly the same height as Maradona........ 5'5"...... Hopefully he wont be as much a snivelling whiner as his 'mentor' is.....

This :sm185: Except, use 5 bullets ........

As predicted..... Germany gives Argentina......a Brazilian...... Is it just me, or is Maradonna annoying as hell.......

Malika ! My personal view is to take CERB by storm, come back, advertise and let us all remember what it is we have been missing in you, since you have been gone... No holds barred...... Welcome back ! SNK

SA ! My comments weren't meant to berate you in anyway, I am a firm believer that people receive pleasure and satisfaction in many different ways.....and I never judge anyone for that.......kudos to you for what you do, and the healthy outlook you have in this hobby..... Cowboy kenny !! I MUST draw the line at Accountants........ I never get my moneys worth and they are always SCREWING me, although I am the one paying them.......and I never get any satisfaction.... i just keep paying..... :ablow: SNK.....

Folks HAPPY CANADA DAY !! Let's be realistic here, We are all paying for sex....period..... full stop, no arguments...... If you don't believe that, give your head a shake and get a reality check.. HOWEVER.......... As I said in my reply, Sex is the end goal of the rendezvous.....What separates peoples experiences is either : 1.) They want to simply meet someone, and have sex and a quick release and then go on their merry way. 2.) Others, myself included, see the WHOLE experience as being important, leading up to the sex part.....which is of course what I am ultimately paying for. So, let's be realistic.......the end game we all agree on, it' the MEANS of achieving the end game that differs for all of us....... OK....back to Canada Day !!

Hear hear...... Dog, if I weren't cruising over the Atlantic tomorrow night, I would find a way to get to Ottawa and buy you and my fellow Cerbites a drink...... For those that are still going to be judgemental and/or grouchy, Dog and I know quite a few people at Pearson who are certified proctologists that will quickly and efficiently remove the pickle firmly entrenched in your Arss....... God knows we all deal with enough shyte in our day to day lives, let's not do that on here......... maybe next time ! BTW - love the pic of the Queen..... Let's start a GhAG.. Grey hair appreciation group.......damn she is HOT SNK

For me I look for more than just the sex, and i go to great lengths to ensure that is my experience.... This hobby is DEFINITELY one that rewards you in spades AS LONG AS YOU AERE WILLING TO GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU EXPECT TO RECEIVE........ I have only seen 2 ladies, for a combined total of just under 10 visits. Each and every time it has been a long appointment, one that always includes a nice dinner date, which gives us both ample time to relax, and enjoy each other's company. This way by the time we finally retreat to the room, we are both comfortable with one another, are completely relaxed......makes for a wonderful evening. By no means am I an expert, but for me that's my magic formula and what makes it a memorable experience each and every time...........going well beyond just the sex... While in the end it is a business transaction, what makes this more than simply a transaction for sex, is how we spend the time together, the respect we show for each other, and the GENUINE CARING that develops over time, for each other..... Don't believe me ? Read the reviews, and see how many people repeat, and just how much better each session seems to get...... When you ensure that BOTH of your needs have been met.....it is a lot more than just sex......it's a friendship with some delicious benefits....