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This season is sucking for me so far. 24 December was 1st anniversary of my Dad's death which I guess will make for blue Christmases for a few years anyway. :(

The fact that this will be the third time I post this because as soon as I press submit I need to login again and my post is gone. Going to copy before I post this time.

 

So...anyhow...pee

 

I grew up with brothers and had my own sons. Never did they pee on the edge of toilet much less on the floor beside it. If they did they must have cleaned up after themselves before my mom or I noticed. It's called respect.

 

I have a bathroom used specifically by my guests. I will admit I didn't check it immediately after they left. I will now now!

 

I can't understand why a grown up would actually walk away thinking it was ok to leave a shit load of piss behind.

 

Guys...if you know you cant make the aim' date=' sit the hell down! It's not emasculating its endearing and no one is watching cause it ain't a public urinal.

 

Respect goes a long way![/quote']

 

Gosh, I never imagined I would ever post on this topic. Total agreement with Meg. Many gents like me "of a certain age" suffer from the beginning stages of benign prostate enlargement. On occasion whilst having a wee, a random shot to the side, or a spray will shoot out.

 

My bathroom floor gets cleaned with bleach 2 or 3 times weekly, but if it happens at another's toilet, it takes but a few sheets of TP, the bottom of your shoe, the effort to bend and pick it up to put in john, and maybe 30 seconds of time to clean the drizzled mess.

 

P.S.: If I ever have the privilege of visiting Meg, I will squat to pee! :)

Just remembering 40 years ago this day: 07-04-1978 Sweating profusely @ Rich Stadium(Buffalo) with Triumph, Journey, THE STONES, Atlanta Rhythm Section, and I think, April Wine was there , but not sure. My mind wasn't at 100% that day. My eyes were focused for the longest time on two(or did I have double vision?) nude chicks, wearing naught but white cornstarch on their armpits, dancing on dude's shoulders.

Fueled by purple microdot, and gallon jugs of warm gin+tonic, slung over shoulders with rope, a memorable time was had. All others with me are now deceased. All the clean living must've kept me above ground!! lol :)

Oh BTW, I was only ten years old ;).

Last week I watched the remake of DEATH WISH w/ Bruce Willis and it was awesome.

Have a Great day!

All the Money in the World (2017)

100% recommend see this one- Hate to think that I'm old enough to remember when the events in this flick went down. All I knew from that time was that J. Paul Getty's (then world's richest man) grandson was kidnaped in Italy and his ear cut off. The behind the scenes story is fascinating, and suspenseful. Lots of great vintage 60's n early 70's Fiats and other euro vehicles. Also includes a nice dose of blood and guts. :)

Looks so delicious and eye pleasing Nicky! I just throw mine in the old cooking bag, and it comes out however she comes :)

Prepping for tomorrow's colonoscopy. ARRRRGH!

My dad's 97 yrs old today! His doc said he could have one drink, so taking him out for dinner and one double vodka/tonic. :)

Endless Shrimp @ Red Lobster.

RIP Jerry Lewis Thanks for the laughs

IMHO, the reviews were a bit too gushing, but it is one of the best war films seen in my long life. :)

Plus, Ken Branagh, Mark Rylance, are great thespians, and I always like Tom Hardy in action flicks.

Glad to say I'm not allergic, although my mom was. My "AfterBite" thingy was dried up, so hobbled into the grocery for some ammonia to dab onto the bite!

Yellowjacket in shoe :(

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Can't log in to bp ca at all . us bp has had only women for men "dating" for awhile, escorts area went away some time ago.

If legit, it's a shame. Distinct possibility of a scam, and it could be a dangerous one.

Don't know, but her website is still up.

her ads refer to GH services, I'm drawing a blank. Any idea what that means?

GH: Great Hand -job? Gorgeous Hole? hehe

Yesterday morning highlight was a mistakenly sent drunk "sext" from my favorite niece. It gives me some new ammunition for picking on her in a good natured manner. :)

This entire week has been a pre-Christmas suckathon! Monday I had an ingrown toenail removed, and by the way it is still throbbing, it might be infected. After leaving doc's office, I hobbled around gift shopping for 3 or 4 hours. (Shopping sucks even when not in pain )On the drive home, an inconsiderate deer hit the front of my recently acquired car. Today I received the body shop estimate:$5000+. Deductible is only $200, but still sucks azz. :(

Thanks, 9000 more please.

Abandoned marble quarry, on an old slab of marble in the rain. It was slick as ice , and we slipped onto the ground several times.

By the light of the moon, on a sand dune @ St. George Island, Fla.: very gritty butt in the morn.

Also in a 14' aluminum boat off shore at same spot, with small sharks (blue sharks , I think) hanging around.

Favorite pastime is spelled F-L-E-S-H L-I-G-H-T.

Coc. oil is good for cooking, smoothies, and on peanut butter sammiches. It makes a nice change from margarine on toast. Been using for quite awhile on a facial scar and on freckle/age spot on hand: it seems to fade them a bit. It was recommended to me as a healing agent for an anal fissure, to put off unpleasant surgery, for which it has been effective.

When purchasing a new jar, I divide into two containers: one for cooking, and one for butt. lol