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Why would a guy jerk off with a condom?

Is he worried that his hand might have an STD? 

Necroposting.

On another review board you get a temporary ban if you resurrect a thread that is more than 6 months old.

Inflation.

The cost of everything is going up. ⬆️

I don’t celebrate birthdays.

It’s just another year closer to death. 💀

I think this is a chair massage:

1 hour ago, livenudecats said:

Hal Anderson! 

 

 

A burly guy like that probably has big, strong hands.

You would probably enjoy the massage, up until the point he says . . .

”I’m done your back . . . turn over.”

I doubt that any of the women mentioned have training or experience in massage therapy.

A massage from them would probably be mediocre at best.

Since this is a just a silly fantasy anyways, why not skip the massage and have sex with them instead? 🤔

I would bet $1000 that it is a complete scam.

Do your research and never send a deposit unless a service provider has a solid reputation and has numerous positive reviews on several escort review boards.

No moderation?

Awesome.

Soon the lunatics will be running the asylum. 😀

54 minutes ago, usernametaken said:

Rich?

Getting a rub and tug 3 times a month will add up to a few hundred dollars. 💵💵💵

If I am not mistaken, in some provinces the police can seize and sell your vehicle if you are caught and convicted of trying to pick up a streetwalker.

Not worth the risk, in my opinion.

No.

Ticks carry disease.

If they are Asian they may be celebrating Chinese New Year with family.

2 hours ago, cbucky said:

is she Philippineo

A female from the Philippines is a “Filipina”.

I just come here for amusement, to chuckle at the petty drama. 😀

For any useful info I check out the other review boards.

I still prefer the “mankini”.

If I was nude for a massage, I would worry about unintentionally “pitching a tent” after being draped with a towel. ⛺

3 hours ago, livenudecats said:

The threads seem to deteriorate into a series of poorly worded, cryptic, confusing comments, often mixing up ladies names, descriptions, ethnicities, etc. 

Truer words have never been spoken.

I hereby nominate the “Massage Discussion for Winnipeg” section as the most useless forum in the history of internet review boards.

(Just kidding). 🙃

A rocket frog ???

Your post is a bit confusing.

Are you a female “willing to do a few things” for cash ?

Or are you a dude who needs cash so that you can see an escort ? 🤔

It was not a coincidence, it was divine intervention.

You are highly favoured in the eyes of God.

This morning I saw Marie Magdala for a half hour incall at a nice hotel close to downtown. A warm, friendly young woman with a pretty face and a big, beautiful smile. She is a tall girl with a lovely body - very smooth, curvy, and voluptuous. 

Highly recommend.

My super power would be the ability to intuitively sense exactly where and how to stimulate any woman to give her intense, long-lasting, mind-blowing multiple orgasms every time. 🙂

You can't beat the price, plus you get to show off your manhood on onlyfans. 😀