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Cara Silver

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    Cara particularly love how you serve them... is that an all you can eat buffet?

     

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    I believe so but I have limited space on my body so you might get a poutine and a surprise happy meal toy but that's it :)

    Of course some vigorous exercise is the solution to high cholesterol from poutine so I'm officially asking for assistance!!! xoxoxo

     

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    ps. I am presenting you with the BAVARIAN POTATO NUDE CALENDAR for all you fry fantasies!

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    I'm not sure it could be said better than that!

    Having been gone from the biz for a while during all of this I am only now reading and learning about all the changes and feel that we have taken a giant step backwards. Not just for this industry but the country. Very sad :(

     

    No Michelle, please contribute if you feel the same way. It's not meant to be a speech but a statement of strength and normalcy... And I feel sad like you. xoxoxoxo

     

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    What makes you confident? Guys and ladies- let's communicate our best qualities here. Just in case someone is reading and needs to be reminded that we are people too :)

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    Over 11 or so years in the business I've learned not to get angry. I don't even get frustrated anymore. I just say, if you can't enjoy it don't do it. So I enjoy the job and take pleasure in it. However, I am a bit mad at this new stupid law and wanted to write a letter. If you have a letter or a sentiment for our dear government, please feel free to share. Here it is:

     

    Dr Mr Harper,

     

    On the eve of C36, I present my life as a downtrodden, needy, and damaged woman forced into the sex trade by my own bad judgement and a number of shadowy pimps:

     

    I am 30.

    I have two university degrees and am starting a third degree in 2015.

    I spend my days smiling, laughing, and being happy.

    I am on my way to a great career.

    I have travelled the world.

    I like myself.

    I am healthy and in great physical form.

    I have friends and lovely family.

    I struggle with certain things, just like any human being alive.

    I speak two languages (unlike Harper and MacKay).

    I am an engaged, ambitious, and productive member of society.

    I pay my taxes.

    I have no addictions- not to drugs, not to drink, not to exploitative men.

    I am a companion, or cuddler, or woman, or whatever the linguistic result of your semantics war.

    I now live with a little more fear and paranoia thanks to C36.

     

    Thanks, Mr. Harper, for saving me from myself. I have a terrible life and I am in need of rescuing. However I'd like to point out that the worst thing in my life is surely YOU. You're worse than any pimp: you instill fear, you disrespect, and you create danger where none existed before.

     

    Merry Christmas to you and your family.

    Sincerely,

     

    Cara

     

    ps. I'd like to add, as a celebration of irony, that I've had domineering men in my life before and I've always had the strength and support to say no to their domination. Now with your new laws and assumed authority, you are in fact the one man in my life I cannot refuse or say no to. Of course it's great to be in a situation in which I can't say no or protect myself from a guy. A Christmas present indeed.

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    And deodorant? Which one(s) to pick? I stayed in front of the shelve at Loblaws for hours (ok, several minutes) yesterday trying to figure out which one(s) are good picks or not. I need help :-(

     

    I think we live parallel lives! Loblaws was a bust for me too yesterday! But I found some excellent fromage Québécois (to be used for non-sexual purposes.) So it turned out okay in the end :)

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    It is hugely difficult to find ANYthing unscented in this day and age! I realized that after an hour at Loblaws. I think the powers that be want us to smell like Morning Sparkle Geranium Garden Of Peaceful Butterflies (ladies) or Bearglove (men, no joke.) Does anyone have good unscented suggestions??

     

    But I do suggest that if you are looking for individualized hotel-sized this and that and everything, maybe bring your own.

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  12. Posted

    Feathers - searched hi and low for the rest of it, but nothing. Just feathers, and a very content girl licking herself.

     

    A feline mystery! I hope it was a good meal!

     

    Today I received regurgitated rubber band mixed with two sequins. What? There are no sequins in my house!

     

    Meow meow meow, says I.

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    Inamorata.

     

    That's a word I am using on my new website and in my new ads. Kate von Katz... your ineffable inamorata....

     

    Classy, motherfuckers :D

     

    Oh my god this made me laugh :) Classy, motherfuckers! hahahahha

     

    I'm inspired by your 'i' words and will now start calling myself "Illuminati Lady."

     

    Illumilady, if you will!

     

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    VAMP! Vamp is an awesome word. I always thought Jessica Rabbit was the epitome of a vamp. But how did she that dress to stay up?

  15. Posted

    What do men like to see in a companion's bathroom? I never know what to provide- obviously mouthwash, men's body wash, clean towel- but what products do you need from me once you've arrived for our hangout time?

     

    Floss? Washcloths? Monogrammed silk handkerchiefs?

     

    Thanks for helping me out! I'd love to provide a better array of pre-hangout stuff for you guys. Whatever makes you feel spic-and-span :)

     

    xoxo Cara

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  17. Posted

    I have the absolute biggest crush on Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. I have this weird fantasy of a wild and hilarious threesome with them..maybe with Drew Carey throwing himself in there at some point.

     

    Actually all the Whose Line is it Anyways men can ravish me any day they want! ;)

    Posted via Mobile Device

     

    This would be an epic orgy. You like the funny guys too? I LOVED that show when it was on.

     

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    Ice-T in Law and Order SVU.

     

    Oh god what is wrong with me???? He's awful! And yet...

  19. Posted

    I once suggested to a gentleman that we share a bottle of a wine we both loved during our 10 o'clock appointment.

     

    He wrote back saying, "Really? Before lunch?"

     

    I hadn't seen that he said 10 AM and not PM! We laughed but that is SURE to turn off any hobbiest! Time for my wake-up bottle of wine, ha ha ha, it was pretty embarrassing.

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  25. Posted

    After what I like to call my 'forced transition', I am no longer an S-court. Thanks Overlord Harper!

     

    So I'm digging around for new job descriptions and found the following:

     

    'Sausage Wallet'- from the Elizabethan era.

     

    and 'Lady of Ultimate Accessibility' from a polite member of the Yukon RCMP to describe the ladies of the Klondike's Red Light District, circa 1899.

     

    Any others?

     

    Love, Sausage Wallet Silver.

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