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  6. Posted

    Oh yeah! And they heave a bunch before vomiting. It's horrible! Mainly because it looks painful for them, poor munchkins :( But with my cat it's probably a symptom of having overeaten :)

     

     

    I didn't realize cats do that too, ie., vomiting after eating grass as Nicolette mentions. I remember seeing my dogs doing this. They will run out to the back yard, eat and chew some grass ( they choose only fine grass tips ) and then force themselves to vomit. It seems quite torturous, but I have a feeling that this is their way of getting rid of something bad that they have eaten previously - a natural way of curing a stomach ailment, I suppose.
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    Bunnies? Bats? Mice? These cats are deranged.

     

    There is another thing they do which could be a delightful gift to humans or it could just be a function of cats: the vomiting.

     

    She only seems to do it in my presence. Is it a gift? Or a judgement of my character?

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  9. Posted

    Cats are well-documented sociopaths. They like randomly attacking your feet while you sleep, they like extremely expensive cat food by the name of "seafood buffet from under the sea infused with gold dust and the tears of humans", and they like emotional manipulation.

     

    Which brings me to their sadistic concept of gift-giving.

     

    My cat ignored my 30th birthday back in May. No presents, no well-wishes, nothing. Until this month.

     

    She has gifted me with:

    2 dead pigeons in varying states of decomposition.

    1 bug that was so big it must have migrated here from the Jurassic period.

     

    But I still love her!

     

    Has anyone else received gifts from their cats?

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  15. Posted

    I swear.a lot. but to my defence I am in French.

     

    I know some people call me on this, but it's a part of me, I couldn't live without swearing (especially in French...so I guess it is kinda hot ;))

     

    I fucking love swearing like a motherfucking sailor:D and I assume it!

     

     

    but good luck on finding alternative:)

     

    I totally find French swear words hot, far more so than English. I don't know why! French, or english with a French accent, is gorgeous as it is, something about adding a few choice words makes it even more sexy. I know others who feel this way. I looooooove French girls :)

  18. Posted

    This is something that`s been in the works for the past week. About halfway through the swear word I realize that I`m swearing so I end up saying alot of nonsense that starts with `f......`

     

    Thus far I've said:

    f.....arfing

    fuckapedia

    frouing

    shi...shu

    holy shirt

    and godclamit

     

    But the most successful swear replacement is 'oh curse word.'

     

    Not too subtle and I'm not sure I can get away with saying 'curse word me' during a hot session but who knows?

     

    Anybody want to curse word right now??

     

    Thanks everyone for all the contributions. xoxo A

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  19. Posted · Edited by A***ia Mi******n

    ???? This has become the bane of my existence. I swear unconsciously and I'm always wondering why mothers are covering their small childrens' ears in my presence. I don't swear all the time, just occasionally. I used to swear at the law office where I worked, it just slipped out sometimes. Eg, 'how are we supposed to subpoena Andrew Carmichael if his fuckin address is listed as 'a tent in the woods?' It was bad.

     

    BUT I believe a well-timed 'fuck' is vital to excellent and exciting sex. Does anyone have any advice on how to phase out swearing in everything but sex? Are there some better words for 'fuck'? I really enjoy a bit of dirty talk so life seems bleak at the moment :)

     

    Happy Monday everybody

     

    xoxoxo Amelia

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