Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Carrie's post about hardcore religion and the possessing of slaves from neighboring nations got my silly side thinking.... If you could have anyone as a slave for a week who would you pick? Me: Nicolas Cage - the guy's nuts, so he's bound to be a great court jester! Ville Valo - he's just damned sexy! And he can sing me to sleep anytime! And my cats - turn the tables on the little buggers! (Please, masters, don't kill me for the thought...) Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Hahaha, I second you on the cats, I'd love to see mine feed me, pet me, and clean up after me for a week! I'd also have to say Drew Barrymore. I'd lay in my bed and have her at my beck and call :D And maybe Paul Rudd. I'd make him smile a lot and tell me jokes, while staring at his handsome face! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Jeffrey Dean Morgan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 esoterica! He's so dreamy ;) Ok, but really, big surprise, Johnny Depp. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Not sure who can stand me for a week themselves but... I'd have to say... Jack Black :D I love laughing and I think that he'd keep me amused for a long time. He's musical, Woo! Tenacious D. And he's sexy in a teddy bear cuddly I wanna-hump-him-way. Do I have to give him back at the end of the week? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Well, he may get Stockholm Syndrome and not want to leave. "Cuddly I wanna-hump-him-way"?? LMAO And guys, you can post here, too! :-) Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 What a very difficult question. Do I shoot for looks, someone who makes me laugh, someone who turns me on, someone who could get all of the things done around my house that I keep putting off, someone who could serenade me with beautiful songs....so many things to contemplate before making the choice of that ONE perfect slave. Hmmmm points to ponder! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.D. man 691 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 My sex slave would be Halli Berry My cleaning slave Mariah Carrie My mistress Sin Cindy thats it for now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lowdark 5613 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 I'd have George W. Bush. If for no other reason than to have him spend a week cleaning up his own messes and order him to punch himself in the face multiple times. I'd also like the entire crew from Fox News, Riley, Beck and Co. and I'd order them to be honest and subjective an entire week. Mostly because I don't think they'd survive the experience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 LMAO! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 Hmmmmm slaves..... For a week??? Monica Bellucci. Nekkid and making out with me. Angelina Jolie. Nekkid and making out with me and Monica Bellucci. Megan Fox. Nekkid and making out with me and Monica and Angelina. Tiger Woods. He would have to stand and watch, just so I could point out that he wasn't getting any of my action. Ohhh and when I get tired I want to stare at goats and make them fall over. I would get Tiger to put them up on the hooves so I could stare at them and make them fall over again. George Lucas and JarJar Binks. I would force to make George and JarJar sit in a room together... with Ewoks. I would then get George to sign an agreement to only create ideas and let someone without the mentality of a seven year old to create side characters. Ohhhhh.... the creative juices are flowing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 Hmmmmm slaves..... For a week??? Monica Bellucci. Nekkid and making out with me. Angelina Jolie. Nekkid and making out with me and Monica Bellucci. Megan Fox. Nekkid and making out with me and Monica and Angelina. Tiger Woods. He would have to stand and watch, just so I could point out that he wasn't getting any of my action. Ohhh and when I get tired I want to stare at goats and make them fall over. I would get Tiger to put them up on the hooves so I could stare at them and make them fall over again. George Lucas and JarJar Binks. I would force to make George and JarJar sit in a room together... with Ewoks. I would then get George to sign an agreement to only create ideas and let someone without the mentality of a seven year old to create side characters. Ohhhhh.... the creative juices are flowing.... I clearly did not put enough thought into my answer. So Johnny Depp is totally my sex slave, PJ Harvey is my Mistress, Tim Curry is my butler, and I'd like Wu Tang to get together and have rap battles in my living room, Ciara can dance for me (Luxie got me obsessed with this video: ) and when we're all tired from fucking and dancing and rapping, Mogwai will play us to sleep (in a good way, not in a "I'm so bored by this music I'm falling asleep" way: ). There, now I feel better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted August 7, 2010 I did put enough thought... Jack Black can cook for me, entertain me, clean my house, service me in ways that I need servicing... LMAO! Although, Kyle Gass *(His partner from Tenacious "D") would be good to have around the house, as they play awesome music together... KK I want them both, but Kyle does all the cleaning... :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.D. man 691 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 Enslave all my exes and have them clean the Ottawa sewers naked, and no bathes or showers afterwards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted August 7, 2010 I'd have George W. Bush. If for no other reason than to have him spend a week cleaning up his own messes ..... I think you'd need him for more than a week..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 My sex slave would be Eliza Dushku...bring on those bedroom eyes! :D To clean the house...Lindsay Lohan Mistress...Jayme Langford, she's too sultry to be a sex slave! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted August 7, 2010 Yeah I like the Lindsay Lohan as cleaning slave too... My sex slave would be Shakira...don't think I'd last a week though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 My sex slave would be Eliza Dushku...bring on those bedroom eyes! :DTo clean the house...Lindsay Lohan Mistress...Jayme Langford, she's too sultry to be a sex slave! Would Lindsay Lohan have to be doing the crab walk??? (props to Peter Griffin) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 I was totally gonna throw that in there! George Lucas + Jar Jar = hilarious! I'm gonna add another slave to the mix for myself - Shakira. I want her to teach me to move like that! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lowdark 5613 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 I was totally gonna throw that in there! George Lucas + Jar Jar = hilarious! I'm gonna add another slave to the mix for myself - Shakira. I want her to teach me to move like that! Posted via Mobile Device I think its a combination itching powder and having to go to the bathroom really bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
