Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 *GASP* Cherry said the "H" word!!!! I know that's why I said I hope it does not offend anyone! lol, I dislike the word myself, but this is a saying that I have giggled about since I was a kid! I was raised catholic and you did not say the "h... e.... double hockey sticks" So this saying has always made me giggle! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
40ishsxaddict 203 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 Pain is a good thing, it lets you know you're still alive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 Your father said that??? My dad's most memorable quote: "I do and I do and I do for you kids, and this the thanks I get."" I didn't know my mom stole that quote from your dad! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrgreen760 37785 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today" Will Rogers Peace MG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 I didn't know my mom stole that quote from your dad! I think there was a Parents Union back then and they got that line from the handbook.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickoshadows 937 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 “Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”Winston Churchill Additional Comments: I hadn't heard this next one before, but I kinda like it. “History will be kind to me for I intend to write it”Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater." Mike Myers in Austin Powers: Goldmember. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 A satisfied customer - we should have him stuffed! Basil Fawlty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "To avoid mistakes and regrets always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation." E.W. Howe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 Customer: A coffee without cream, please. Waiter: I'm sorry, we're out of cream, would you like it without milk instead? -- unknown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." George W. Bush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 A recent police study found that you?re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "Where are those f*ckin weapons of mass destruction?" George W. Bush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." George Stephanopolous former aide to Bill Clinton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
777flyer 1612 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 Hands down my favourite : WKRP in Cincinnati: Arthur Carlson ( check the video out on you tube....it is hilarious) "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." I guess I am showing my age, seeing that this is a 1980's sitcom..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickoshadows 937 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 Hands down my favourite : WKRP in Cincinnati: Arthur Carlson ( check the video out on you tube....it is hilarious) "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." I guess I am showing my age, seeing that this is a 1980's sitcom..... Ha ha, They're hitting the pavement likes bag of wet cement! -> Les Nesman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." Jeff Bridges as "The Dude" in The Big Lebowski Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belleoftheball 395 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "Keep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will never have to worry about your feet." - Unknown "Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't - You're right..." - Unknown "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." -George Washington Carver "Be not afraid of greatness. Some were born great, some achive greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." - Shakespeare "If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you then it is yours forever, if it doesn't, it never was." -Unknown I have a ton more... these ones are off the top of my head :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
777flyer 1612 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 Ha ha,They're hitting the pavement likes bag of wet cement! -> Les Nesman LOL.... I can hear that skit every day and still laugh my head off......just damn hilarious !..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 "There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another." Frank Zappa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Thomas Jefferson Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2tontony 657 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 It was of great surprise to me when I discovered that most of the ugliness I saw in others was but a reflection of my own nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Javier Pascual Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suzirider 737 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 To every thing there is a season,.... Thought it was The Byrds, then I looked further....King Solomon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
