Top 10 Excuses for Disappearing for an hour or two

[Guest S****r]

1. I have to go to Home Depot.

2. I am going to the gym.

3. I was getting the oil changed. There was a lineup!

4. Stopping by Canadian Tire.

5. I have to work late.

6. I have to go in to work early.

7. I am going to the canal for a long jog.

8. I am going to the parkway for a bike ride.

9. I need to go Christmas shopping.

10. I am going to the pub to watch the game.

 

These are some I know are used.

What excuse do you use?

[NotchJohnson 214069]

I was helping a friend.

I lost my car keys.

I was making love to a sexy girl from Lyla.

I fell asleep at work and no one woke me up.

I met an old friend of mine and we started talking about the olden days.

[Grass_Hopper 18263]

* Got pissed at work and needed a walk before heading home;

* Shopping (make sure to bring something.)

* Wallet left somewhere

* Massage (regular one, that is!..)

* Flu shot or to give blood

 

** NJ, you have the best one: Went to see an SP on LYLA. Not sure your S.o. would appreciate, tho!

[Guest *Ste***cque**]

My wife rarely asks me where I go. I'm always on the go so it would not be strange to head out on my own for a few hours.

 

If she did ask where I've been I would simply say "Don't ask me about my business, don't ask me about my business." If she persists I would say "Enough! This one time, this one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs" and then lie through my teeth. I call it my Godfather strategy.

 

Like I said, she never asks but if she ever does ask, I'll let you know how it works out. :)

[Goombah 498]

I went to the casino,

btw I withdrew 300$ from our bank account

[Guest S****r]

Excellent! Haven't heard that one before!

 

I went to the casino,

btw I withdrew 300$ from our bank account

[Tempted Monk 5057]

* Go to church for confession.

It can be long and definitely private

[Guest st*****ens**ors]

This thread depresses me.

 

Ymmv. Just my thought

[antlerman 17064]

I am late as i stopped off to have sex with sexy woman i found on the internet.

 

She laughs at me every time!

[GentMada 2181]

No need for an excuse... just leave the office Christmas party earlier ;-)

[Guest S****r]

I heard traffic was reeeeeeally bad today!

[Amelia Fox 9064]

I tend to "wash my hair" a cpl times a day, just to be left alone for a hh..

[Ice4fun 78396]

I guess just saying you had a raging erection that needed immediate attention would be too blunt??

 

Lol

[NotchJohnson 214069]

I guess just saying you had a raging erection that needed immediate attention would be too blunt??

 

Lol

A wife would get mad if you explain it that way, one could say "I had to be appointed to a specialist for a muscular elongation" If she ask if it was painful you could say "it was before the expert got a hold of it but it felt real good after it was done, I should go and get that checked once a week".

 

Just saying...