extended list of abbreviations

[Toucan 100]

Hello,

 

I know I'm quite new here so forgive my presumptuousness. I've seen a number of posts asking what certain abbreviations mean: What does MSOG mean? I figured I'd post a list.

 

This list isn't mine, it was compiled by a number of individuals and posted by PHNINE on terb.ca. It's a great list and I'm happy to share it.

 

Agency- A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.

Amazon- A tall, strong, often masculine woman.

AMP- Asian Massage Parlor

Analinus- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)

Anal Rimming- Oral stimulation of anus.

Anti-Sex Pervert- These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.

AR- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)

Around the world- Anilingus and Fellatio.

Asian- Refers to Anal Rimming

Asian Cowgirl- Girl on top, squatting.

ASP- Adult Service Provider

ASP- alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup

ATF- All Time Favorite

ATM- Ass To Mouth

Aunt Flo- Menstruation

 

Babyback- Petite, young, attractive Asian.

Bait and Switch- Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.

Baja Sur Genitals- From the spanish "the low south".

Balloons- Breast implants.

Bareback- Without condom.

Barracuda- A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.

BBBJ- Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)

BBBJTC- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)

BBBJTCWS- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing

BBBJWF- Bare Back Blow Job With Facial

BBFS- Bare Back Full Service (sex)

BBS- Barber Shop

BBW- Big Beautiful Woman

BCD- Behind Closed Doors

BDSM- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

Beret- A condom.

Beso Negro- Anal Rimming

BF- Boy Friend

BFE- Boy Friend Experience

BJ- Blow Job (oral sex on a man)

Blackhole- Anus.

BLS- Ball Licking and Sucking

Blue Pill- Viagra

Blue Steel- Viagra

Brown Shower- Defecation on your partner.

BS- Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.

BSD- Big Swinging Dick

BSW- Black Street Walker

BTW- By the Way

Butterface- Everything looks good, but her face

 

Call Girl- Outcall provider, usually implies agency.

Cash and Dash ROB- who takes the money and runs

CBJ- Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)

CC- Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)

CC- Credit Card

CC Rider- Full service provider costing $200 or less.

CD- Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification

CDS- Covered Doggy Style

CFS- Covered Full Service (sex with condom)

CG- Club Girls, Call Girls, Cowgirl(position)

CH Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club

Chump- A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!

CIM- Cum in Mouth

Civilian- A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.

CIS- Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)

CL- Craig's List, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.

Clockwatcher- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.

CMD- Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)

CMT- Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.

COF- Cum on Face

Collar and Cuffs match- Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)

Commercial Company- Prostitution

Completion- Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.

Cover- Condom

Covered- Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job- means a condom was used.)

Cowgirl, girl on top facing you.

Craigs List- A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.

Crime scene action- Sexual activity during her period.

Cruising- Looking for prostitutes while driving.

Cups of Coffee- Releases

 

Dance and Dash- A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.

Date- A session with a prostitute.

Date- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

DATO- Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus

DATY- Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)

DDE- Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)

DDF- Drug and Disease Free

DDG- Drop Dead Gorgeous

DDP- Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)

Deep Throat Fellatio- where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".

Defender- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.

Deposit- A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.

DFE- Dead Fish Experience

DFK- Deep French Kissing

DIY- Do It Yourself (masturbation)

Doggie- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.

Doggie Style- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.

Donation- Payment to a provider

Dou- A threesome with two girls and you

DP- Double Penetration

DP- Digital penetration

DSL- Dick Sucking Lips

DT- Dining at the Toes

DT- Deep Throat

 

ECR- El Camino Real

Ed Zachary disease- A woman with an unattractive face.

LE- Law Enforcement.

Enhancements- Breast implants.

Envelope- Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).

EOM- End Of Message

Escort- A woman who is paid for her companionship.

Expats- Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

 

Face painting- Man ejaculates on woman's face.

Facial- Cumming on partner's face

FBSM- Full Body Sensual Massage

FFF- Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"

FIV- Finger In Vagina

Five-O- A police officer (uniformed or undercover).

FJ- Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.

FKK- Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)

Flake, Flaky Errant behavior- often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.

FOB- Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)

FOBU- Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly

FOTC- Fuck of the century.

FOV- Finger Outside Vagina

French Oral- sex on either party.

French Kissing- Kissing on mouth with tongue contact

French- Without Oral sex without condom

FS- Full Service (complete sex)

Full meal deal- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.

Full Service- Intercourse

FUTB- Finger Up The Butt

 

Get Comfortable- Get completely naked.

GFE- Girl Friend Experience

Glove- Condom

GND- Girl Next Door

Golden Shower- Urinating on your partner, urine play.

Greek- Anal sex

GS- Golden Shower (urination play)

GSM- G-Spot Massage

 

Half and Half- Oral sex followed by intercourse.

Hardwood Floors- Clean shaven pussy.

Hat- Condom

Herb Friendly- Is amenable to marijuana use.

Hidden Charges- A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)

Hindu Massage (Argentina)- The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.

HJ- Hand Job

HM- High Mileage

HME- Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)

Hobby - The soliciting of prostitutes, massage parlous attendants, or strip club dancers.

Hobbyist- A man who solicits prostitutes.

Hooker- Prostitute.

Hostess Club- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

HR- Hand Release (a hand job)

HSW- Hispanic Street Walker

HWP- Height and Weight Proportionate

HWE- Hollywood Escorts

 

IMHO- In My Honest Opinion

Incall- You meet the girl at their place.

Independent, Indie- An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.

Interpreter - Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)

IPO- Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.

ISO- In Search Of

Italian- Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

 

Jack Shack- Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.

Jimmy Hat- A condom

John- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

 

KTV- Karaoke TV, usually referring to club that has women to sit with hobbyists for a fee, take out can sometimes be arranged.

[mod 135639]

MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)

 

The site has a list of abbreviations in the FAQ area here

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=abbreviations#faq_abvlist2

[RobX 2084]

MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)

 

The site has a list of abbreviations in the FAQ area here

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=abbreviations#faq_abvlist2

 

I suggest that the most commonly used abbreviation for erotic masseuse be added to the abbreviation list in the FAQ. Unlike the case of SP, there are multiple abbreviations for an erotic masseuse, which vary by region and board:

 

MA: Massage Assistant ?

MPA: Massage Parlor Assistant ?

MT = Massage Therapist

MP = Massage Provider

 

I believe that on CERB, the most common abbreviation is MA. However, I only know this because that's what the masseuses on CERB call themselves in their posts. There is no mention of this at all in the abbreviation list. I believe it should be added to the list.

[Toucan 100]

Lapdog- Person who worships providers to excess.

L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.

Landing Strip- Description of pubic hair

LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine

LEO- Law Enforcement Officer

LFK- Light Face/French Kissing

Little Blue Helper- Viagra

Little Blue Pill- Viagra

LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)

LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner

LOL- Laugh Out Loud

LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)

Lot Lizards- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.

LT- Long Time (usually overnight)

LTR- Long Term Relationship

 

Madame- Proprietress of an agency.

Escort Mall- A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.

Mamasan- Female manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (female pimp).

Man in a boat, little man in a boat- Clitoris

MBR- Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)

Mediterranean- Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."

Merkin- Pubic hair wig.

MG- Massage Girl

Mileage- A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.

MILF- Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Mish- Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse

Missionary Man on top, girl on back.

MMF, MFM, MFF- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF- male, female, female.

Mohawk- A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.

MP- Massage Parlor

MP- Multiple Pops (multiple releases)

MPA- Massage Parlor Attendant

MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)

Multiple Pops- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

 

Newbie- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.

NGO- Non-Government Organization

Nooner- A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.

No-Show- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.

No-Touch- No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)

NQBC- Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.

NQBS- Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.

NQNS- Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.

NSA- No Strings Attached.

 

O, Os- Orgasm, orgasms.

Off-the-clock/meter- Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")

OTOH- On the Other Hand

Outcall- The girl comes to your place.

Out, Outed- Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.

OWO- Oral WithOut a condom

OWOTC- Oral Without Condom To Completion

 

P4P- Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.

Party Hat- Condom

Pearl Necklace- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest

Papasan- Male manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (pimp).

Pimp- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.

PIV- Penis in Vagina

PL- Pathetic Loser

PM- Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.

PO- Phone Operator

Pooner- A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.

Pops, multiple- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

POS- Pussy on the Side

PRC- Women from the People's Republic of China

Provider- Prostitute

PS- Private Show (Dance)

PSE- Porn Star Experience

Punter- British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.

PV- Private Viewing (Dance)

 

RA- Relaxation Assistant

Raincoat- Condom

REV- Review - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.

Reverse Cowgirl- Girl on top facing away.

Reverse Half and Half- Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.

Reverse Massage- You massage her.

Review- A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude, contact info and service.

Reverse Oral- The client performs oral sex on the provider.

Rimming- Analingus

RMP- Russian Massage Parlor

ROB- Rip Off B i t c h

ROFLMAO- Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!

Roman- An orgy situation.

Roman Shower- Vomit play.

RTFF- Read the Fucking Forum

Russian- Penis between breasts

 

Safe- Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.

Sandbag, Sandbagger- A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.

Sans- Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ

SC- Strip Club

Scat- Defecation on your partner or feces play.

Screening- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.

Self-post- A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.

Self-Service- Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.

Sensual Massage- Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.

Session- Paid time spent with a provider.

Sex Worker- Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.

SFH- Sex for hire.

SG- Street Girls

Shemale- Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer.

Shill- A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.

Sixty Nine, 69- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.

Slam, Slammed- An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.

SO- Significant Other

SOF- Shit on Floor

SOG Shot On Goal (one release)

SOMF- Sat On My Face

South of the Border- Gential Region

Southern France- BBBJ

SP- Service Provider

Spanish ATM- Ass to Mouth

Spinner- Very petite, thin girl.

Squirting, Squirter- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates

SRS- Sexual reassignment surgery

ST- Short Time

STD- Sexually Transmitted Disease

Sting- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.

STR- Short Term Relationship

Street action- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.

Stroll- Path frequented by street walkers.

SW- Street Walker

SW- Sex Worker

Sybian- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

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Take care of business- Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"

TAMP- Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor

Teabag- Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.

TG- Transgender

TGTBT- Too Good To Be True

Throne Job- Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.

Tipping required- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.

TJ- Tijuana

TLN- Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)

TOFTT- Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.

Took one for the team- A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the board (the team) from making the same mistake.

TOS- Take Out Service

Tossing Salad- analingus

TP- Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place or Toronto Passions

Trick- A sex act for money.

Trick- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Troll- Rude and hideous PL

Trolling- Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.

Trolling- The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.

TS- Transexual

Tuft- Description of pubic hair.

TUMA- Tongue Up My Ass

Turn tricks- Prostitution

TV- Transvestite

TVSW- Transvestite Street Walker

Two Call System- For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

 

Umbrella- Condom.

Uncovered- Without a condom.

 

VFM- Value For Money.

 

WAH- Wild Ass Humping

Water Sports- Urination play.

Weeklies- Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.

WF- Wild Fuck

WG- Working girl. A prostitute.

White Knight- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.

WIR- Would I Repeat

Working girl- A prostitute.

WSW- White Street Walker

WTF- What the fuck?

 

XOXO- Kisses & Hugs

 

YMMV- Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)

YMMV Girl- A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 and 1/2- Half and half, oral sex + full service

411- Seeking information.

420- 4:20 AKA marijuana

69- Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.

[Madison_Sparks 3740]

thank you SOOOOOOO much!!!! now I can actually answer some of these e-mails and pm's without spending 30 mins wondering what they are asking about lolz :P

[Guest t**obb****]

what would really be great is if the CERB Site could use a bot to pickup the commonly used terms in the FAQ and hyperlink them to the definition inside the pm or in the post.

 

or better yet embed the text with smart tags so if you hover over them they show the definition.

 

you know sort of like autocorrect list or mini dictionary before it gets to the end user.

 

just a thought

[mod 135639]

Interesting idea but many people post the abbreviations to be less direct.

[Guest t**obb****]

how about putting in a faq terms link into the welcome email when you join CERB?

[mod 135639]

That PM is a mile long already and asks that you read the FAQ area.

[Angeltbay 612]

i very much agree with you isabella... and another one "spinner" i really dont like that term, i think it sounds rude for thoes who dont know what it mean (but i guess that what this list is for) but cant there be more appropriate wording for some things?

[roamingguy 300291]

I'll coin one (at least I think I coined it)

KCCC

Kissing, Cuddling, Conversation and Companionship

I know this acronym is not sexually oriented, but any gfe imho has included all of the above,

and as I found to my delight, seeing ladies is so much more than just the sexual

aspect

RG