Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted July 28, 2011 I was thinking of this while preparing a recipe tonight. All the famous last words like: -So easy a child can do it! -Some assembly required. -It's absolutely free! -I won't cum in your mouth. Anyone else got some? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bcguy42 38594 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 No, really! I know what I'm doing! "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." (said by General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes after saying it.) Don't worry, its not loaded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 - I did what I could - Wait a minute - I'm not the problem -No he doesn't bite - Na I don't think we need to go to the hospital -Its fire proof Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 Now why did I do that? I should never have switched form scotch to martini's. Let me handle this. Trust me. I never get lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 This won't hurt a bit. I don't need a map! So simple even a child could do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 *See picture 1-A for directions (there is no 1-A) *I didn't do it on purpose *I can pass this guy * Now watch this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 1. Hmmmm, smells okay.... 2. Don't plug it in yet.... NOOOO!!! I said DON'T PLU 3. I think you are overreacting. 4. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger. 5. No honey, the zoo animals are trained to be docile and not to attack... see??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiaBella 10988 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 My Favorite Kentucky saying- As the redneck revs his car at the edge of a cliff "Watch This!" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted July 29, 2011 cut the red wire.. or was it green? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted July 29, 2011 The cat from The Boondock Saints: "Meow!!" (Fair warning to Cleo Catra....do NOT watch this clip! You've been warned) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted July 29, 2011 The cat from The Boondock Saints: "Meow!!" (Fair warning to Cleo Catra....do NOT watch this clip! You've been warned) "Is it dead?" ha ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted July 29, 2011 Yes...I will pay you right back Ooops! I trust you...really Keep away from open flame Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted August 1, 2011 -If you're not satisfied we will give you your money back! -You can't go wrong it's a sure fire way to make money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted August 1, 2011 "Ah, for fuck's sake!" - Fat bad guy in the elevator from Punisher War Zone, warning, this is a pretty gory clip, but it honestly cracks me up every time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9HogaSC3Mo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nachosanchez 205 Report post Posted August 2, 2011 Is it in yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted August 2, 2011 Aren't you done yet! My x would say this after 10 minutes of sex. :icon_redface: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted August 2, 2011 Yikes!! that's so disrespectful!! Additional Comments: I wonder what that button does? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrgreen760 37785 Report post Posted August 2, 2011 I know you won't believe this honey but she slipped and fell right onto my penis!!....honest Peace MG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted August 3, 2011 Informatics Bulletin: "The latest system upgrades being run tonight will improve overall performance. The changes will be transparent to the users." (AS NO ONE CAN LOG IN THE NEXT DAY AND ALL PERSONAL FILES ARE ERASED) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted August 3, 2011 How about W.C. Fields... A confirmed atheist, a friend saw W.C. reading the bible on his death bed. His response ... "I am looking for a loophole". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickkm 328 Report post Posted August 3, 2011 when she says "stick it in" and you answer "it's already in"...that's a date breaker!!lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted August 3, 2011 I've done this a hundred times and nothing has ever happened Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
