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Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

 

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies , you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

 

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Guest ****ven

Ok then! What kind of steak? Is there a requirement LOL... Striptease striploin?

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Guest ***nsut***jr

Well it looks like I got screwed.

Screwed out of some steak.

Oh well the blowjob was great.

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Stop complaining John. All I have is the steak! :)

 

Well it looks like I got screwed.

Screwed out of some steak.

Oh well the blowjob was great.

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Looks like I won't be getting a BJ today but at least a steak can be a part of this day.

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All I got is some chunky soup and a sore back :(

 

(P.s. If you understand the "sore back" reference than welcome to the club......you're officially a sick fuck....Just like me! :p )

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Phooey! I'm a day late on the steak! Although that would explain why so many guys were in a good mood at the pub last night...

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Who came up with this idea? I love it! Is it new this year? I never heard about it last year.

 

Nope, not a new Idea. Just a great one. :-)

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I do not know if anyone else saw it but at the end of the blanket is the legs and red heels of the Woman. HA HA HA HA SAWEET!!

 

Remembering this Holiday next year will be a cinch.

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