PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted February 28, 2009 My mama always said "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" "They call me Mr.Tibbs" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted February 28, 2009 "The price is wrong bitch" Adam Sandler as he punches Bob Parker in the face, in the movie....Happy Gilmore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest i***k*** Report post Posted March 1, 2009 Office Space: Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted March 1, 2009 One of the funniest movies I've seen is "The 40 year old Virgin" I laughed so hard I nearly died..... Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections. Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections. Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Mooj: And butthole pleasures. Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all. Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. Andy Stitzer: Please stop. Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls. Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 Wow thank you everyone! The response is great! Lots of good line! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted March 2, 2009 General "Buck" Turgidson: "Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?" Dr. Strangelove: "Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature." General Jack D. Ripper: Did they torture you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, yes they did. I was tortured by the Japanese, Jack, if you must know; not a pretty story. General Jack D. Ripper: Well, what happened? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Oh, well, I don't know, Jack, difficult to think of under these conditions; but, well, what happened was they got me on the old Rangoon-Ichinawa railway. I was laying train lines for the bloody Japanese puff-puff's. General Jack D. Ripper: No, I mean when they tortured you did you talk? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Ah, oh, no... well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras. Side note: How many of you were aware that Sterling Hayden who played the part of Gen. Jack D. Ripper served in the OSS in WWII? He ran guns into Croatia and Yugoslavia in support of Tito's partisans. He won the Silver Star and a commendation from Pres. Tito. Later as a result of this connection he was forced to cooperate with the Committe investigating suppossed Communist infiltration into the US (McCarthy hearings) which he regretted later in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I though I was the only person whom has seen Big Trouble in little China! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) "Well, I believe in the soul, the c--k, the py, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." "A thing worth having is worth cheating for." "You should be kissed - and often, and by someone who knows how." Edited March 2, 2009 by whatsup added Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 "That's, uh, quite a dress you almost have on." "I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating." "Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?" "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 "Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world." "Say hello to my little friend." "Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!" "Listen, I - I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I though I was the only person whom has seen Big Trouble in little China! I remember having a copy of that on VHS back in the '80's, watched it many times. That movie is so old, Kim Cattrall was sweet and innocent in it...how things have changed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 VHS, I have it on Bata! if you don't know what Bata is F__k off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickoshadows 937 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 Mexican bandits in Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles "Badges!, We don't need no stinkin badges!" John Cleese as the sheriff in the same movie "Today, my jurisdiction ends here!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 Cheers Cumquat, I like that one too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 "The important thing is that I had an onion tied to my belt, witch was the style back then!" Grampa Simpson! I know not a movie but funny line! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariane Valmont 332 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 Is it possible that THE line from There will be blood was not brought up?? :) Ok, I'll admit that you have to see the movie to really appreciate this one but still, it's great. Daniel Day Lewis delivers it so well : "If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 That whole scene was pure evil...DDL is amazing. Is it possible that THE line from There will be blood was not brought up?? :) Ok, I'll admit that you have to see the movie to really appreciate this one but still, it's great. Daniel Day Lewis delivers it so well : "If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest i***k*** Report post Posted March 12, 2009 American Pie: Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariane Valmont 332 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Yes, Daniel Day Lewis is amazing. My favourite movie with him is In the name of the father. It's very moving and thought-provoking. Two very good quotes from this film : (DDL plays Gerry and Pete Postlethewaite plays Giuseppe, his father) Giuseppe Conlon: I want you to have some respect. Gerry Conlon: Respect for who? Giuseppe Conlon: For yourself. Gerry Conlon: Was I always bad, was I? Giuseppe Conlon: Not always. Gerry Conlon: I don't deserve to spend the rest of my life in here do I? Giuseppe Conlon: All they done was block out the light. [points to his head] Giuseppe Conlon: They can't block out the light in here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted March 15, 2009 This one has always stuck in my head as a badass line. IRA dude says it to his boss at a real job after getting pissed off at him. "Did you ever pick your teeth up with broken fingers?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
