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I was reading some of the new post and I saw the ever so popular movie line;

 

"Me love you long time" from Full metal Jacket (Awsome movie)

 

My fave line! Can you think of a more popular line from a movie?

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May the force be with you.

Good morning Vietnam

Go ahead, make my day.

Bond.... James Bond

 

I could go on all day with this one...

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Hail to the king, baby. - Army of Darkness

 

If you *really* wanted to screw me up, you should've gotten to me earlier. - High Fidelity

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A Few Good Men

 

 

 

Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want answers?

Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.

Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I want the truth!

Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Kaffee: Did you order the code red?

Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.

Kaffee: Did you order the code red?

Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!

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Glen Gary Glen Ross! 1st place a New Cadillac, 2nd place a set of steak knives and third place your fired!

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny....

 

Jack Nicholson in the Shining

 

"We work jobs that we hate,to buy shit we don't need"

 

Tyler- Fightclub

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"God, I hope whoever finds the note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die. " Sixteen Candles

 

"Stop yanking my wanky, the Donger need food." Sixteen Candles.

 

"Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here. Also, Chinaman is not the preferrred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." The Big Lebowski

 

"Nice marmot." Lebowski

 

"Smokey, you are entering a world of pain." Lebowski

 

"There is something about a man who can lick his own back." Bio-Dome

 

"Excuse much, rude or anything?" Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" Apocalypse Now.

 

"What is your major malfunction?" Full Metal Jacket

 

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Dirty Dancing (cheesiest line ever).

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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

Oh man, I don't know how I forgot that one.

 

Or even,

 

"You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power." Labyrinth. I love you David Bowie.

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So many great lines but I'll stick to sex references. Not quite one-liners either but what the hell...

 

Pulp Fiction

Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport

 

Boogie Nights

My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, OK?

(he actually does say "ass in her cock"...don't know if that was a flubbed line they left in or not)

 

Reservoir Dogs

It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.

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Tiny: Her contact lens. it's stuck on the end of my dick

Marcus: Was it hard or soft?

Tiny: What, my dick?

Singh: The contact lens

 

 

Zack: Wait! Stop! Hold it!

Adam: What? What?

Zack: It's a Miata!

 

The movie GO

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My all time favourite of all time, forever, ever since I was a kid.....

 

"CHRIST, did a cow shit in here?" - Kentucky Fried Movie

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Say "hello" to my little friend! (Scarface)

 

My Precious (Lord of The Rings -episode 2)

 

I'm King of the World (Tit-anic) :oops: could not help emphasizing the tit in Titanic :razz:

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I'm going to suck on her nipples like I'm milking a cow!

 

Holly shit balls!

 

Shit brick!

 

I'm going to hang out with my wang out, I'm going to rock out with my cock out, Oh ya! that's what I'm talking about!

 

 

Steve Stfler - American Pie!!

 

The Stifmister rules!

 

Apex

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"you've got to learn to say what the fuck, saying what the fuck brings freedom"

"Freedom brings oportunity, and oportunity make the future"

 

Risky Business....Joel's friend says this to Joel the night ne gets laid by Rebecca DeMornay......SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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That train ride was awesome, it is probably what legitimized escorts in my mind, strange but true.

 

"you've got to learn to say what the fuck, saying what the fuck brings freedom"

"Freedom brings oportunity, and oportunity make the future"

 

Risky Business....Joel's friend says this to Joel the night ne gets laid by Rebecca DeMornay......SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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Hey did you see me on the train staring at them making out! yes that was me...bald..unshaven...hung over..and hungry:mrgreen::lol: drinking...and then they had the nerve to kick me off the train!

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that movie is one of the few documented cases of TC with a woman....hahahahaha....cruise news.......

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Erin, I apparently need to get together with you, as all of your movie choices are some of my favourites! :-)

 

Not to go too nerdcore on the thread, but I can't believe we've only had one Star Wars quote!

 

"Impressive. Most impressive." -- Darth Vader

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -- Darth Vader

"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

"That is why you fail." -- Yoda

"Because he's holding a thermal detonator!" -- C-3PO

"Stay on target." -- Gold Five (aka random expendable pilot)

 

Incidentally, these are all great lines to trot out in meetings as well... :-)

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Willie Nelson in The Dukes of Hazzard

 

"Why are blondes like tornadoes?........At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing....and then you lose your house!"

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Interesting we have three Kubrick film nominations (Full Metal Jacket twice plus The Shining) but no post yet from Kubrickfan.

 

Here's a few more Kubrick - from Dr. Strangelove:

 

"Survival Kit contents check. In them you will find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.... "

 

"And although I hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like General Ripper exceeded his authority."

 

"Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered."

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My favourite from Dr. Strangelove:

 

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

 

And these from the a time before most of us were born need to be here...they manage to be so suggestive in a time when you weren't allowed to be vulgar:

 

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and...blow."

 

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

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