antlerman 17064 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 Yah...I know......here he goes again......(wait..there is a song with that title)...any way.....yes...here I go again...another rant by the antler dude! This time..my rant is about pictures.......pictures the lovely ladies are so kind to post for us. Now we all appreciate these pictures as it does help us decide which way out male compass will lead us......... Now we all know alot of the ladies hate pictures because; - once it is out there...it is out there.... - some because they feel they do not do justice to them.... - camera shy is a reason..... there are a multitude of reasons why some ladies do not post pictures.. Here goes the rant............. no matter how you feel about pictures please ...please.....at least be aware of what you are posting.... - Is your background covered in dirty laundry - did you just wake up and still have "bed head" - are there people in the background or in the picture with you.....now they are on the web.... - cell phone blury pictures - pictures with faces blurred.....just turn your head..... - We men on the average are visual creatures...that is why we like photos....but when the photo shows some of he thing above it can take away from visual impact aq photo can have. Even the most inept.......technophobic....clutz.....can take a decent photo with a camera....and make it look good.....even my 70 year old mother is able to take a decent photo......and she can not even get rid of the binking light on the VCR....... so......if you want to post a photo...and please do as we really do enjoy them...at least give a little thought to the photo before you post it......I myself will not go see someone if they show a dirty appartment or do not even care about what they look like in the photo....... Opinions expressed in the above rant are those of the writer and do not reflect those of the CERB board or of it's MOD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted March 27, 2009 covered in dirty laundry Some folks would pay good money for the priviledge of being covered in dirty laundry! Especially the delicates ... Mmmmm ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214071 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 I approve everything you said antlerman, better business for the ladies this way and nice pictures for us perverts to admire.:boobeyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 I would like to see all providers create picture albums even if they are discretionary. A picture is worth a thousand words. I myself am very hesitant about seeing a provider that do not provide pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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mod 135639 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 Oh, this one hits home as I edit photos on EC often. Taking out photos of family in the background, dirty laundry, (YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE this stuff I have airbrushed out of backgrounds of photos over the last 12 years). This is GREAT advise for the ladies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted March 27, 2009 ha ha ha....I don't care who you are that's funny right there!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 oh my God, i think i'm going to be sick...lol...someone actually used that pic? damn.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135639 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 We have photos sent all the time with the toilet in the photo (Never a floater - at least not yet) but who here finds women next to a toilet sexy? (If you think that is sexy you are in a minority I think!) - Shower or bath - I understand that but keep the shitter out of the picture! Why do people take photos in the washroom like this in the first place? Each year I probably airbrush - 30 toilets out of photos - 40-50 boyfriends / ex boyfriends - 20 pets (Cats, dogs, etc...) - 150 family photos (especially kids school photos on the wall behind the lady) - 1000 blemishes (bruise, pimple, scratch marks - you guys leave finger bruises a lot on the ladies by the way!) - lots of laundry and messy rooms - beach shots where other people are on the beach (Common) - Lots of sex toys - guys and girlfriend in mirror shots taking the photo of the girl (Common) - License plates (One guy was busted by his wife about 10 years ago as she saw her husbands corvette with vanity plates and his really nice boat in her photos - Maybe the lady paid him to use these as "props" in the photo shoot as they were professional photos but the wife was MAD from what I was told as she called the lady with the 3rd degree and demanding the photos be removed) I have had to airbrush guns out of about 10 photos (shotguns on the wall, gun rack - most of these are missed as they are display guns at the cottage or in the house where the photos were taken) Two women thought it would be sexy to have escort photos taken holding a pistol!!! - Ladies this is NOT a good idea! as sexy as it may be to some people that type of photo does NOT belong in this business! I was shocked when I saw that for the first time and at first I thought "ok, it may just be me" so I asked around the office and everyone was floored that someone would do this... ) Other items... - probably 2 or 3 used condoms a year or wrappers - lots of penis's - a dog in the "taking a poo" position (No poo thank god) but who would use a photo like that?!?? - one time raw Chicken on counter (or small turkey) - one time a pile of cow dung swarming with flies (barn outdoor shot but ewe!) - a fly on a girls shoulder (This oddly was not a outside shot) - street address's on apartment building showing - trademark labels (Common) like coke and playboy logos in magazines - hygiene products (those bathroom shots) - One a bed sheet with obvious blood stain (We just deleted that one!) ... I am sure I am missing 100's of other "Unique" photos. We get thousands a year! I wish I could post my favorite but that would be very wrong. It was probably the most UNSEXY photo I have EVER seen. We thought it was a joke photo (someone who knows us submitting a fake ad) when they paid for the ad we didn't know what to do so we put it up without the photo assuming it was sent by mistake... NOPE, they called asking why not all the photos were posted so we had to tell her it was truly awful. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Narman 117 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 We have photos sent all the time with the toilet in the photo (Never a floater - at least not yet) but who here finds women next to a toilet sexy? (If you think that is sexy you are in a minority I think!) - Shower or bath - I understand that but keep the shitter out of the picture! Why do people take photos in the washroom like this in the first place? Each year I probably airbrush - 30 toilets out of photos - 40-50 boyfriends / ex boyfriends - 20 pets (Cats, dogs, etc...) - 150 family photos (especially kids school photos on the wall behind the lady) - 1000 blemishes (bruise, pimple, scratch marks - you guys leave finger bruises a lot on the ladies by the way!) - lots of laundry and messy rooms - beach shots where other people are on the beach (Common) - Lots of sex toys - guys and girlfriend in mirror shots taking the photo of the girl (Common) - License plates (One guy was busted by his wife about 10 years ago as she saw her husbands corvette with vanity plates and his really nice boat in her photos - Maybe the lady paid him to use these as "props" in the photo shoot as they were professional photos but the wife was MAD from what I was told as she called the lady with the 3rd degree and demanding the photos be removed) I have had to airbrush guns out of about 10 photos (shotguns on the wall, gun rack - most of these are missed as they are display guns at the cottage or in the house where the photos were taken) Two women thought it would be sexy to have escort photos taken holding a pistol!!! - Ladies this is NOT a good idea! as sexy as it may be to some people that type of photo does NOT belong in this business! I was shocked when I saw that for the first time and at first I thought "ok, it may just be me" so I asked around the office and everyone was floored that someone would do this... ) Other items... - probably 2 or 3 used condoms a year or wrappers - lots of penis's - a dog in the "taking a poo" position (No poo thank god) but who would use a photo like that?!?? - one time raw Chicken on counter (or small turkey) - one time a pile of cow dung swarming with flies (barn outdoor shot but ewe!) - a fly on a girls shoulder (This oddly was not a outside shot) - street address's on apartment building showing - trademark labels (Common) like coke and playboy logos in magazines - hygiene products (those bathroom shots) - One a bed sheet with obvious blood stain (We just deleted that one!) ... I am sure I am missing 100's of other "Unique" photos. We get thousands a year! I wish I could post my favorite but that would be very wrong. It was probably the most UNSEXY photo I have EVER seen. We thought it was a joke photo (someone who knows us submitting a fake ad) when they paid for the ad we didn't know what to do so we put it up without the photo assuming it was sent by mistake... NOPE, they called asking why not all the photos were posted so we had to tell her it was truly awful. This could honestly make up a whole new website! I'd check it out. I know there are issues with that, but what if you blurred the ladies? I guess it wouldn't work since some of the re-touched photos are probably still in use, and it would be pretty easy to identify a room/scene. Still, this is hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 After reading your experiences Mod, it makes me wonder if common sense is really common after all? Wow... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
richie682008 100 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 It's amazing what some people send in for pictures!I have a whole new appreciation for what the Mod has to go through to make the pictures decent!Wow!:roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 Holy cow MOD, they sure do keep you busy with their brain cramps! You would think they would look at the photos before sending them in!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 Holy cow MOD, they sure do keep you busy with their brain cramps! You would think they would look at the photos before sending them in!!! You should see some of the pictures posted on CL, LMAO:-( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135639 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 Just for the record we don't edit ANYTHING posted here on cerb. These are just photos posted on escorts-canada. On E.C. Most of the time we just need to blur the ladies face (when requested) or if the photo comes to us with poor lighting we try to adjust over/under exposure with the levels so you guys can get a better view... we only airbrush the really necessary stuff out (like the kids photos and such I mentioned). Keep in mind when the ladies take the photos the subject of concentration is them (not the background) so the stuff in the background is easy to miss to the untrained eye in most cases. Usually I will say to the client "I airbrushed the photo of the child on the wall behind you out of the photo" and the reply I get 9 out of 10 times is "Oh my GOD, thank you! I didn't even realize that was in the photo". As for the common sense missing (the posing with a hand gun was lacking that if you ask me).... but the other photos are usually just stuff you easily could miss. I FORGOT THIS ONE! I was sent a photo once and behind the girl was her computer with all her passwords and account names on a paper behind the computer. The image was high resolution and you could actually zoom in and make out the passwords and stuff. As a techie I really notice this stuff... I have come across this in photos of office's as well. Website owners like to post "Virtual Tours" of the facilities and often if you loose closely you see stuff on whiteboards, pin boards and papers next to computers. Post it notes are VERY common! Leaving your passwords on postit notes is lacking common sense but taking a photo of the office and not realizing the postit note is visible with the password is just a common mistake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
