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Hand print still on Headboard....funny but not good.

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I see the inside of my fare share of hotel rooms and I notice the little details and the big details like cleanliness.

 

This past week I checked into my hotel room with Maddy and low and behold it was the same room we were in 3 weeks earlier. Maddy is placing things around the room and getting organized when she laughs and says "OMG! your hand prints are still on the headboard" No, way I don't believe it! She says, "well that is your signature move" I look up and there were my are hand prints just as I remember them. 3 weeks earlier we commented on the headboard and how much fun I must have been having because my hand prints were plastered across its shiny dark wood finish.

 

Now the question I have, do I complain to the hotel? If so what do I say with out looking like a complete slut....lol

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God, it wasn't from dust was it? I guess you could say that you were in the room a few weeks back and noticed those same handprints before. They won't be suspicious and think that they're yours

 

But keep your hands in your pockets just in case if they come with you to take a look ;)

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Now the question I have, do I complain to the hotel? If so what do I say with out looking like a complete slut....lol

 

I would have called housekeeping and told them there's some very noticeable finger-print marks on some of the woodwork, could they send someone to clean them off? No need to be more detailed than that.

 

On the plus side, at least they weren't semen stains. 8-)

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I would have called housekeeping and told them there's some very noticeable finger-print marks on some of the woodwork, could they send someone to clean them off? No need to be more detailed than that.

 

On the plus side, at least they weren't semen stains. 8-)

 

No they soaked into the bedspread!!!:wink:

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Isn't that why hotels always have stucco ceilings? Kinda lumpy and multi coloured hues.....hides a lot. Same with multi coloured carpets you see in restaurants, hotels, movie theatre lobbies.....I"m just saying!

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Ya, this is a horrible thread! :)

 

It's bad when you lay down on the bed and hit the wet spot...but you just got there!

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some people just strip the bedspread off right away cause they are just nasty....think about it...do you think they are washing it every day?...whose ass, dick or yum yum was rubbing up against it a few hours before your innocent ass got parked on it?...I'm just saying too!!! lol:twisted:

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some people just strip the bedspread off right away cause they are just nasty....think about it...do you think they are washing it every day?...whose ass, dick or yum yum was rubbing up against it a few hours before your innocent ass got parked on it?...I'm just saying too!!! lol:twisted:

 

I always strip the bedspread off {i think yuck people's bums were on them and i don't know the bums} So...i bring my own because i know its clean...I always use a white duvet too that way everyone knows its clean! I may cover it with a flat sheet but i have plenty of those on hand too...

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I try not to think of any of this because if I did I may turn into Howie Mendell.

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I was watching cold case on A&E the other night there was a case of a young girl who was raped in murdered in a motel room in Atlanta (Holiday Inn) the bed spread was tested for evidence. They found 64 seperate stains including seaman stains from several different donors.

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Nice! Thanks a lot! Mmm Mmm Mmm...I'm so looking forward to my next hotel visit.....NOT!

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Seriously, when you are in the room to have fun with a gorgeous lady...there is no fucking way you are going to start thinking about 64 semen stains, or who's ass was last on the bed...if you are like me...strip,fuck on the floor, fuck on the furniture, fuck on the bed...and when you are done- just hit the shower on the way out!:mrgreen:

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Seriously, when you are in the room to have fun with a gorgeous lady...there is no fucking way you are going to start thinking about 64 semen stains, or who's ass was last on the bed...if you are like me...strip,fuck on the floor, fuck on the furniture, fuck on the bed...and when you are done- just hit the shower on the way out!:mrgreen:

 

I like your style :twisted:

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I like your style :twisted:

 

Yep, I'm with Pete on this. Though my preference is for clean sheets, when I'm horny, I just want to get at it no matter what or where. I've been in some European sex club "rent-a-booths" with an escort where you still had liquid shot spots dripping down the wall-to-ceiling mirror from the previous clients. (Not sure how that happened - lol). And a lot of other recent "evidence" of sexual activity. In that case, just do it standing up without taking off your clothes, no using what passes for a mattress on the floor, the single hard-backed chair or even kneeling. And hope it's raining outside when you leave so the soles of your shoes have a good wash on the way back to your hotel. Lol.

 

Not my first choice for a surrounding, but it had it's own kinky funkiness.

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