Car Dates

[mister_crufty 4891]

I guess this is a negative term in this business right? Skeezy street corner pickup for a quick BJ or whatever?

 

Whenever I hear it I have such a different vision in my mind. I remember when I first got my drivers license and got to borrow my dad's car. Freedom! The first taste of not having to worry about parents surprising you in the bedroom fooling around with a girl.

 

We used to call it 'parking'. "Sarah and I went parking last night..." "Dude! High five!" Sometimes we'd call it, "Going to watch the submarine races." I'm sure there were other euphemisms. Awkward fumbling in the back seat, getting tangled up into awkward positions which were a little uncomfortable but hey, you were getting some so you don't dare complain. Steamed up windows, hoping nobody (the police) would come check the car. Scraping the frost off the inside glass before you could drive away when it was finally time to leave.

 

It's funny to think back but my first and only "group sex" encounter was in a car. My dad always had big cars back then. Mercuries and Fords with V8 engines, bench seats and rear wheel drive. Fun in winter. There was lots of room and you didn't even need to go in the back if you didn't want to. My buddy and I were on a double date and went parking off in the woods somewhere. He was a pretty conservative, church-going, innocent kind of guy who I always saw as pretty asexual. I don't know how it happened but I guess teenage hormones are a hell of a drug. Pretty lame by the standards of this board but we each were making out with our respective dates. Me in the front seat, him and the back. The big bench seats give a lot of privacy so we both went pretty much all the way. Certainly clothes were off and fluids were being exchanged.

 

We never talked about it again and I doubt either of us even remember who these girls were but what an experience for a young guy. Making out with a girl in the front and hearing sex noises coming from the back seat. We were too polite to look but just the sound and thought of it was such a turn on.

 

So yeah, I have fond memories of 'car dates'. Maybe some lady here might like to go to the drive in with me some time. I'll rent a big old Crown Vic and we'll go to the drive in and not watch the movie. Just like being a kid again.

[Cowboy kenny 50799]

Howdy, I see you atre relativley new here, you might want to familiarize yourself withthe rules around here. Car dates are illeagal, and not discussed on cerb. Noobie error I'm sure :)

[mister_crufty 4891]

Howdy, I see you atre relativley new here, you might want to familiarize yourself withthe rules around here. Car dates are illeagal, and not discussed on cerb. Noobie error I'm sure :)

 

Thanks CK, I understand that rule but I didn't think that just using the term was illegal. You read my post right? It's actually not talking about 'car dates' in the CERB sense of the word. If the actual term itself is verboten then shit! Now I've said it twice! And you said it in the reply above! We better make a run for it!

 

--scanning sky above for black choppers with moderators in them--

 

:-D

[igab 5629]

Well if this was only a walk down memory lane you're good but you're asking if there is a lady who wants to go with you on a car date at the end of your piece so that's not cool.

[piano8950 32577]

Howdy, I see you atre relativley new here, you might want to familiarize yourself withthe rules around here. Car dates are illeagal, aand not discussed on terb. Noobie error I'm sure :)

 

I don't think he was discussing car dates in the current cerb sense of the word as much as what he was saying what it meant back in his teen days.

[mister_crufty 4891]

Well if this is a walk down memory lane you're good but if you're asking a lady to re-enact your adolescent experience it's not cool.

 

Oh!!! I didn't understand that. The last paragraph was more a rhetorical part of the story rather than a serious proposition.

 

So you're saying that going to someone's in-call or having them come to your house is fine but if I were to take a lady out on 'dinner and a movie' date to make out at the drive-in it would be illegal?

 

Man...the law is kind of subtle isn't it? I had thought the illegality of it was the propositioning on the street sort of thing. I didn't think there was a problem with taking an SP on a regular date. Isn't that why ladies post their social rates?

[igab 5629]

Oh!!! I didn't understand that. The last paragraph was more a rhetorical part of the story rather than a serious proposition.

 

So you're saying that going to someone's in-call or having them come to your house is fine but if I were to take a lady out on 'dinner and a movie' date to make out at the drive-in it would be illegal?

 

Man...the law is kind of subtle isn't it? I had thought the illegality of it was the propositioning on the street sort of thing. I didn't think there was a problem with taking an SP on a regular date. Isn't that why ladies post their social rates?

 

Car is considered a public place.

[mister_crufty 4891]

Car is considered a public place.

 

Ah, thanks for the clarification. I hadn't thought of that.

 

Okay, well as was originally intended, for all those watching, please consider the last paragraph purely a rhetorical device and not a serious proposition. I would never advocate or propose any illegal activities.

 

I'll edit it out if needed but I kind of like the ending though...brings it together.

 

"That rug really tied the room together."

- The Dude.

[Cowboy kenny 50799]

Civilin or professional, sex in a car is illegal as it falls under public indecency and lewdness laws.

[bcguy42 38594]

So you're saying that going to someone's in-call or having them come to your house is fine but if I were to take a lady out on 'dinner and a movie' date to make out at the drive-in it would be illegal?

 

Man...the law is kind of subtle isn't it?

 

There are two "laws" at play here. Regarding taking a lady out and ending up at a drive-in, etc, where you go and what you do is up to you and the lady.

 

What you discuss in "public" - including in the car - is a matter of criminal law.

 

Then there is the "CERB Law". As you might gather, "car dates" is an extremely touchy subject. Make light of it if you will but your life will be simpler if you give the whole thing a wide berth.

 

Feel free to describe another memories that exclude this and other topics listed in the FAQ and the "New to this" area.

 

Enjoy!

[mister_crufty 4891]

Fair enough. Other than the subject, it really was just supposed to be some reminiscing about teenage dating.

 

I'll report myself to the moderators and let them make the call whether or not the thread should be removed.

 

There are two "laws" at play here. Regarding taking a lady out and ending up at a drive-in, etc, where you go and what you do is up to you and the lady.

 

What you discuss in "public" - including in the car - is a matter of criminal law.

 

Then there is the "CERB Law". As you might gather, "car dates" is an extremely touchy subject. Make light of it if you will but your life will be simpler if you give the whole thing a wide berth.

 

Feel free to describe another memories that exclude this and other topics listed in the FAQ and the "New to this" area.

 

Enjoy!

[LeeRichards 177238]

Let me tell you a story about a man named shhhh

 

 

 

Try a fun post crufty that isn't "constantly stirring the chili" You might like it :)

[fredsmith 5240]

Try a fun post crufty that isn't "constantly stirring the chili" You might like it :)

 

Me thinks his posts are not by accident and that these posts are fun to him.

[Genevieve Marceau 68000]

So yeah, memories of 'car dates'. Maybe some lady here might like to go to the drive in with me some time. I'll rent a big old Crown Vic and we'll go to the drive in and not watch the movie. Just like being a kid again.

 

 

Using teenage memories is a nice way to bring the subject of what seems to be your main intention (having public sex in a car, let's call a cat a cat ok), but we are no longer kids here. We are adults leaving in adult world. I maybe generalizing here, but I highly doubt that any of the CERB ladies would appreciate to have sex in a car at a driving where the cars next to yours simply have to take a peek at the windows to be at the premiere of your sex live show. That's sounds pretty trashy to me.

[mister_crufty 4891]

Wow. I find it really sad and disheartening that people are so cynical.

 

There is no ulterior motive. I'm too old to have sex in a car and have no real interest in it. It's just a memory. Sometimes people just share stories. I thought some of you might like it.

 

I'm really depressed by some of these replies. I'm not trying to game the system or looking to do something illegal. I just thought of some fun times that I had in the past and thought maybe others might have similar memories to share.

 

I regret the choice of title but really, hearing the term 'car date' had an immediate association for me that wasn't what is typical on CERB and it brought this story to mind. That's all. Nothing complicated, nothing sinister.

 

I always assume people are good and have good intentions by default. I guess not everyone is like that.

 

Yeah, I think I'm out. Sorry if I offended you all.

 

Using teenage memories is a nice way to bring the subject of what seems to be your main intention (having public sex in a car, let's call a cat a cat ok), but we are no longer kids here. We are adults leaving in adult world. I maybe generalizing here, but I highly doubt that any of the CERB ladies would appreciate to have sex in a car at a driving where the cars next to yours simply have to take a peek at the windows to be at the premiere of your sex live show. That's sounds pretty trashy to me.

[Guest s******ecan****]

Wow. I find it really sad and disheartening that people are so cynical.

 

There is no ulterior motive. I'm too old to have sex in a car and have no real interest in it. It's just a memory. Sometimes people just share stories. I thought some of you might like it.

 

I'm really depressed by some of these replies. I'm not trying to game the system or looking to do something illegal. I just thought of some fun times that I had in the past and thought maybe others might have similar memories to share.

 

I regret the choice of title but really, hearing the term 'car date' had an immediate association for me that wasn't what is typical on CERB and it brought this story to mind. That's all. Nothing complicated, nothing sinister.

 

I always assume people are good and have good intentions by default. I guess not everyone is like that.

 

Yeah, I think I'm out. Sorry if I offended you all.

 

 

Sometimes you have to know when to fold 'em as the saying goes.

[mister_crufty 4891]

Me thinks his posts are not by accident and that these posts are fun to him.

 

I wish this were true my friend. I'm really upset when I get attacked for something that I thought was innocent fun. I'm not here to troll people. I consider a lot of people on this board my friends. I'm just sorry that every word that is written gets scrutinized, torn apart, looking for ulterior motives or sinister intents.

 

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

-Freud.

 

Additional Comments:

Let me tell you a story about a man named shhhh

 

 

 

Try a fun post crufty that isn't "constantly stirring the chili" You might like it :)

 

I really honestly thought it WAS a fun post. Seriously...it's just about teenage fumbling in the back of cars.

 

--sigh--

[EmilyRushton 253356]

I wish this were true my friend. I'm really upset when I get attacked for something that I thought was innocent fun. I'm not here to troll people. I consider a lot of people on this board my friends. I'm just sorry that every word that is written gets scrutinized, torn apart, looking for ulterior motives or sinister intents.

 

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

-Freud.

 

Additional Comments:

 

 

I really honestly thought it WAS a fun post. Seriously...it's just about teenage fumbling in the back of cars.

 

--sigh--

 

Seriously? your playing the naive card? In the few short weeks you have been on this board, you have have managed to appall most members by posting things that would be better left unsaid - as well as you have managed to over step the boundaries of respect when it comes to fellow Companions and Hobbyists. How many times in any given week, does one member need to keep apologizing?

It does not take a brain surgeon to figure out that others find some of your posts/ threads offensive and clearly crossing the line.

Why even joke about a subject (this thread in particular)that clearly has some serious consequences.

You say you have respect towards others and we are all taking your posts out of context, yet do you even think before you type at ALL? If it was about fumbling in the back of a car, why title your post "car dates"?

I for one don't buy the "new to this, I have no clue card" if you were clueless, you would not have posted half of the things you have written.

[mister_crufty 4891]

You win. I surrender. Of the 157 posts I've made in my first month here, for which I've been thanked 46 times, every single one of them was shit designed to troll you all and ruin the board for all of you. I'm an asshole troll and this board is better off without people like me. I get it.

 

How do I delete my account?

 

Seriously? your playing the naive card? In the few short weeks you have been on this board, you have have managed to appall most members by posting things that would be better left unsaid - as well as you have managed to over step the boundaries of respect when it comes to fellow Companions and Hobbyists. How many times in any given week, does one member need to keep apologizing?

It does not take a brain surgeon to figure out that others find some of your posts/ treads offensive and clearly crossing the line.

Why even joke about a subject (this thread in particular)that clearly has some serious consequences.

You say you have respect towards others and we are all taking your posts out of context, yet do you even think before you type at ALL? If it was about fumbling in the back of a car, why title your post "car dates"?

I for one don't buy the "new to this, I have no clue card" if you were clueless, you would not have posted half of the things you have written.

[Cowboy kenny 50799]

Initially no one attacked you we simply made youaware of the rrules and preisdence regarding the topic you raised. Once you started mocking the rules and the respect other members have fo those rules you kinda opened yourself up to a few jabs. Anyhow, live and learn, now you know and next time you'll know better !