Nerdiest. Hack. Ever.

[Phaedrus 209521]

Some people have way too much time on their hands...

 

traceroute 216.81.59.173

 

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6 Episode.IV (206.214.251.1) 68.642 ms 67.307 ms 67.005 ms

 

7 A.NEW.HOPE (206.214.251.6) 65.986 ms 68.502 ms 68.708 ms

 

8 It.is.a.period.of.civil.war (206.214.251.9) 67.067 ms 70.139 ms 66.52

 

9 Rebel.spaceships (206.214.251.14) 70.214 ms 70.192 ms 71.622 ms

 

10 striking.from.a.hidden.base (206.214.251.17) 71.427 ms 74.206 ms

 

11 have.won.their.first.victory (206.214.251.22) 71.665 ms 70.434 ms 7

 

12 against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire (206.214.251.25) 69.218 ms 70.621

 

13 During.the.battle (206.214.251.30) 69.059 ms 68.931 ms 69.981 ms

 

14 Rebel.spies.managed (206.214.251.33) 77.247 ms 72.757 ms 77.61

 

15 to.steal.secret.plans (206.214.251.3 8) 71.224 ms 71.164 ms 69.543

 

16 to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon (206.214.251.41) 68.744 ms 68.824

 

17 the.DEATH.STAR (206.214.251.46) 72.316 ms 74.551 ms 66.354 ms

 

18 an.armored.space.station (206.214.251.49) 69.413 ms 70.334 ms 6

 

19 with.enough.power.to (206.214.251.54) 66.182 ms 66.627 ms 71.23

 

20 destroy.an.entire.planet (206.214.251.57) 71.926 ms 71.266 ms 70.

 

21 Pursued.by.the.Empires (206.214.251.62) 67.298 ms 65.956 ms 66.

 

22 sinister.agents (206.214.251.65) 65.020 ms 67.806 ms 70.508 ms

 

23 Princess.Leia.races.home (206.214.251.70) 68.894 ms 71.147 ms 71

 

24 aboard.her.starship (206.214.251.73) 72.130 ms 71.093 ms 74.026

 

25 custodian.of.the.stolen.plans (206.214.251.78 ) 68.568 ms 67.939 ms

 

26 that.can.save.her (206.214.251.81) 67.063 ms 69.874 ms 68.889 m

 

27 people.and.restore (206.214.251.86) 70.395 ms 70.144 ms

 

28 freedom.to.the.galaxy (206.214.251.89) 66.098 ms 65.432 ms

 

29 0-------------------0 (206.214.251.94) 75.931 ms 74.159 ms 80.012

 

30 0------------------0 (206.214.251.97) 73.026 ms 73.403 ms 73.256

 

31 0-----------------0 (206.214.251.102) 83.602 ms 82.079 ms 70.743

 

32 0----------------0 (206.214.251.105) 70.459 ms 69.403 ms 68.782 m

 

33 0---------------0 (206.214.251.110) 68.516 ms 72.472 ms 71.811 ms

 

34 0--------------0 (206.214.251.113) 69.056 ms 65.981 ms 68.202 ms

 

35 0-------------0 (206.214.251.118) 66.790 ms 71.556 ms 74.292 ms

 

36 0------------0 (206.214.251.121) 68.286 ms 71.042 ms 71.587 ms

 

37 0-----------0 (206.214.251.126) 72.702 ms 71.785 ms 72.442 ms

 

38 0----------0 (206.214.251.129) 78.143 ms 74.411 ms 72.828 ms

 

39 0---------0 (206.214.251.134) 69.692 ms 66.187 ms 67.369 ms

 

40 0--------0 (206.214.251.137) 69.184 ms 70.678 ms 67.445 ms

 

41 0-------0 (206.214.251.142) 70.383 ms 68.220 ms 67.543 ms

 

42 0------0 (206.214.251.145) 67.593 ms 72.970 ms 73.220 ms

 

43 0-----0 (206.214.251.150) 70.964 ms 69.082 ms 70.831 ms

 

44 0----0 (206.214.251.153) 73.856 ms 71.848 ms 70.311 ms

 

45 0---0 (206.214.251.158 ) 71.517 ms 69.204 ms 69.538 ms

 

46 0--0 (206.214.251.161) 68.076 ms 68.179 ms 67.620 ms

 

47 0-0 (206.214.251.166) 68.738 ms 70.518 ms 68.757 ms

 

48 00 (206.214.251.169) 68.281 ms 70.225 ms 74.811 ms

 

49 I (206.214.251.174) 70.203 ms 71.668 ms 71.672 ms

 

50 By.Ryan.----er (206.214.251.177) 68.900 ms 71.461 ms 72.297 ms

 

51 When.CCIEs.Get.Bored (206.214.251.182) 75.816 ms 73.957 ms 71.333 ms

 

52 read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net (206.214.251.185) 70.254 ms 73.799 ms

 

Alas, it doesn't work any more.