How I prepare for my special date

[AttilaTheHun 356]

Personal hygiene for me is number one on my list and I usually go through a strict preparation schedule which usually starts days ahead of time.

 

I take myself seriously and I treat my hobby like my business. I want to be at my best all the time.

No exceptions. If I cant do it right , I don't do it at all.

 

 

 

I usually start some of these a few days earlier and Ill explain why,

 

1) I take care of any excess body hair which includes shaving my balls, my butt hole, nose, ears and trimming underarms. I usually take care of this a day or two before my meeting. The reason is that If accidentally nicked my genitals, ill still have an opportunity to cancel my appointment. You don't want to be anywhere near your ladies genitals with an open wound even if its only a scratch. It just makes it safe for everyone and besides genital hair doesn't grow back in day.

 

2) I cut and trim my toenails and fingernails. I also make sure that I take care of this a day before again for safety reasons.

You don't want to have any open finger wounds especially if you use digits. I always carry finger condoms for this purpose because I never know when I can injure myself on my way to a date. I go get a manicure and pedicure every few weeks to keep my digits and toes in pristine condition. I never want to have to worry that the lady will be choking on a hang nail if she happens to want to suck on my toes.

 

3) With an SO in my life, I take great precautions in what I wear on the day of my date. I prepare underwear and clothes a few days ahead of time and change completely before going to meet my lady.

A few reasons for this:

a) even though you may think SO s don't notice they know exactly what underwear and clothes you are wearing that day. They are most probably the ones doing your laundry

b) if you meet your lady I can guarantee you that her scent or that you just had wild sex for 2 hours smell will linger on you and your SO will notice. My SO can smell another woman's scent on me as soon as I walk in the door. It took me a while to figure why she always came and kissed on the days I was bad while other days when nothing happened she couldn't care less. Never underestimate your SO s sense of smell and intuition.

c) I carry the same soap that I use at home to make sure when I shower after my session I smell the same as when I left in the morning.

d)don't forget to change back into the clothes you left home with.

 

4)I watch what I eat especially the night before. I make sure that I'm not eating anything with heavy scents, curry, greek food or onions and certainly not a bean burrito or anything beans. I think the reasons are pretty obvious. On the morning of my meeting I make sure to a eat a good breakfast which usually includes cerals and some fruit. I'm a avid coffee drinker but I abstain on the days of my meeting and substitute with Ginseng tea. I also hydrate myself lots of water. If my meeting is later in the evening I eat very light during the day but often. Salads, light soup never anything heavy. Trust me it hinders your performance if go out eat a big mac before a love making session.

 

5)This is a difficult one since I finding the time or privacy is difficult but an important step in my prep.

Now that I'm clean on the outside, I clean my insides and that calls for an enema. It doesn't take long but for me its an as essential and important as washing my dick. I would happy to share information on how to this properly if anyone is interested.

 

6)Wash my dick, then wash it again. Oh did I mention washing my dick. I carry baby wipes with to make sure that after Ive washed my disk at least 3 times, that if I have to take a leak on my way to the meeting then I am able to wash again. I'm uncut, so for me its even more important to keep my dick clean.

 

7)I put on underarm deodorant which I carry with me all the time and I use very light deodorant spray for that clean smell. I never use any after shave or heavy perfumes. Some ladies are really allergic.

 

8) Shave my face as carefully and slowly as I can. Again safety here is required, I Dont want to be nicking my face and showing up with little blobs of Kleenex stuck on my chin. Here I use a face lotion to keep my face smooth.

 

9) Hand cream is something I always carry in my bag and I make sure that I use it right before I ring the doorbell. I happen to work in construction so

rough hands are part of my life so I do everything to keep them supple.

 

10) The all time most important, I never brush my teeth or floss right before a date. I always carry mouthwash for right before and after my session. I love DATY and this is all about safety for me and the ladies. Not to mention that we all are connected by sharing the same ladies as well. I want all the cerb members to know that I care about my safety, the companions safety and ultimately your safety.

 

So please guys and girls......Be safe so we can all enjoy our hobby for a long time.

 

The Hun

[Guest gagagaga]

I actually drink anti-bacterial soap, and then I get myself drycleaned. twice per year I get rustproofed and then laminated.

[MandalayBay 575]

AttilaTheHun ... you are my dream client ... come see me!!! LOL

 

If all clients were as thoughtful and clean as you, the escort business would be a dream industry!

[Annessa 22743]

hopefully this gets nominated as a sticky in the newbies section....very important points here and very strong emphasis on safety as well as hygiene. Not everyone takes these things into consideration. Thank you ATH for bringing these pointers to light.

[AttilaTheHun 356]

Actually Mandalay, you are on my very short list. See you soon. xoxoxo

 

Hun

 

AttilaTheHun ... you are my dream client ... come see me!!! LOL

 

If all clients were as thoughtful and clean as you, the escort business would be a dream industry!

[jerican 657]

By the Gods I thought I was well prepared before I see an SP. I have definitely taken some notes and will add them to my regimen. I am very much a clean freak and fall in the 'metrosexual' category, but I have been trumped!

[capitalman 3861]

Here's Attila, a Shopper Drug Mart dream client, and then in another thread we've got JoeBlow who doesn't even wash his hands! What's the world coming to?

[antlerman 17064]

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1) I take care of any excess body hair which includes shaving my balls, my butt hole, nose, ears and trimming underarms. I usually take care of this a day or two before my meeting. The reason is that If accidentally nicked my genitals, ill still have an opportunity to cancel my appointment. You don't want to be anywhere near your ladies genitals with an open wound even if its only a scratch. It just makes it safe for everyone and besides genital hair doesn't grow back in day.

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http://leedeth.wordpress.com/2006/12/03/do-not-shave-your-ass-hair/

 

 

somthjing to remind people to be careful............oops

[jerican 657]

You my friend almost made me spit my water all over my monitor...:-D

 

I actually drink anti-bacterial soap, and then I get myself drycleaned. twice per year I get rustproofed and then laminated.

[Miss Scarlett 25073]

Personal hygiene for me is number one on my list and I usually go through a strict preparation schedule which usually starts days ahead of time.

 

I take myself seriously and I treat my hobby like my business. I want to be at my best all the time.

No exceptions. If I cant do it right , I don't do it at all.

 

 

 

I usually start some of these a few days earlier and Ill explain why,

 

1) I take care of any excess body hair which includes shaving my balls, my butt hole, nose, ears and trimming underarms. I usually take care of this a day or two before my meeting. The reason is that If accidentally nicked my genitals, ill still have an opportunity to cancel my appointment. You don't want to be anywhere near your ladies genitals with an open wound even if its only a scratch. It just makes it safe for everyone and besides genital hair doesn't grow back in day.

 

2) I cut and trim my toenails and fingernails. I also make sure that I take care of this a day before again for safety reasons.

You don't want to have any open finger wounds especially if you use digits. I always carry finger condoms for this purpose because I never know when I can injure myself on my way to a date. I go get a manicure and pedicure every few weeks to keep my digits and toes in pristine condition. I never want to have to worry that the lady will be choking on a hang nail if she happens to want to suck on my toes.

 

3) With an SO in my life, I take great precautions in what I wear on the day of my date. I prepare underwear and clothes a few days ahead of time and change completely before going to meet my lady.

A few reasons for this:

a) even though you may think SO s don't notice they know exactly what underwear and clothes you are wearing that day. They are most probably the ones doing your laundry

b) if you meet your lady I can guarantee you that her scent or that you just had wild sex for 2 hours smell will linger on you and your SO will notice. My SO can smell another woman's scent on me as soon as I walk in the door. It took me a while to figure why she always came and kissed on the days I was bad while other days when nothing happened she couldn't care less. Never underestimate your SO s sense of smell and intuition.

c) I carry the same soap that I use at home to make sure when I shower after my session I smell the same as when I left in the morning.

d)don't forget to change back into the clothes you left home with.

 

4)I watch what I eat especially the night before. I make sure that I'm not eating anything with heavy scents, curry, greek food or onions and certainly not a bean burrito or anything beans. I think the reasons are pretty obvious. On the morning of my meeting I make sure to a eat a good breakfast which usually includes cerals and some fruit. I'm a avid coffee drinker but I abstain on the days of my meeting and substitute with Ginseng tea. I also hydrate myself lots of water. If my meeting is later in the evening I eat very light during the day but often. Salads, light soup never anything heavy. Trust me it hinders your performance if go out eat a big mac before a love making session.

 

5)This is a difficult one since I finding the time or privacy is difficult but an important step in my prep.

Now that I'm clean on the outside, I clean my insides and that calls for an enema. It doesn't take long but for me its an as essential and important as washing my dick. I would happy to share information on how to this properly if anyone is interested.

 

6)Wash my dick, then wash it again. Oh did I mention washing my dick. I carry baby wipes with to make sure that after Ive washed my disk at least 3 times, that if I have to take a leak on my way to the meeting then I am able to wash again. I'm uncut, so for me its even more important to keep my dick clean.

 

7)I put on underarm deodorant which I carry with me all the time and I use very light deodorant spray for that clean smell. I never use any after shave or heavy perfumes. Some ladies are really allergic.

 

8) Shave my face as carefully and slowly as I can. Again safety here is required, I Dont want to be nicking my face and showing up with little blobs of Kleenex stuck on my chin. Here I use a face lotion to keep my face smooth.

 

9) Hand cream is something I always carry in my bag and I make sure that I use it right before I ring the doorbell. I happen to work in construction so

rough hands are part of my life so I do everything to keep them supple.

 

10) The all time most important, I never brush my teeth or floss right before a date. I always carry mouthwash for right before and after my session. I love DATY and this is all about safety for me and the ladies. Not to mention that we all are connected by sharing the same ladies as well. I want all the cerb members to know that I care about my safety, the companions safety and ultimately your safety.

 

So please guys and girls......Be safe so we can all enjoy our hobby for a long time.

 

The Hun

 

HERE HERE!!! This is AWSOME, I wish EVERYONE was like this!!! Good for you ATH!!!

[MandalayBay 575]

After reading about how clean you are, I hope I one day get the privilege of being your escort. Pick me! Pick me! LOL

[drg23 124]

ATH,

 

Awesome points. SP's are like anyone else, we all want our platmates to be well-groomed and taken care of. I guess its a respect thing, if you dont respect someone enough to clean yourself up first then you probably shouldn't be seeing them.

 

As for your SO related points, I'm just glad I dont have to cover anything up. I am sure I would be rather clumsy at it if I were to try :-)

[Emma Alexandra 123366]

After reading about how clean you are, I hope I one day get the privilege of being your escort. Pick me! Pick me! LOL

 

you will love him...8-)

[AttilaTheHun 356]

I'm always hesitant to talk about this very touchy subject. I just want to be assured that I and everyone plays safe. We (I) know all the risks we are taking and I prefer to stay cautious out of respect to the companions who earn their living, feed their children and contribute to society. Maybe I overdo things but that is my nature. 200% in everything I do.

 

I'm glad that I was able to contribute and that some of you see the value in the subject.

 

The Hun

[veronikahouse 210]

ATH you are the man!

It is wonderful that you are so considerate and I am sure it does not go unnoticed by the ladies who have had the pleasure of your company.

Kisses,

V

[coachg 388]

Cleanliness is next to godliness...so they say Hun.....you must be standing right next to him man...I try to take of myself much in the same way you do, only I don't have to worry about a SO at the moment....the ladies really appreciate that we put as much effort into this as they do and it makes for way more enjoyable time.

[a******s.m*****e 187]

4)I watch what I eat especially the night before. I make sure that I'm not eating anything with heavy scents, curry, greek food or onions and certainly not a bean burrito or anything beans.

 

Oh, thank you:)

 

Yesterday was the Day Of The Bad Breath for me.

 

Two of my clients smelled like they just had a greek food feast added to hangover and insisted on deep breathing directly into my face while I massaged their front.

They must have seen a tantric masseuse before and been told to breath deeply or something... Of course, they had to admire me while I massaged them and so they turned their faces directly at mine.

I thought I was going to faint, honestly:(

 

I admit thinking, thank God I am not married. I couldn't take this on top of me twice a week :)

[a******s.m*****e 187]

Oh, and one more point.

 

Do your SO a favour and clean yourself for her also. She is human, too, you know.... :)

 

The reason why she comes to kiss you on those days is because you look like you did before you started taking her for granted LOL

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

The reason why she comes to kiss you on those days is because you look like you did before you started taking her for granted LOL

 

Anita sees through to the heart of the matter, as usual!

 

(not referring specifically to ATH, but rather to reality as-it-is in general ...)

[a******s.m*****e 187]

Anita sees through to the heart of the matter, as usual!

 

(not referring specifically to ATH, but rather to reality as-it-is in general ...)

 

Thanks:)

 

I was expecting to get shit for this, but I had to say it anyway :)

[MandalayBay 575]

you will love him...8-)

 

You would love CoachG too ... He puts you in another dimension!

[A***** A***** 510]

I actually drink anti-bacterial soap, and then I get myself drycleaned. twice per year I get rustproofed and then laminated.[/QUOte] there really are some people who should do this! Too funny lol

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[A***** A***** 510]

Personal hygiene for me is number one on my list and I usually go through a strict preparation schedule which usually starts days ahead of time.

 

I take myself seriously and I treat my hobby like my business. I want to be at my best all the time.

No exceptions. If I cant do it right , I don't do it at all.

 

 

 

I usually start some of these a few days earlier and Ill explain why,

 

1) I take care of any excess body hair which includes shaving my balls, my butt hole, nose, ears and trimming underarms. I usually take care of this a day or two before my meeting. The reason is that If accidentally nicked my genitals, ill still have an opportunity to cancel my appointment. You don't want to be anywhere near your ladies genitals with an open wound even if its only a scratch. It just makes it safe for everyone and besides genital hair doesn't grow back in day.

 

2) I cut and trim my toenails and fingernails. I also make sure that I take care of this a day before again for safety reasons.

You don't want to have any open finger wounds especially if you use digits. I always carry finger condoms for this purpose because I never know when I can injure myself on my way to a date. I go get a manicure and pedicure every few weeks to keep my digits and toes in pristine condition. I never want to have to worry that the lady will be choking on a hang nail if she happens to want to suck on my toes.

 

3) With an SO in my life, I take great precautions in what I wear on the day of my date. I prepare underwear and clothes a few days ahead of time and change completely before going to meet my lady.

A few reasons for this:

a) even though you may think SO s don't notice they know exactly what underwear and clothes you are wearing that day. They are most probably the ones doing your laundry

b) if you meet your lady I can guarantee you that her scent or that you just had wild sex for 2 hours smell will linger on you and your SO will notice. My SO can smell another woman's scent on me as soon as I walk in the door. It took me a while to figure why she always came and kissed on the days I was bad while other days when nothing happened she couldn't care less. Never underestimate your SO s sense of smell and intuition.

c) I carry the same soap that I use at home to make sure when I shower after my session I smell the same as when I left in the morning.

d)don't forget to change back into the clothes you left home with.

 

4)I watch what I eat especially the night before. I make sure that I'm not eating anything with heavy scents, curry, greek food or onions and certainly not a bean burrito or anything beans. I think the reasons are pretty obvious. On the morning of my meeting I make sure to a eat a good breakfast which usually includes cerals and some fruit. I'm a avid coffee drinker but I abstain on the days of my meeting and substitute with Ginseng tea. I also hydrate myself lots of water. If my meeting is later in the evening I eat very light during the day but often. Salads, light soup never anything heavy. Trust me it hinders your performance if go out eat a big mac before a love making session.

 

5)This is a difficult one since I finding the time or privacy is difficult but an important step in my prep.

Now that I'm clean on the outside, I clean my insides and that calls for an enema. It doesn't take long but for me its an as essential and important as washing my dick. I would happy to share information on how to this properly if anyone is interested.

 

6)Wash my dick, then wash it again. Oh did I mention washing my dick. I carry baby wipes with to make sure that after Ive washed my disk at least 3 times, that if I have to take a leak on my way to the meeting then I am able to wash again. I'm uncut, so for me its even more important to keep my dick clean.

 

7)I put on underarm deodorant which I carry with me all the time and I use very light deodorant spray for that clean smell. I never use any after shave or heavy perfumes. Some ladies are really allergic.

 

8) Shave my face as carefully and slowly as I can. Again safety here is required, I Dont want to be nicking my face and showing up with little blobs of Kleenex stuck on my chin. Here I use a face lotion to keep my face smooth.

 

9) Hand cream is something I always carry in my bag and I make sure that I use it right before I ring the doorbell. I happen to work in construction so

rough hands are part of my life so I do everything to keep them supple.

 

10) The all time most important, I never brush my teeth or floss right before a date. I always carry mouthwash for right before and after my session. I love DATY and this is all about safety for me and the ladies. Not to mention that we all are connected by sharing the same ladies as well. I want all the cerb members to know that I care about my safety, the companions safety and ultimately your safety.

 

So please guys and girls......Be safe so we can all enjoy our hobby for a long time.

 

The Hun

 

you are my dream client:razz:

[reallywhiteguy 100]

Attila seems to be an example of what we all should be doing. But with all due acknowledgement to him, should this be something we are going gaga over? Is this not common respect? I would suspect the "gentlemen" who show up dirty and/or stinky are seeing an SP for a reason. Men who respect SP's can be considered hobbyists...but when you "have" to see an SP are you a "necessitist"? Maybe these guys should look in hte mirror, comb their ears and noses, take the racing stripes off their underwear and figure out why they can't get the girl.

 

I would also like to add a couple of things to Attila's stellar advice:

 

1. Tell your SP what you like so she knows how to prepare.

2. Ask her either before or when you meet, what SHE likes. Shouldn't this be a mutually pleasureable experience. If it is all about you...get a golf glove and wacka, wacka, wacka.

 

One question of ladies. I am a naturally hairy guy to the point where I am close to singlehandedly disproving the theory of creationism. I can't get rid of it all....but what can I do to make things as pleasant or maybe as un unpleasant as possible. I am seeing someone this weekend (you know who you are):-D and I want to make the best first, second and third impression possible. I will be clean, but unless I want to collapse into a scratching, itching tub of goo an hour into our encounter, I am probably still going to be a bit hairy.

[MandalayBay 575]

One question of ladies. I am a naturally hairy guy to the point where I am close to singlehandedly disproving the theory of creationism. I can't get rid of it all....but what can I do to make things as pleasant or maybe as un unpleasant as possible. I am seeing someone this weekend (you know who you are):-D and I want to make the best first, second and third impression possible. I will be clean, but unless I want to collapse into a scratching, itching tub of goo an hour into our encounter, I am probably still going to be a bit hairy.

 

Hair is sexy ... Don't even think about removing it ... It feels really good as it rubs against my very sensitive nipples!