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Earthquake Special: If you orgasm measures more than 5 on the Richter Scale, it's free!!

 

Don't Leave Until You Cum or When the Next Client Shows Up.

 

Yes, I offer Greek - Bend Over and I'll give it you with my 9 inch dildo!

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Earthquake Special: If you orgasm measures more than 5 on the Richter Scale, it's free!!

 

Don't Leave Until You Cum or When the Next Client Shows Up.

 

Yes, I offer Greek - Bend Over and I'll give it you with my 9 inch dildo!

 

lol @ don't leave until you cum, geez, some people I would sure suffer from cock sucker's cramp:twisted:

 

And you offering that new greek service would just be your new money maker :pimp:

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