Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 Phew! And they say the English language is foul now! LOL That's pretty cool! Where on Earth did you find that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 Phew! And they say the English language is foul now! LOL That's pretty cool! Where on Earth did you find that? I agree with Lindsay, pretty foul language for 1912! This is an absolute gem you found Carrie, curious as well to know where you managed to dig this up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 LMFAO ahh nothing like a bit of dirty talk to get you going in the morning:lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 one of my fellow porn actresses in the U.S. posted it on her facebook.. I"ll ask her. She just said someone emailed it to her.. sorry no more details. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etasman2000 15994 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) one of my fellow porn actresses in the U.S. posted it on her facebook.. I"ll ask her. Slightly larger same pic here There is a debate on reddit if this is actually real. E.g. the term "one foot on the floor" seems to refers to a 1950's TV censor guideline. "No discount for cash" must imply the house provided credit. hmm...... :) Edited May 27, 2010 by etasman2000 Additional comments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 Anybody know where I can get my hands on a goose quill? :handjob: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F***s*t 145 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 What a neat menu...some of the wording and abbreviations are great. What a find? Where is it from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 Victorian smut is a great read. If you haven't heard of the Marquis du Sade, I recommend reading his work. It's graphic and eloquent and completely unlike any written erotica/porn out there today. He was actually imprisoned in the Bastille by Napoleon for the things he wrote. And he is accredited with bringing the libertarian movement so popular in Victorian days out of the shadows and right under the noses of the aristocracy. I think he's the very definition of a dandy. And a bugger. LOL "She had already allowed her delectable lover to pluck that flower which, so different from the rose to which it is nevertheless sometimes compared, has not the same faculty of being reborn each spring." An excerpt from one of his many writings. This should give you an idea of the kind of stuff he writes. I think he was brilliant - in a tormented, twisted way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) Now I am perplexed... They quote "Blowing in the ass hole, new style." Ummmm... what was the old style??? Is this like the Coke/New Coke/Coke Classic debate??? What if you really liked the old style... is it off the menu? "Sorry sir, we don't blow in the ass hole like that anymore. What are you a freakin' barbarian??? Get with the times man... it's 1912! These are the times of great men... Like Ford and Edison... blowing in the ass hole old style... we have a bumpkin here!!!!" Edited May 28, 2010 by Old Dog found the perfect pic 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 ROLFMAO! :sm185: Thanks! I just did my makeup and now it's running down my face I laughed so damned hard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted May 27, 2010 Interesting price list......I like the suck off with stones in mouth at $2.59...sort of like the Wal Mart of blow jobs....Rollback the prices!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FineWineDiva 7343 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 suck off with stones in mouth ... I don't know what to say to that ..... Additional Comments: Interesting price list......I like the suck off with stones in mouth at $2.59...sort of like the Wal Mart of blow jobs....Rollback the prices!!! Now that was Funny !!!!Rollback the prices!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 27, 2010 Old Dog.. you frickin crack me up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omehgosh 736 Report post Posted May 28, 2010 LOL - that's great Carrie! Thanks for sharing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 Hmmm ... "Yes, I would like to ask a question. May I substitute something on the menu??? I was looking at the "finger fucking with juice." Tell me can I get a soup or salad instead?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 Tell me can I get a soup or salad instead? sure! the soup for today is "cum from some young guy"... you okay with that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
