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That's not a very friendly first post, IMHO. You are insinuating that being with a full-figured woman is an unfortunate occurrence. Larger women my not suit your desires, and that is fine. However, you could have simply said that you are looking for petite women without mentioning "your lack of luck" with bigger women. Your point would have come across just the same, without knocking full-figured women.

well it's maybe not a poem...but a writing...review a zillion of time by a friend to be sure that I don't have that many mistakes I have forgotten you... I have forgotten what your innocent face looks like. The softness of your pale skin. The sparkle in your ever changing eyes. I cannot remember the smile which would form on your tender pink lips, or permanent blush of you cheeks. Your auburn hair was curly, wasn't it? I have forgotten what your laugh sounded like, and the way you would dance between the mighty trees. I don't remember what your tiny voice sounds like. I cannot remember your song. Your lullaby. Your treasure. I miss your glow. I long for your saccharine phrases. I yearn for those nimble fingers. I have forgotten how to be you. Or is it that I merely grew away from you. I don't want to be away from you. I don't want to be different. Why can we not turn back the dial of life, and restore ourselves? Why must time continue to move forward? Can we not stop it, can we not run backwards, to the old times. The easy times? The childish times of joy and simplistic happiness. I have forgotten me

SaraMQ has inspired me too. I am very much about connection, chemistry, and passion in this hobby; reading the amazing posts the women have been writing inspired me to jot something down. This is how I feel when I repeat with someone I really connect with. Be kind to this artistic soul people! ;-) You I remember you, the Id and emotion I remember the touch, the feel, the look I remember your skin, your eyes, your lips I call, you answer and a date is set I call, we talk and remember our time I call, everything is in motion, time passes We meet, our time is fleeting We meet, our bodies warm, our lips touch We meet, the passion is like fire, our time seems endless A kiss is shared; I hold you and talk softly A kiss is shared; my hand traces your body A kiss is shared; I leave you, our moment has ended Thank you my lover, my paramour Thank you my confidant, my release Thank you for sharing your time with me.

Sex statutes get a massage Unlicenced hostess lounge believes it has found legal loophole that prohibits city from shutting them down In the city of Ottawa, there are 28 body rub parlours. Twenty-seven of them have licences. One doesn't. But that doesn't worry Elizabeth Kennedy, the owner of Club Madellyn Jae, who thinks she's found a way around Ottawa police and the city. Kennedy has set up a private club at 1916 Merivale Rd. Members pay a registration fee ($200 as of Dec. 1) and sign a confidentiality agreement. There's also an annual $10 fee and hour-long sessions cost $160. Members make appointments at their convenience and can spend their time with a pretty girl in the Kama Sutra hostess lounge, but most go to a private room with them equipped with shower facilities. Kennedy believes a 2005 Supreme Court ruling that allows for private sex clubs gives her the green light to operate Club Madellyn Jae. Kennedy said she tackles the legality of her operation on her website. "We are not a 'body-rub parlour' -- we are a private member's only hostess lounge. We are not regulated by the city as the city cannot legally regulate places that are not open to the public," says the website clubmadellynjae.com. Not a brothel "CMJ does not sell services, only the use of the facilities and if you desire, the company of one of our hostesses while you are in the club. What you and your hostess do during that time, as long as nothing illegal is going on, is between you and your hostess. However, the club has massage and a shower facility for member's to use if they so desire ..." Kennedy says she sought legal advice before going ahead. "I'm not operating a brothel," she said. "I'm not doing anything illegal. I made sure of it and have the lawyer's bills." Canada's prostitution laws are being challenged in a Toronto courtroom by lawyer Alan Young and three sex workers. He said his battle is not a moral one but a legal one. He believes the laws create an unsafe working environment for sex workers because people have to go into hiding to ply their trade. If he's successful, it may take away any questions there may be surrounding clubs such as Kennedy's. Boundaries Still, CMJ is considered one of the better-run and safest operations in the city according to her many clients, most of who post their support on a popular forum, cerb.ca (Canadian Escort Recommendation Board). It's widely known there is no intercourse or oral sex happening on-site between the members and the women working for Kennedy, but they do use private rooms. Kennedy will hire secret customers to keep the girls on their toes. If they're caught stepping out of bounds they're kicked out. Kennedy tells all new members upon arrival to respect the girls and the limitations of the club. If they don't -- and some don't -- they are asked to leave and to never come back. Kennedy also works out of the club under the name Jasmin, the original temptress. She does massages, and trains all new girls, while going to Carleton University full-time. She went back to finish her fourth and final year of a law and human rights degree. Kennedy moved to Ottawa in 2004 to attend Carleton and immediately put the word out that she was offering massages in hotels. Kennedy would go on to operate a body-rub parlour out of her Walkley Rd. apartment. She was investigated by police and the city. She ended up pleading guilty and paying a fine. She was charged once before, but in the Toronto area where she learned the trade of body-rub parlour massage. She then got the idea of setting up a private club after several frustrating years of trying to get a body-rub licence from City Hall. Two years ago, Kennedy applied for a licence to operate her high-end massage parlour at 1916 Merivale Rd. She'd already invested thousands of dollars into retrofitting the joint and signed a three-year lease. But the city's chief inspector informed her she wasn't approved for a licence, mainly because the women in her employ would be working without clothes, according to city documents. Kennedy's employees shower with their clients and perform the massage naked. That includes a body-slide, in which the girls rub their oiled chest up and down the man's back. Kennedy hired a lawyer for the appeal hearing. That didn't work either. There were too many questions surrounding the legitimacy of her club, according to minutes from the meeting. Bylaws stipulate employees must be dressed for health and safety reasons. 'No sex' She left the Sept. 17, 2007, meeting dejected. With a mounting pile of debt, locked into a three-year lease and having promised her roster of girls a place to work, Kennedy had to do something. She risked bankruptcy and losing her girls to other clubs. So she opened anyway and has been quietly running her business with little, if any interference from the city -- even though it knew she had been charged twice in the past for operating without a licence. A regular client confirmed no sex happens on-site. "No sex happens there, unless you count a hand job as sex. Jasmin (Kennedy) is strict about that. It's actually a pretty well-organized place," said the man. "You go there because you know what you are going to get every time: A pretty girl, awesome environment and an amazing release." [email protected] http://www.ottawasun.com/news/ottawa/2009/12/04/12032661-sun.html

Like I said, I did not have anything flagged to me. I beleive she is referring to another lady in the business (who runs a competitive agency) but I am not 100% sure and aphroditeocs was suspended earlier today for SHILL posting a recommendation. They will not be allowed back for 2 months for trying this. She is obviously trying to find out if the other lady is on cerb under another alias. If I am correct these two agencies are probably just going back and forth at each other. The other agency was suspended from here for posting something public about kaylasexy21 (who runs aphroditeocs). From the Shill post today it proves they are all guilty of bad behavior here on cerb. It is possible that this was posted here so people would PM them to ask "Who" is doing this (It's almost like they are trying to compete on who can slander the other person more). I have had to remove other threads about posted by aphroditeocs about "others who bait and switch" and such things. Really they should just ignore each other and concentrate on their own business's like mature people would. I am closing this thread. If this type of stuff continues on cerb neither party will be allowed to be on cerb.

I will be looking into taking legal action against the SUN and Mr. Jackson for their apparent indiscretion and lack of professional ethics. The story contains factual errors, and a quote I never gave to anyone on the record to be used in a bogus story. However, let's allow Kenneth Jackson to bath in his 15 minutes of FAME - having the hit story of the week... I want to apologize to the member's of CMJ - I hope this does not affect your perception of the club, as privacy and discretion is of the utmost importance to us. On a brighter note... that "thing" that was being shipped from California has arrived and was set up last night - well almost... I have just been super busy trying to finish up my semester - so fabulous timing MR. JACKSON... thanks for that - after my last assignment is handed in I will have 2 full weeks to devout to our new lounge room and hopefully be ready to launch by Christmas or the New Year.

But Erin, what's a vag? Is that what the cool kids are calling their purses these days? I kid, I kid...

Better still, do a few years of Yoga, have a rib removed, and then get a chiropractor to configure your spine so that you can fellate yourself. Totally cuts out the middle man, nobody knows what you like better than you do, it's free and always available, and never any comments about not liking to swallow. Unless you don't like your own spunk of course... Posted via Mobile Device

I don't have a website and if I did, I would not put a menu up. That isn't what I cater to. Every experience is different with each guest. If you read the profiles on Escorts Canada you can tell who has shopping lists and who doesn't. I think if an SP is well reviewed here and you can't find bad reviews on the other boards then she's obviously legit. This focus on the "acts" or the "measurements" to me means they are not looking at the world the same way I am and we probably are not a good match. My life is too short to share my time with people who "just don't get it". Cat

It used to be doggie for me and it is still at the top...but since discovering the web site posted by Inaluki (btw, thanks :razz:)...http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=8571&highlight=sexual+positions ...my favorite is Fusion, which is a variant on cowgirl. The girl loves it as it maximizes g-spot stimulation and she is in control.