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For the longest time, I admired Old Dog from the shadows, but Friday the 13th seemed to finally align the stars for us…….it was to be my lucky day…. My review, of our lovable Old Dog….. Early this morning cruising at 35,000 ft over Ottawa, my phone rang, it was Dog, he had an unexpected cancellation today, and could fit me in between 2 and 2:15……. With nary a hesitation, I turned to my green co-pilot and told him to declare an emergency, I am going to dive straight down into Ottawa airport !! I kept focused, and did a high speed landing on the taxiway…..quickly cutting across the grass to the terminal…..and just before I taxied to the gate, I jumped out of my seat, smacked the copilot on the back of the head, told him to stop crying, we are alive ,and to put the damn parking brakes on….. I quickly grabbed a six pack from the food cart, opened the door…..activated the emergency chute and slid down……landing firmly on my feet in full stride….. Looking to my right, there was Dog, just beyond the perimeter fence…sitting in his lime green 1968 Chevy Nova…engine running, I quickly hopped the fence, admiring the flames on the car……the leopard skin seat covers….and the biggest furry dice I had ever seen……all this helped dissipate my nerves…… Dog was a pro, and knew how to keep a first timer like me calm…small talk, endless jokes... till we got to his incall location…. I tried to ignore the line up at his door as we brushed past…..he snickered told me his Friday night incall and taco night special was always a great hit… The room was as I had dreamed, a large polar bear rug in the middle of the room, the disco ball spinning, a fake fireplace, all the while the strobe light was flashing…..Barry Manilow in the background…… Dog then emerged from the bathroom, wearing a pair of chaps and a large cowboy hat, exactly the outfit I had asked….…. he quietly walked over to the stereo in the corner and put his 8 track of Abba’s greatest hits in…..I was in heaven……. he opened a pack of extra large condoms, but assured me he was the consummate pro.....again, my nerves were quickly put to ease.... While what happened between Dog and I will remain between us, I do recall intense passion, non stop jokes from Dog’s mouth, the occasional bad talk, a suggestion in the middle of our session that I speak to Cato or Pistol Pete about proper etiquette…..him repeatedly asking me to smack his ass thru his chaps, and the room constantly spinning ….. while Abba blared in the background…. Would I repeat ? Hell ya ! Total damage, $250 for 15 minutes, but I must admit when you throw in the the Friday night Taco’s it was well worth the premium charge….. Run, don’t walk, Dog is a gem, and it’s only a matter of time people discover his wicked evil ways………. Dog.....you're a great sport....thanks for helping me get over my Friday the 13th SUPERSTITION........ ;-)

Wow. There's not much to add... wow. I must admit that I was pleasantly surprised when my 2 o'clock cancelled. Flyer had been pm'ing me constantly wanting to know what the RJE was all about.... not many get the full Ron Jeremy Experience. I thought, "what the hell?"... the Flyer is that kind of special. What could happen in 15 minutes??? Woooo hoooooo.... I am glad I had the extra pair of ass chaps.... and the ten gallon hat??? By the time we were done it was almost filled to the brim. ABBA was quickly forgotten, we moved quickly to Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight"... and I must say that it certainly was.... the emergency chute and slide was not the only thing that inflated rapidly *wink* You must drop by the next time you are in Ottawa... I just had the faux fur replaced in the 1976 AMC Pacer... it is to die for.... and we can experience the rumpus room with my collection of velvet Elvises (velvet Elvii??)... with the almost wood panel and the orange shag, it is a splendour to behold... and remember Saturdays are Sloppy Joe nights and I may even let you browse through my collection of Scandinavian porn on Beta!!!! Boooom chicka wow wow!!!!

I think there has to be some clarification here. I go to an MP for a body rub......massage......pamering on me....and a nice release...with little or no effort by me.....I am the center of attention. I do not go to MP's for the extras really..... I go to a SP for the whole thing...when I am putting as much work and effort into the experince as the lady is......time with a SP is about the experiance of the time...

Because of her brilliant performance in the epic drama "Kayleigh Conquers Cato", Kayleigh Carter has won a string of nominations for the SP Academy Award, to be presented later this year. She's been nominated in the following categories: -Oustanding Achievement in Costume Design -Outstanding Achievement in Physical Fitness (the nominating jury noted especially her bum, legs, and abs) -Best Kissing -Best Oral Technique -Best Mutual Oral -Best Oral Reception -Best Cowgirl She's also been nominated for the coveted "Best Overall Perfomance by an SP" award, the Academy's highest honour. Good luck to Kayleigh! We'll be eagerly awaiting the results.

This has been bothering me lately but I have found that people I have come into contact with recently have become very rude. All they seem to do is text away while you're trying to have a conversation with them so I stopped speaking and the room went silent and then they were forced to say something. Or what really upsets me is when people leave their phones on during an encounter with an SP or client and they let it ring and ring and don't consider turning the ringer off. In some instances they have gotten up while being in the middle of an appt and actually answered the phone. Yes, I was appalled!! It seems as though they are having a relationship with their blackberry or cell phone and don't care to have interaction with others. Next time you're texting in the company of others, take a minute to think about how it affects others. The person who I once highly regarded I now consider pretty rude and self absorbed. It isn't always about business. Think about how it is affecting your current business and personal relationships. End of rant....

Seymour, having had a great deal of experience with both doctors, nurses, and the inner workings of hospitals/clinics I find it difficult if not impossible to believe that particular story. For one thing, a doctor who is on emergency call, which is the situation to which you refer in your post would never make an appointment with a service provider, simply because of the high likelihood of being interrupted. The second problem with that theory is that most cell phones used for that purpose are owned and operated by the hospital or clinic in question. If a doctor is caught using them for any personal communication at all, let alone with a service provider while on call, at the very least he would be up for disciplinary action, and probably get fired for misusing hospital/clinic resources. Therefore, a doctor who is with a service provider, and on a cell phone, is more likely on his personal cell phone, and not checking on a patient.

Wonderful story, Birdboy, perhaps the finest of your fine stories. I am glad to be reading you again. And thanks.

I had the pleasure of spending the night with Tess yesterday. Tess came to Kingston last night, and with my last minute phone call I wasn't surprised that she made herself available for me within the hour. Tess pulled up in her rental (A Dodge Caliber I've been meaning to check out, and of course told me I could "Tess Drive It" if I went out and picked up dessert -she's got quite the imagination with food!-). We spent an amazing evening together. As this was my 5th encounter with Tess - I was a pretty lucky guy last night* (and this morning)! Tess helped me christen each room in my new Kingston home. Wow! She's got amazing skill! From skill-set to time-frame, Tess always goes the extra mile for her clients. Now that I will be residing in Kingston for the next two years - I hope Tess visits more often! ... or else I'll have to drive to Ottawa to get my fix! Be gentle with this one guys, as she's delicate ... yet aggressive, sexy ... yet classy, funny & super intelligent and she's quite the horny spinner that's for sure! And what an amazing cook! Forget BBBJ - you've got TBBJ!! And I mean BEST! "Tess, you definitely went above and beyond ... again ... and it SUCKS that it's over, but fortunately for the town of Kingston they have you until tomorrow. You aren't just rockin' the cerb world ... you're rockin' mine now babe!!" Scout *YMMV

I always hope that my style of advertising will encourage the same style of requests. My ads are never vulgar or explicit because that's not my personality. I'm always surprised when I receive emails that rival a porno plot. I hope my ad style encourages a certain style of communication and interaction but it's not always respected. From my website and cerb posts I hope people can tell that I'm not vulgar and that respect and manners are important to me. Instead I get emails with a long list of what the sender explicitly wants to do to me. Guys, try tailoring your requests to the style and personality of the sp. The way she represents herself is probably an accurate reflection of how she likes to be approached and treated.

What's all the fuss about anyway? I'm not too concerned. I've never, and will never, give a lady money for sex! I merely meet ladies I like and we get along well, and I make a decision to give her a donation towards her living expenses, a gift. I can gift my money away as I see fit. This law has no impression on me whatsoever, and I don't think it should affect anyone on this website either!:butt:

Sorry to contradict you Lindsay but my understanding of what is happening is not exactly how you portrait it. The new Regulations prescribing certain offences to be serious offences is of federal jurisdiction, not provincial, which means it applies all over Canada. By classifying of serious offencethe keeping of a common bawdy-house (subsection 210(1) and paragraph 210(2)(c)), keeping a bawdy-house, when suspected of being kept by 3 individuals, now falls under crimes regulated by the dispositions regarding organized crime. This means that keeping a bawdy-house can now be punished of a minimum five years sentence and plus, that people suspected of these activities can be wiretap, found guilty of organized crime, etc. Now, if you look through some court decisions, a woman who was working from her apartment on a regular basis was convicted of keeping a bawdy-house (1972), etc. This means, as an exemple, that if you, me and another lady decide to share a flat for incalls, we could be convicted of being a "criminal organization" perpetrating an "organized crime" because we are 3 individuals practicing a lucrative activity that is prohibited and now qualified of serious offence - which are the criteria used by justices to determine if an act qualify of organized crime. Of course discreet independent escorts are not authorities number one priority. Nevertheless, I have no doubt this new regulation can hit in places where it should not. In my humble opinion, it is also a way to enforce all laws surrounding prostitution. Our right wing minority government dislike all kind of prostitution and makes no discrimination when it comes to define who is a prostitute or not, whatever you define yourself as (street hooker, courtisane, escort...). Their douchebags jesus freak supporters all over Canada think the same way and lots of them are elected or powerful policeman with too much time on their hands. To what I know, sex workers groups are, in part, fighting to abolish the existing disposition regarding bawdy-house in order for us to be able to work as groups in safe environments, share fees... while sparing us facing criminal charge. I find this news quite depressing. However, I still have hope that the constitutional challenges in Ontario and Vancouver will put an end to that nonsense. FYI: This new regulation does not need to be vote. Since 2002, right after september 11, the Chamber voted in favor of permetting the elected government to pass new regulations concerning criminal offences without having them debate and voted by the majority. http://canadagazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p2/2010/2010-08-04/html/sor-dors161-eng.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Canada#197_Bawdy_house_definition Additional Comments: Sorry, i guess i was replying at the same time than you both.