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The "I'm in school" thing isn't really an excuse, considering I'm also funding my education and I still managed to put an ad up on EC. And as other ladies have stated, we all have other lives and costs. Perhaps if you didn't come off sounding so entitled and arrogant, someone might have helped you out. There was no need to jump down everyone's throat because they suggested you support the site, the one which, btw, allows you to get the clients which finance your tuition. Not to mention the fact that that isn't the only way to get access.

The brazen young man with a 'tude, Said, "Yo, I'm a good looking dude," He figured his "date," Should be paid half the rate, As he admired himself, in the nude. So, he surfed the CERB ads with that thought, Thinking, "She won't reject me, I'm hot!" He made a few choices, And imagined the voices, Scream his name as he found the right spot. But no one accepted this snob, And no one would touch his wee knob, You see, this rude jerk, Never thought of this work, As a valid and substantive job. The moral, my friends, is quite true, Whether booking with Jane, Beth or Sue, When you bargain a session, You'll soon learn a lesson, That ends with your palm, full of goo.

Ok, so the rules for this one are thus: 1. The musician you pick must begin with the last letter of the band/artist named in the post above. ie. Alice Russell...>Le Tigre 2. You may only post one song per entry. 3. Include a youtube link if possible! I'll start it off with one of my favourite PJ Harvey songs (this means the next poster must name a band/artist that begins with the letter 'Y'). PJ Harvey--My Beautiful Leah

This is CERB.

This troubles me. It's NOT a date. A date is between two adults and can be any number of activities (paid or free) and does not necessarily result in sex. When you hire an escort, the implication is that sex is involved. Whether or not you actually take advantage of the sex factor is up to you, but I go to a call expecting to fuck a guy.

I have noticed that many individuals on this site (hobbiests and providers alike) have an aversion to the word “work.” As a sex workers' rights activist, this has always bothered me. It goes without saying that there is a lot of stigma surrounding our work. I believe the key to achieving respect is having people recognize that what we do is legitimate work. It also bothers me that people think that by calling this “work” it means I dislike what I do. The truth is I love my work. I am a teacher and a massage provider and I love both. That being said, I wouldn’t teach my students for free, nor would I do massage for free because I believe I provide a valuable service and that I am deserving of the money I receive. There are many fortunate people in this world who truly enjoy going to work each day, and I’m lucky to be one of them. Hope to see you all at Pride tomorrow. I’ll be carrying the “Sex Work is Work!” banner. (I also wanted to add that my comments are in regard to what happens on CERB, not in regard to what happens during private encounters).

I'm not an Ottawa SP but I thought you might like to hear my story anyways lol. This is my second CERB account, I used to have Christina.4.u and also the website AsheyAngel Online - where I had PSE photos of myself. I was quite into the SP scene out here in Halifax, and even travelled to Toronto, Montreal and the US to meet with clientes. I met one client here, visiting for work from Toronto, and after meeting with him regularly we became romantically attached. He opted to have me visit him for an entire week, and after that I was hooked!! Fortunately for me the feeling was mutual, and after a long conversation we decided to become an item. We eventually became engaged and that was the point I closed my old CERB account and gave up on my career in porn under then name "Ashley Angel". I moved across the country to live with him and was looking forward to spending my life with him. Unfortunately, there was a turn of events when we both realized that we wanted different things - he was much older than me and wanted to settle down immediately, where as I am only 24 (23 then) and want nothing more than to chase my dream of a legitimate entertainment career. We've since broken off the engagement and went our seperate ways. We still talk - have been good friends for sometime now, and being how close we were, I will always have a spot in my heart for him. A bit personal, but I thought you guys might like this story - a story of true love and what could have been a marriage... all thanks to networking thru our very own CERB!!! :) <3 xo It CAN happen....

i cannot say im in love with this guy but i saw him many time and i never had sex good like that in my life. we have the perfect chimistery and everytime he leave i think about him for couple day after.. i cant wait to see him again.. :D anonymus guy hope u will reconize you. :lol:

There are some people who think they are better and more important than everyone else. To that I say it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice RG

Hahahahah not thwarted!!!!!! XTC - Dear God

Forgive me for saying this, but I don't believe most ladies would be inclined to share that kind of information on a public forum. Maybe I'm wrong, but I would find that a bit personal. I did vote in your poll though.

Forgive me if my bitchiness comes about but this is the cost of doing business and it costs money to make money and we have all paid our dues to get into that SP only section. There are no exceptions. We all have mortgages, bills, expenses and schooling to take care of as well. Sorry for not having warm feelings towards you right now but your comments directed towards E-C seemed arrogant and in poor taste considering E-C most likely finances this site.

Another likeable bum... hey... at least he is honest! Hell this is ANOTHER likable BUM! ...okay... not so honest, BUT damn he is creative.

Thank goodness I never mentioned Lima Beans. Does anyone actually eat Lima Beans?? That has to be the greatest scam in the entire vegetable producing industry. Someone will buy them for some unknown reason and they will get relegated to the back of the cupboard... never to be seen again until the purchaser dies of natural causes. A relative will clean the deceased person's home, clear out the cupboards and take a few cans for themselves. Once again to be relegated to back of the cupboard. Until they die... and the cycle continues. This is going on forever. We could have prehistoric Lima Beans sitting in cupboards all over the world. Waiting. Yup, just waiting for that ONE person on the face of the planet that has a craving for Lima Beans because that is the thing that brings them comfort and makes them smile. Like I said. Thank goodness I never mentioned Lima Beans.

You are putting a lot of pressure on me, but here goes: There once was a 'ho named Berlin, the sight of your dick sent me hurlin', but you reeled me back in with your mouth full of sin, and now you've got my toes a-curlin'. Ok, that was terrible. Hahaha. I also forgot to mention CERB. Goddamnit. I just can't compete with Seymour and Cato and WIT. You guys are too good with words. A member is called a CERB-ite, many are much tastier than marmite, from handsome to plain, we'll play again and again, until our endeavours seem trite.

I know that ladies advertise over there on CL. All I got to say, I would be going "back in time" visiting local newspaper ad's,or any other form of advertisement that is free such as CL,Quest,or what have you. But if the time ever comes that I would not see EC or CERB, I would honestly simply quit. I have at hand the most greatest tool right here as I'm writing this thread at hand,to check schedules,meet ladies without going through all the hoops and bullshit. How would you like to walk into a room with an underage lady? The scams are quite alive on that site,and I choose to not go on that site period, again that is my choice only. As it is some of the ladies choice to advertise there. The fundamental issue at hand is the "yes" ladies need clientele from other sources,but "think about it" if this site was gone,or in fact EC was gone too? Just how many gents would you loose over that time period. Food for thought....eh? Additional Comments: I don't think MOD was berating anyone, perhaps I would view as a gesture asking why? If you have good here,or marketing campaign perhaps,but not berating anyone. In my humble opinion.

Cut his balls while shaving and was too embarrassed to tell you?