Sorry for the long time between parts, I just have been extremely busy with work, since I'm leaving on a flight to Las Vegas tomorrow with the boys. Secondly, and more importantly, thank you everyone for all your positive comments. You guys remind me of an orange popsicle, because you're all just so frickin' cool.
Part 2 - Awkward....
So the door opens, I walk in, the girl from the T-Swift company is wearing nothing but lingerie. I'm speechless, she is like straight out of a magazine. I don't even know what to do next. Do I give her a hug,? do I kiss her.... I decide to do neither, lol, because she is a stranger & practically naked. Can you say awkward? I should probably say something..... I say.... "Hiii, uhhhh, hi" (inside my head, "You idiot!!! What are you doing? You are probably doing this so wrong!!!).
She laughs and asks if this is my first time. All of a sudden I am like Raj on The Big Bang Theory (For those who don't watch the show, Raj has this problem where he can't speak when he is around women). I just nod my head up and down signifying, yes it is my first time. She asks how long I would like, I don't even remember and just give her the envelope. She looks at it, giggles (bc yes it was the arts & craft envelope), says this is going to be a fun hour, she puts the money away, lays on the bed and tells me to relax and get on the bed.
I lay on the bed. She laughs again, and tells me to lay on the same bed as her. The room had two beds, and yes dumb me, still afraid to even go near her, sat on the opposite bed as her. Yes, at this moment in time I was a few french fries short of a happy meal.
We finally touch each other, and by touch, I mean sitting beside each other. She asks me what I like. I still am in Raj mode, and can't say a word. I just blush. (yes, I'm that much of a tool, that I just say nothing and blush).
She put her finger on my mouth and told me to enjoy the ride. I won't get into the details, because it's pretty obvious what happens next. I will say this though, no roller coaster in Canada's Wonderland will ever compare to the ride I experienced with the lady from the T-Swift company.
So yeah, that was my first time with an escort, lol. Even though I probably screwed a million things up, I must say, I wouldn't change a thing.
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Anyways.... another stressful work week had passed, and I thought lets try it again. Now, the last girl was great, not a single bad thing to say, but I wanted to try someone new. I call, set an appointment, and say "hip hip hooray" and begin to get ready.
If you thought arts & crafts envelope was embarrassing, my preparation for this appointment was a lot more humiliating......
To be continued....