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I knew it wasn't me that gave you those bruises!!

ohhhh hell yes please! I want to be spanked ;) and most men neeeeed it! hehe ;) Soft, HARD, its all good and totally individual basis ;) I will try anything 3 times......... ;) xoxoxo

I've never watched the show, but that clip was kinda funny. Especially when he goes to drag her inside and says something like "Am I twisted or what?"

Doesn't everyone think that about themselves sometimes?

Of course it's offensive to women....so are these new cliparts the MOD gave us. :sadomaso::aol_goldenshowers: :aol_asstoass:

Until you make some kind of commitment and words like "We're exclusive to each other, we're an item" then you need to keep all your options open. Always. imho.

A family member was downsizing and I was tasked with clearing out the place. Direct family lives elsewhere. No, not a death.

I've done this many times before and you have to be ruthless, no time for BS...so everything had to go. The recipient did me a favour too by taking the bed on easy terms "come by anytime". No hidden agenda here, sorry.

Ah yes, Gary Coleman...oops! And the doctor hanging around his neck!

And Dr. Theopolas. [insert geek joke here]

I have many like that, in fact I know this photo and everyone in it!!

When you have a class picture somewhere that looks like this....

 

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Twinkie and Gary Cooper?

If you can names these guys, you're old!

 

Rachel of course! Nice choices everyone!

Girl on the left or right?

How did I manage to NOT meet so many of you lovely ladies!? I guess I was too busy chowing down on the wings or something....

It's spoken for, I'm sorry. I wish I had 10 to give away.

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So it seems I had no clue as to the real intent of this hair dresser, thus proving that I'm all thumbs with the ladies. What a way to find out!

Maybe Sarah and this other girl would be interested in a duo with you?

Look, another one! "Hot and Slutty" and sadly when I click, it's a dead end. Such a tease!!! :)

You did, I'm quite sure of it. If not, you've still got a few months.

I am getting my mistle toe ready......I hope I made the naughty list this year ;) See you all soon. XoXoXo

Hmm...that's a tough one. Not enough information....not enough time talking with this girl. My first instinct upon reading your message is that she was flirting to get a better tip, or just because she's flirty, or maybe wants to try and win you over as a client. But maybe she likes you?

When she said you must like getting your hair cut by hot girls, that was your cue to say "You're hot too" and her saying Sarah has nice legs was a test for you to say "Well so do you". She was feeling you out man....

Rule #1 - don't say the ex is crazy or it shows you have poor judgment when it comes to dating/women/partners

Rule #2 - stick to the girl at hand, don't talk about the girl that's not there!

Rule #3 - always tip your barber

Anyone need a like new Sealy Posturepedic Queen bed, pillowtop....no stains, no sag. I'm cleaning out an apartment and this bed has to go. From a good clean home. Free. Delivery available if you want but I'll need a helping hand to carry it. Includes the headboard and a metal roller frame. PM me.

Other stuff available too like a 37" TV, some mahogany end tables, cheap crappy dresser. All free.

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Wow, overwhelming response! I didn't expect so many....please give me a moment look at my PM's! Thanks...I think it's safe to say this shit is now TAKEN.

Oil of Oregano is brutal!! I take it when I feel a sore throat or something.......not sure if it's really working but I put 5 drops in a small cup of water and chug it back. Fucking disgusting!! Reminds me of taking cod liver oil as a kid....we used to chase it with juice but if you moved your tonque you were done for!

As mentioned, wash your hands! Good sleep helps too. Avoid children.

Avoid publics places; spend lots of time inside with SP's. :)

I'm kinda with PistolPete on this, I don't look at how many or where in the standings a rec is...I look for a lady in different ways like looking at her photos, her personality and her ability to carry on a conversation with me.

Kennidi, I'll keep your little trip going up the stairs to myself. :sperm:

Thank you so much for having me :) you ladies really out did yourselves :) Was wonderful to put some faces to the gorgeous ladies of cerb and all you Handsome gents :)

The little Fat Bastard was awesome! I felt proud. :)

I don't know who arranged the chicken wings but I missed dinner and arrived starving, so I had a few....thanks so much. I bought a few ladies drinks, tipped the bartenders well and bought some raffle tickets. I hope I did my part. Wish I had met everyone, just not enough time in the day.

I was there, unfortunately I didn't get to meet everyone but to those I did, it was a slice! Even met someone I know from the real world....I just went on over and said "Hey man, how's it going!?" and everything was cool.

**ALL** of the ladies were looking hot! I spotted the bartender girls chatting about us at one point....obviously trying to figure out who we were.....well we were a crazy bunch. It was fun, thanks Angela and all for organizing this.

You do a good job of reminding us where we came from, as if it was yesterday! Thanks.

Oh ya, I just changed my profile picture....but my new one still looks like me too!

I am seeing a skeleton with the word sex on his head...

 

but hmmmm leather!

Look at my profile, there's a rocker dude dead banging. That's pretty much what I'll be wearing, minus the leather and wristbands. Jeans and t-shirt baby.