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It's been mentioned to me that I give off the vibe of not having a heart....well I just want to set the record straight that I do indeed have a heart. In fact, I have two sparkers in my heart! Yes, God gave me two spark plugs....one lies dormant but occasionally fires. I think the lovely CERB ladies get it going! :)

Now if you're in doubt, ask me for a hug...I give good hug too. :ThankYou:

I've seen this photo and I think others, that lead nowhere. What is it?

There are so many....but before CERB.....

Bareback used to be horse riding.

Hand finish meant high quality furniture polished up nicely.

COB was a type of corn.

COF was what you did when you had a cold.

BJ was a guy in a movie about a trucker.

ATM was a bank machine.

Donation was made to the United Way

Spinner was a piece of a pinball machine or something on a bicycle!

Come to Capitalman. I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good!

I'm a hot old member... :D

 

Haha! I said member.

 

All members are hot.

 

Old or new...

Doesn't matter.

 

:D

Oh shit, that's kinda scary!

Ya I need some kinda quickie diet before I get frisked! Angel Starr is threatening to run her hands all over my hairy chest too....so anyone know where I can get some Spanx for men or something!?

And there he is, HFX. :bigclap:

Just try not to get nominated for anything! :aol_poundit:

Yngwie Malmsteen baby!

Sometimes even Capitalman needs a hug.

Are you serious about security and being frisked?

I'd like to welcome our newest hottie....HFXANDY. He's totally new, never done this before and ready for you lovely ladies.

HFX, would you pleave give us a little description?

My comments are X-rated. Suffice to say I think it's hot.

I remember I could actually read all the rules and understand them.

Ya, I was thinking the bum photo wasn't quite right....like a fake?

When it comes to high profile celebrity nude shots like this, I think it's all fair game! :) You wanna be famous, roll with it. You can't make 10 million dollars for a movie then expect to go live your live free and clear without people bugging you! Movie stars get what they asked for.

Well that's a pretty good story dude. Can't say that's ever happened to me! You have some kinda magic going on.....too bad you can't bottle it and sell it! I'd buy some! A duo, then Ms. X, then Vansweet, then some PK girls, then Ms. X another 6 or 7 times! Holy fuck man, I need to make a phone call.....

"Hello? Guiness Book?"

It's not something I've always been into, but lately I'm finding nice little feet with painted nails to be a real turn-on...especially to suck on! Having had my own feet sucked and licked and worshipped, I can appreciate what it's all about and how sensitive and erotic it can be, so girls look out! :)

I voted, again.

I swear to God! My friends worked at one for sleep apnea and I was gonna go and be tested but when I found out about the thermometer up the ass I never went! Maybe it's different now.....

First thing they do at the sleep clinic is make you stay the night, with a thermometer up your ass. I've never been but I'm just saying.....

Samantha, you are like an encyclopedia! You should be nominated as our resident nurse!! :bigclap: I'm gonna look into Maca...interesting!

Let's not forget the natural stuff too...."horny goat weed". It comes in pills with names like Vigor or V-max and stuff like that.

Don't under estimate it!! It's been used forever by asian cultures and works! Personally it gives me major headache so I don't use it, but know lots of guys that do with no headache.

Wondering where you can buy it? I know where. PM me.

@ Qwertyaccount - *YOU* are the man!!

The links don't work for me! :( Speedstick or Old Dog, I hope you grabbed them!?? If so, please PM me!

When did this all take place? I thought you were KICKED out! hahaha....:aol_shocker:

@ Chanel - Your friend is gonna win! She's got well over 1000 more votes then the next closest person! Yay!