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  1. Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 11 of my journey of 43 for this year. Yesterday, I met with Michelle for an hour. I usually contact her through this forum (or the other) by PM - Michelle_MA. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=14070 Great photos: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?u=14070 This review may be biased. This is not my first time with Michelle and it certainly will not be my last. I first met her in 2006 and she is a definite favorite. For those of you that do not know her, search the reviews and you will find plenty of good things about this amazing massage provider. She is petite, small b cups with nipples that scream for attention, an ass that starts wars (remember Helen of Troy), long brown hair (although I have known her as a hot red-head) - overall, a strong lithe body. One remark, she has acne scars that may be a distraction to some men. Oh, she is a smoker but very good at hiding the evidence - if this is an issue for you. I was greeted at the door of her discreet Ottawa studio. Candles lit, subdued lighting, she is like a kitty, rubbing up against me, making one feel most welcome. A little chitchat, some exchanges, a few light caresses, a few not so light. She prepares the shower and very quickly I realize how completely dirty I was - boy, was I dirty and needed a good scrubbing. You know, in this forum we hear about happy endings but I think we should have happy beginnings as well - just a thought. So, I needed a good massage and I got one. Hard and consistent, with perfect views of application from the well-placed mirrors. I love the way she gains leverage to really get the knots out. She did this great thing with the base of my neck and the trick with my hair turned me onto a whole new set of sensations. The time passed way too quickly and I had to get away - another shower, more chitchat, a big hug, and my day is just tickety-boo. Michelle is a top-level, first-class, premium massage experience for discerning gentlemen who want to be well treated, well massaged, well conversed, and well, you know, felling good all over. I recommend highly (with a bias that comes from experience) and will repeat, rinse, and repeat.
  2. Michelle AND Stacey Rock (my world). This is a great city. Big OOOrder of Ottawa for both Phenom Femmes.
  3. I think you missed - I hate when I miss the target when I p - dummpy is no dummy LOL:D
  4. Nice kih - good to remember about real people with real lives.
  5. I think I just found the title to my next book - The Beafters. Basking in the sweat is IT - the floating chemicals that rise through the air and fill our lungs, the blood wanting to burst through the skin's surface, the open pours screaming for more and no more touch, confused and focused at the same time, being and not being, separateness and togetherness meaningless and meaningful. Rare but worth the search.:o Thank you for bringing more of this into the world. I am stunned by the emotional gen♣♣♣♣ity all around me.
  6. So - if lipservice is not such a bad thing anymore, I guess that being mouthy is excellent. I hope that when I go to customer service that when all I get is lipservice that they have adopted this new definition - or rather, that the hot customer service agent is on duty and is giving lipservice.;)
  7. So....another party? 1) bar? 2) private suite? 3) resort? 4) cottage with lake? 5) entire hotel with catering and vendors When? 1) soon 2) August 3) September 4) Tonight :)
  8. Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 10 of this year's journey of 43. WoooooMan! That was my first thought when I met Stacey today at CMJ. It was a quiet day and I had a combination of a severe case of the "fuckits" and chronic horniness. I called the club and asked who was working - Stacey and Candice (she's next at CMJ) - so I booked an hour with Stacey. Gentlemen, if you have not yet joined (no commission, I promise) Stacey is an excellent reason to do so. She is a lithe, tall blond, with a sparkling eyes, the sweetest little "maybe an A" cup breasts, legs that kick, an ass that made me want to cry in thankfulness, and a woohoo that reminds me how much I like peaches. If you like pretty girls with great little bodies, infectious laughs, and a naughty twinkle in her eye - you will like Stacey. I promise, you will like Stacey. The shower was dirty. The massage was hard and thorough. I needed it after 6 hours of driving yesterday. She took out the knots. She teased to inspire. She positions her body for just such a perfect view that I had a difficult time concentrating on my job of just passing out from the excellent massage. The flip was perfectly timed after a perfect body slide. The front slide was superior and further proof that I like looking at beautiful woman's bodies. Now - the release came, so to speak, after I had been teased to the point of squirming like a speckled trout in the bottom of a cedar-strip canoe. So - any negatives? She is young and has that youthful energy that may not appeal to clients looking for a more mature perspective (I know, I am stretching it). I think she smokes but I could not really tell. She has tiny little titties and this may not be what you are looking for. Overall - I had a wonderful time at CMJ - again. Stacey is A++, normal one hour club fee + tip.
  9. I have a question for the guys - do you like being held (cuddled) by your SP after you have been together? I tend to get quite emotional after "the act" and find that I need closeness. While I know this is a transaction, there is something about the joining that overwhelms me - always has, despite the hundreds of partners (professional and amateur) I have played with. Curious about your experience. Pardon me if this is too personal a question. Ladies - I would appreciate your experience and comments very much. Thanks again for your collective wisdom.
  10. Point well taken and lesson learned - I think we need to create the rules of "Lover Club"
  11. Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 8 of this year's journey of 43. I was staying in Oakville last week and decided to ask for recommendations on this board. I was PMed by several people, both men and women, with recommendations and decided to go with Laura on "trz" - the other Laura (http://www.♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣.com/oshawa/laura/index.htm). The pictures are accurate although you do not see her face - her age shows in her face - but she is a very pretty, sincere SP who made my time in Oakville very pleasant. This was the first time that I have had a SP visit me in my hotel room and I was a little anxious (I have visited their locale or hotel room before) and a little nervous. This is never a good thing for wood but we worked our way through it. She is tiny and tight, tastes lovely, although the smoke residue on her breathe was sometimes a problem (may be a real issue for some clients). We engaged in good conversation, daty, multiple positions, bbbj, lfk, digits, and a great covered release. Overall, this was the best part of my day and I would repeat and recommend to those men looking for a tiny, mature SP who is sincere, charming, safe, and willing to take the time to properly engage you as you need. Fees are stated on her TRZ site and I provided a tip on top.
  12. Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 9 of this year's journey of 43. I was returning from Toronto and was stiff after being stiffed by the airline known as WJ - showed up early, only to be delayed 2 hours. So I am stiff and decided that Lamora's is on the way home - phone from the road and there is one appointment open with Maya - this may be my lucky day. Well, after getting past the nasty dumpster out back - it must have been hot out - is that cabbage, I made my way upstairs for a 30 minute rub down. Maya is the only one in - the TV is on the news, the place is quiet - $30 for 30. I have a 2 minute shower and make my way to the room. On the table, wait a few minutes and the beautiful Maya shows up. She is a little blase - I mention that I had good things about her. Let's say she is not a fan of the fora (Terb and Cerb) and worried about how this affects running a legitimate biz - something to consider. So - rub was okay, too light but lots of tease and bum massage. I opt for NR for $60 and wow - she has a great bod. Nice b-cups, firm bottom, hard body - lips to die for. The use of breasts is very very good, we run over time and I am satisfied with the substantial permission of my touching. No clock watching, a nice light massage, decent conversation, and an excellent release. Not to be a shill - the attitude was so-so but it was the end of the day and it may have been a mistake on my behalf to mention the forum. Otherwise I would repeat as an option in a similar context - from airport on the way home as a quick way to relax from a long day. YMMV.
  13. Congratulations to all that have contributed to this thread - you are very much human beings. I always hesitate with the words "human beings" because I think we are more human "becomings" - not a pun, you pervs (but my inner perv says it could be). I feel like I have learned quite a lot here and would like to contribute more. I had an amazing phone call today with one of my favorite ladies - we had a very intense period last year and things blew up with my home life and I made a decision to stay for all the normal reasons. Yet, we still love each other. This means a lot - because I feel like I did not handle things in the best possible way - frankly, I did not have a clue what I was doing. We talked about it, and discussed it, and used metaphors and examples, but the simplest way of stating our emotions is that we care for each other deeply and love describes those emotions. Now, is this white picket fence stuff - not quite. We are not really sure what it looks like, except that we agreed to make sure that we are in each other's life for as long as we can be. I think this is a story that is still evolving. I am nervous about revealing this much of myself and feel naked and not in a good way. However, I think that the gifts you have shared with all of us can only be celebrated by truly being who we are - even if it is on a bulletin board such as this. Thank you one and all - keep up the loving, or keep the loving up, or get up and keep loving.
  14. Michelle is indeed a jewel! She has been my favorite MP for a long time and one that I consider a friend. The tenderness and affection is real - while she is very professional, she also takes on the emotions of her clients and tries to be with them as a whole person. Not to be too touchy-feelie or airy-fairy, but she makes the world (at least my world) a better place. Here's to Michelle and treat her well boys.
  15. My experience was more like - "hold on, I really want that - NOW - I will be right back - woo hoo, what a ride." Safe, of course. Man, I just went to my happy place again.
  16. Is this a possibility???? Huh, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
  17. You are my horny hero - when will this become a one man orgy?
  18. I am curious about the etiquette that should be followed in trying to book an appointment with your desired MP or SP? Same day? How often and does this work for most? A couple of days in advance? A week - with a follow up email, phone call, text? It would be most appreciated to hear from our favorite women about what works best for them?:D
  19. I think that most humans are polyamorous (many loves) and it is entirely possible to fall in love with your SP. It has been my experience, in an intense moment, that both my SP and I have declared loving the other. When clearer heads prevail, we know what happened and then have to unruffle a little. I am with dummpy - the memories are precious and belong to me and the one it is shared with - SP, MP, girlfriend, wife, occasional lover - however, the transaction is a business transaction, regardless of how much emotion is tied to that transaction. Hey, I cried when I sold my old Norton motorcycle and it was never as good a ride as some of the amazing women I have met through my life. Things change and coping well is about having clarity and resilience. All the best.
  20. I did not mention it in the review but the location is discreet with lots of parking. You have to walk to a building but there is no indication of the delights that await you.
  21. Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 7 of my journey of 43. I love taking the scenic route. The curves and turns in the road, the unexpected twists and surprising roundabouts - I am refreshed and feeling better about the world after a ride like that. So what does this have to do with my visit to Bethany? Everything. http://sweetestmassage.googlepages.com/ Bethany is beautiful: stunningly beautiful eyes, soft lips, curves - dangerous curves, lovely breasts, long hair. I could go on but you get my point - a man could lose himself in those curves and have a serious accident. I was warmly welcomed to a cool, dark (clean) studio. My eyes needed to adjust to the light and as they did, I saw before me a women, who in many cultures, would be worshiped as a goddess. This is not hyperbole. However, if you are looking for a spinner, keep looking - these curves are not for the light-hearted. The shower was spectacular - you will need to experience it yourself to appreciate. The massage is mostly good with moments of amazing. Perhaps not as hard as some like it but satisfying. She has some techniques with hand placement and pressure that are amazing - and what she did to my feet made me moan (one of those good one moans, not the Guantanamo water board ones). My toes - if they could smile - who have a grin from tarsal to tarsal. Now - the release made me scream - sorry neighbors. Let's just say her whole body gets into it and I felt like I was having a whole body release. Another amazing eruption - with experiences like this, I know I am living a good life. Overall A++ 150 plus tip
  22. I could raise the temp to 98.6 - hope a little uric acid is not a problem.
  23. Great thread - I am wondering what opinion both ladies and gentlemen gathered have about age, not of clients but of the service provider. I think that chemistry plays an equally important role here. I have been with a young, stunning, airhead and could not maintain an erection to save my life because she would not stop saying the most stupid annoying things and I have been with 50 year old courtesans who made me so hard I could drive in a 9 inch spike with two stokes of my penis. Experiences?
  24. You don't know and neither does she. Play safe. Wear protection. If you see needle marks - run. Take care of your health - get regular sexual health checks. Use your big head before using your little head - not sure what other cliches I can use but I think you get my drift. Sex with a sex worker, in my experience, tends to be safer than random sex with a drunken slut (to my man-whore self) that I pick up in a bar. They are professionals who need to stay healthy in order to make a living. Good luck.
  25. Right - now I think I just broke something. Thanks for the review.
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