Seymour

At the company I worked for about 10 years ago, I had an SP come to my office after hours. We had two hours together on the conference room table. Every time I was in a meeting in that room I would daydream about that time. It still gets me hard thinking about it. While I daydreaming, I'm looking at the others at the table thinking "If they only knew":shock::shock::shock::shock:

Sounds like a swell time. In today's world with security cameras in a lot of places, this might cramp your style.

What is kinky?.....well and escort recommendation board that presently has a turkey in a pose at the top of the page!!!!

Now that is KINKY!!!!:shock:

I would like to know the turkey's availability after Oct 13! MOD - can you help me with that? :razz:

Does not appear to be a spinner - has curves in the right places and carries them with grace!

Is is possible that the turkey has an album? Link please..

We are actually trying to put one of these together as we speak. We have some new Sps coming in next week, as well as we have been adding new members to our roster the last few weeks, including Natalia, Bella, Chelsie, Lacey, and our newest addition as of yesterday..Lilliana.. Rumour has it that Jenna from Toronto will be making an appearance next week as well so we will try to have a CERB appreciation day to give a good opportunity to you guys to see the ladies at some amazing prices as well we should be seeing LOTS... of reviews which is good for us.

 

 

Stay tuned for more details, as the dates and times haven;t been set in stone yet.

Good on you Jessica. Can I ask about Maxine, Kailee, Stella (Stacy) and Bianca. Could any, all of them be recruited for this event?

Hello Guys,

 

I was looking to find new escorts possibilities in Ottawa and I hit a website (WEBSITE REMOVED - DIRECTORY THAT WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR ACCESS) I didn't have a clue before. So I found that beautiful special lady who peeks my interest : Monica (23y,5'3,34DDD-23-32)

 

I would like to hook up with but to get her phone number or email, I would be obly to pay a minimum of $34.95 per month recurring fee.

 

What's that ! I need help.

 

Nobody have an idea about her. Take a look at her and you'll make researchs like me to find a way to get in touch with her.

 

 

p.s Sorry for my english. I'm French Canadian.

Bienvenue zoxt. There are many Independents and agencies based out of Ottawa. There is no reason for you to 'register' with any site to 'view' the models or get contact info. The advertisers section here will help you to learn of the availability of the ladies. The recommendation and discussion sections here will help you determine who you might want to visit. The Warnings section will help you determine who to stay away from.

Happy Travels.

By Unlimited I mean that it is not an hour on the clock, but there time for the afternoon evening morning whenever you have set aside time, these appointments can run into 5-6 hours including meal and shopping and the sex time is usually for me anyway on and half to two hours with lots of cuddling and intimacy. The standard rules of engagement are always there, condoms and the ladies personal restrictions, I do not unlimited in the sex acts (although some ladies seem to be limitless in there ability to please!)

Thanks for the explanation. :boobies:

There will definitely be another one soon. Wednesday was a success and all the girls were very very happy!

So stay tuned for the next CAD!!!

Hi Jessica, did we miss the second installment?

Nice work as usual CK. So - JFE eh... Just Fake Experience :razz:

I know eh??? check out those buns....here's another

Have to admit, that's fine talent!

It happens and it is all about trust. It is possible to happen on a first visit (in my experience). It has also slipped. Regardless - real or fictional - there are some things that must remain private between you and your lady.

Google search on "lube job" reveals:

http://www.amazon.com/Lube-Jobs-Womans-Guide-Maintenance/dp/1585425613

Does not help the original member but within the theme of lube jobs.

Happy celebrating!

I do weird stuff/experimental quite often:

hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination

new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km)

I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick

I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot

I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice

 

So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald.

I salute you!

thanks mod!

GFE all the way, fun loving and a great sense of humour, also not a clock watcher, I had a fantastic time with her.

 

YMMV, but I think she is really very open minded, so GFE is very likely her preference as well.

 

I hope this helps a bit, sorry about the low detail on first post.

No apology required AK- thanks for the follow up!

a good date with a meal or some shopping etc.. followed by an unlimited intimate appointment

Dummpy can you explain what your definition of an "unlimited intimate appointment" is - it is a serious question because I would like to understand how this completes the overall experience including meal and or shopping.

Pete -from how you have described the sequence of events, this sounds like it is poor judgment and bad business sense on their part. Very much the same as an Independent who confirms an appointment for a certain time, have you drive across the city and call back for her exact location only when you do, you discover she's turned her phone off for the night. Bad business!!

I'm with Emma - good manners and consideration of one's time is very important - it works both ways.

What did the wife say when you arrived home with nary a hair to your name???:shock:

Honey, today I had a close shave!..:wink: - how about a glass of wine before dinner..."hair's" to you!

(sorry, I just had to be a smart ass with this).:-P

all over Canada!.

I'm thinking global....:-D

Time wasters, no-shows, crank callers are one group that's a nuisance.

Aggressive clients, non payers, short changers, hagglers are another and more risky.

How to deal with them likely require different approaches - For the first group, we could use technology to try and solve this but we have seen and demonstrated how easy it is (for us responsible players) to use the same technology to remain covert - it is just as easy for these folk to do the same. Perhaps this is a tactic used by some agencies to keep the competition tied up so they are not booking clients....in addition to being a nuisance.

There does not appear to be a silver bullet to get rid of group 1 - there will always be clowns out there.

For the riskier group - that is the stuff the ladies should be sharing, as some members have alluded to - the SP area on this board can be used for that.

There is no silver bullet here too - each time one addresses a security or safety concern by requesting a client to give up some more privacy (e.g. provide a picture prior to booking) we are in fact compromising the discretion component. Not everyone is OK with providing a picture in order to make an appointment.

Then there is the challenge of determining the rules of engagement for building, maintaining lists, under what conditions you end up on a list or get removed from a list. Same for a centralized booking system - agencies and indies would have to play by the same rules. Today they don't charge the same rates, so how can we expect the same playing field? (This is not meant to spawn a debate on rates!!) Again - no silver bullet.

And after all this - no one has mentioned how a list of good clients will be ensured /assured discretion.

Like other members I too have had bad experiences and discretely have shared such info with other members here.

All this to say - too many players, too many unknowns, no silver bullet.

Can we learn from other business models? Perhaps - how about a members only club, with security (bouncers like a strip club) and an opportunity to socialize with single or multiple courtesans. Not a setup for a quick oil change - but rather social activities leading to other consensual activities. The host provides the security for the courtesans, ensure a better more responsible clientele, discretion etc etc -and perhaps, just perhaps keep the time wasters, crackpots etc away. Oh yes, no drugs on premise and regular health checks for the gals. What am I getting at? Perhaps it is time to change the business model.

Does this count as a common bawdy house? I don't know - but this is likely a good place to ask the question...though not the only place.

I never heard of the Playboy Mansion getting busted. Remember my first post - I said I like to do things different.

Your thoughts members....

Would you say that the services are safe GFE, GFE, PSE etc. I'm not knocking your review, just trying to help set 'expectations'. Of course as we're all aware, YMMV. Cheers and thanks for sharing.

Generally speaking - expectations, timing, mood, chemistry all contribute to the overall experience. Mood of the lady, time of day, perhaps you're anticipating a certain type of service and she is tired or in a bad mood or has a headache or something else because she is human and well shit happens. Perhaps you show up in a crappy mood yourself and well - she isn't equipped to deal with your emotions.

Some are better at rebounding from a bad situation and some can detect the lack of chemistry and try to make the best of the situation for you - not themselves. The better ones and perhaps the legitimate ones can do that.

As their clients perhaps we need to manage our expectations better also - not because we are paying for a 'service' does it give any entitlement over anyone. The ladies have the right to see whomever they wish. Chances are in everyone's 'normal' life there are people/personalities that does not gel with your own - so you find a way to deal with those, and get on with life.

Similarly if we approach the 'hobby' with the expectation that we will not 'click' with everyone, when you don't click, chalk it up to one of those and move on. Remember - one man's meat is another man's poison!

Again - general comments.

P.S - in some threads some of the ladies have mentioned they do not like the term SP - so starting now, I will do my best to refrain from using this term to refer to anyone.

All good points - for maximum discretion and minimal footprint - do not use an employer assigned device (laptop, blackberry other) for accessing adult content. As I mentioned in another thread even a local phone call out of a hotel room (while it does not show up on your hotel bill) is recorded in the logs of the telephony system and can be traced back to a date/time/person.

Internet access from your employer is monitored - even though this does not happen in real time, it is possible to look for patterns in terms of what sites/content are being accessed by whom.

Not trying to turn this into an IT forum - the message here is this: play safe on ALL fronts. Separate work and play and everyone will be happy.

She gave me her number, but is pretty tough to get ahold of except for very late. I have never been able to speak to her during the day which makes it tough for me to hook up.

She also dances at a strip club some nights so she might be catching up on her beauty sleep at daytime. Be patient, be polite and good luck.

Dreamer -somehow I think you will be celebrating thanksgiving a few days later than most...;-). Enjoy!

I know, I know - but my inner perv want to keep her all to myself. Can you blame me? With hair tied up in a bun, and those lovely eyes and that smile..and those lovely eyelashes..and..and..

Ladies and gents, Seymour has left the building!