NotchJohnson

It's not as funny as yours James but here it goes. In my younger years I had a date with this gorgeous girl, she was older then me and way more experienced as well. First date the drive in and I thought we would just play nice by kissing and using our hands on each other but this girl had other plans. Our clothes were off and we started playing around until she asked if I had a rubber...being the nerd that I was back then I open my wallet and find the one that I had for over 5 years in it. I take it out and the wrapper is torn up but the rubber is intact, she goes to unroll it and it doesn't work well. Don't worry she says, I have one in my purse. She uses that one, puts it on me and as she is unrolling this one I explode in it(don't nobody laugh now), I was very young and never done this before(that's my excuse). She is disappointed but me more then her I bet. My friends seen that I was there wanted to surprise me and showed up at the truck, knocked on the window that were all foggy, she rolled down the window(I know manual windows, you don't see that anymore) and I have that rubber in my hands with my pecker out still. To make matters worst, after the movie I bring this girl home and she never called me again or returned my calls. This truck was my dads and the next day when he decides to go somewhere he notices the 2 wrappers and rubbers on the floor, I got the high 5 from him but a speech from my mom. So besides getting caught from my friends after the act I was embarrassed by my parents.

I would like to nominate @Mikeyboy for member of the month of December. Thank you for sending nice cheers for the season my way.

Wait...you never got the memo? I'm middle aged and I got it early this year...from now on I'll forward it to you. Keep in mind it is a long list of about 348 pages, get your reading glasses ready and don't fall asleep reading it or else you will have to start all over again. Wishing you peace love and joy during this holiday season and throughout 2021 peacetryguy.

To @Vicky Lopez wishing you a season filled with warm moments and cherished memories. 🤪

I've learned that Covid is affecting peoples heads. I have coworkers that are going crazy and doing dumb things, not sure if it's an act or real. Also it's looking like I'll spend a beautiful Christmas meal with my wife only. no inlaws coming over at my place this year and that is a huge positive for me.

I know this one won't count but I don't care. I can feel the love and caring going on around here everyone mentioning someone that helped them out or that shared stories with. So a big shout out to all the regular members of this site specially @ModCat and @lydiahardwood for their continuous support here. Hugs and kisses to you both.

I agree, love the show and where it's going. The last episode left me wanting to see the next season.

There are some ladies that I see and I swear that they are enjoying my time more then what I do theirs. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it A LOT.

I read somewhere that Ozark would not have another season for 2021.

This one is for @roamingguy wishing you all the hope and joy that the season can bring !