NotchJohnson

This is how you can make your woman laugh... https://i.imgur.com/qvFjIRy.mp4

I don't want to be the devils advocate but here is another thing that scares the hell out of me. You pay for a service, this time its a show on the internet, how do you know that you are the only one watching it? I'm sure you must pay ahead of time to see the show, so what are you really getting? When booking with a lady to see in person if you get a bad service or a B&S there are things that you can do to protect yourself but not on the internet. Just saying...

I have a few reason not to go for the online services. First and foremost I would have to pay by etransfer or credit card or some kind of trail that my wife could find and lead into more trouble at the end. Second, like Greenteal said, there are so much free porn online (which is what I'm using now for self gratification) and the choice is there. Sorry to the ladies that are offering this service, I'm a firm believer in what you are doing is good but this brings me to my third reason. Reason # 3, when I seek romance or kink I want to be with a female partner that I can interact with, I want to touch, feel, taste, hear, smell, see her and I also want it to be mutual so she can have the same with me.

I'm looking for a trainer to exercise and I think I found the perfect candidate...

A shirt and tie online, because I'm working from home and nobody will see me below the waist so why spend money on pants?

Let the whole world know how you feel... This happens all the time when people stay home all the time...the fish escapes !

I'm not a violent man but I do know self defense and know where to hit to put a person down. I just knocked the wind out of him. I'm also a retired fireman(not that it gives me any privilege) and could have brought him back if things would have got bad. There are people out there that don't believe in this virus or what it can do to others, they need to be thought a lesson. BTW this happened a good month ago and stayed in quarantine for 14 days to be on the safe side. I have been thanked by many people for doing what I did that day. I don't see any heroism in this just common sense.

Why is it that it always looks really good when a woman sucks on a popsicle? And just because girls playing video games is nice to watch.... And now eating a banana the right way...