Gentleman11

Am a pretty simple guy and am slow when it comes to getting the fancy photos posted, but wanted to make sure that the message got through.

Best,

G11

Thanks for the sage advice, humour and honest insight - as a newbie it has been and continues to be a great resource and well presented. Great job and a heart felt thank you.

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Big boobs, little boobs - big dick little dicks: ever hear this conversation before (lol). I'm a nipple guy, if the nipples are sensitive & demonstratively reactive I don't care if the breast is huge or small. Having said that (second thoughts), small breasts with a high obvious sensitivity work better for me - YMMV.

Love the topic!

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Per your original post - a combination of fine wine, great food, undressing...., and chocolate 4 times a week works for me.

Thx for sharing, although not said but implied, the art of conversation is assumed.

Musings from a guy who enjoys fine dining but has a hard time making KD without help....

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Anytime we can encourage a lovely person like you Nicki to provide new pictures is a great opportunity so please carry through with the thought!

If if a new avatar means new pics then you might as well go out and get a new purse to complete this and the purse thread....lol

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As a fairly new hobbyist I have yet to experience the sad & unexpected signing off by others - some to return and some not.

Having said that, the number of new hobbyists, SP's MP's and others make this CERB experience a constantly rejuvenating one so far in my limited but great experience anyways. I look forwaqrd to seeing the number of new members who join daily, albeit many are just curious or lurkers, but all are none-the-less welcome.

Thank you for the reflections and fond memories of good things gone by and hopefully we can all look forward to great things on the horizon brought in by a wave of continuiing fresh insights by new folks.

More musings...

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As much as I enjoy the might of mother nature, being a single parent with a youngster in the arms of both hurricane Juan and White Juan, I appreciate the value of a well equipped home - generator, alternative heating, loads of supplies and... wonderful books and deep conversations that might not have otherwise taken place....

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As a seasoned business person, accepting more than a 24 hour response time does not portray your business in the best possible light in my humble view.

Musings from a business guy with a few grey hairs,

G11

CERB to me is a place to go to and have fun with friends, it a personal space for me and a place I am coming to cherish. Having said that, I want to say a couple of things and hopefully open some windows... a bit.

Government - After 7 years & 4 elections (2 of which were unnessary at $300 million each) , we need some healing time in this country in my humble view. Let's slow down a & lick our collective wounds & reflect a bit and most importantly count our blessings. We've got a country and living space that is literally the envy of the world.

Make no mistake, I'm not a fan of the initial moves of our new leader & his team has made, but all of us are responsible for the political system unto which his government has been elected. We have to live by our collective decision for the next 4 years, at least.

We've got one hell of a good place to live, prosper and grow - some would say "the envy of the world" - let's not forget that. I've have had the blessing of travelling throughout many parts of the world over a long period of time. One of the biggest lessons I've learned throuhout those travels is that Canada is argueably the best place in the world to "come home to"

Now, have to check out the best bums.....forgive me for ranting

Musings from guy who has a few miles under his belt....

G11

and thanks for sharing so much of yourself!

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Believe it or not, am shopping for a CERB companion this weekend, started yesterday and no luck yet. The ladies I'm very interested in are either out of town or not answering PM's. Having said that, there are great ladies that I've seen before but am in the mood to try a new experience.

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I realize drlove posted this for the ladies but wanted to echo his remarks. This is a great city and from what I understand supports local and traveling SP's & MP's very well. Not too mention the fact that the historic scenery combined with restaurants, night life and general sense of vibrancy amongst many other things, make this a great spot to spend some time in.

Hope to see you here!

G11

Old dog has a pretty unique one that I get a chuckle out of.

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Love that expression used by a couple of guys here "whatever floats your boat"

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Am self employed as well, so don't really notice the break. However, tis thread has got me thinking about hobbying this weekend - what a great idea! Thx

Suggest considering Marloweena in the Herald

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Well done Angela, you're an inspriation. Thanks for sharing your time, insight, wisdom and patience.

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I'm single and really enjoy a fine perfume on a woman who enjoys it and wears it subtly and with pride - not show. Conversely, if a woman is not in to perfumes, clean and natural is every bit as good. It boils down to the lady being comfortable in her own skin and how she projects herself and how the gentleman carries himself and adapts.

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Once a day. This is a little reward after a day's work. I like looking at the new posts, in particular the general discussion area. Vanity dictates that I look at my own viewed count (lol) and hopefully see a pm.

Thanks for starting this thread. As a hobbyist in to CERB for a few months now, it is interesting to see the more experienced hobbying CERBites' viewing patterns - love to see some of the ladies' ones.

Thx again,

G11

Dressed in suits the 3 of us guys have finished a "lively" business meeting upstairs and are continuiing the serious discussion as we go down the elevator for beers. It is just the 3 of us in the lift and we stop half way down as another passenger gets on. The new passenger is a gorgeous young lady and is dressed in very business conservative & professional attire.

The one of us who is closest to the door and elevator buttons is also the most conservative, polite gentleman you will ever meet. He very politely asks "going down". She (cross my heart), .......looks at him, pauses, and then says "not before drinks and dinner". The rest of the very short ride was absolute silence as the three of us metaphorically picked our jaws up off the floor while she had the most self satisfied smirk on her face I've ever seen.

Well maybe this didn't meet the basic threshold of the thread's seam, it kinda fits in my weard kind of thinking.....

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As a passioante reader, I would volunteer to help work on setting something like this up. Food for thought Mod!

It could start out with the early years like "Lady Chatterley's Lover", move in to modern times with "Coffee, Tea or Me".

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I can't imagine what possesses people to make videos like this - just don't understand the point, but then again that may be the point. Just like Seifeld - its about nothing.

I remember shortly after the JAWS thing, I was afraid of getting in to the bath tub

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Many thanks for the great stories so far, love the shared experiences. Here is another of my more interesting adventures. I've heard variations of embarassing kid stories at the checkout before but this one happened to me.

I worked part time at a national grocer during high school for a few years packing groceries at the checkout. Watching the ladies (and MILF's) at the register was the best job in the store for a part timer - stocking shelves and cleaning were at the other end of the spectrum.

I've heard about embarassing stories at the checkout, (no wallet, expired coupons, discount request, incorrect counts, etc - you get the drift). The best one happened when a cranky youngster with his mother and another in her arms was demanding, repeatedly and increasingly loudly a candy bar that was next to the cash. She refused, he persisted, she adamantly refused, he got belligerent This went on for a bit when finally the little guy says in a raised voice "IF YOU DON'T GET ME THAT CANDY BAR I'M GOING TO TELL EVERY ONE I SAW YOU WITH DADDY'S PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH THIS MORNING".

The poor lady grabbed both the kids, left the groceries and raced out of the store. I never said a word about this (was dumbstruck) but the cashiers spread it like wildfire.

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I truly enjoy this site and all the ecletic views and opinions so generously shared. However, one of my favorite things is hearing some of the lighter sides of things that have made us individually what we are collectively.

Sometimes we can get all wrapped up in righteous views on things but one of the many things I enjoy about CERB is the sense of humour and perspective this site offers. Having said that, it would be nice to hear some more humourous anecdotes about our earlier days.

Mine starts out when I was in grade 8 having planned that big day when I was going to get my first package of condoms. Not that I would actually use them for their intended purpose, but so that I would be able to get that tell tale oval shape, showing in one's leather wallet after is had been in a back pocket a while - its kind of a right of manhood for guys in my day anyways.

We were living in Montreal and I decided to peddle my bycicle to the next city early one Saturday morning so as to arrive at the pharmacy (condoms were only sold at pharmacies behind the counter then) when it opened. I got there at 9 AM and went to the back where this elderly crusty pharmacist was doing his thing behind the counter. I went up to the counter looking way up and mumbled my intended purchase request, the pharmacist played me like a fiddle (as I'm sure he'd done many a time). "What was that young fella?" he said, I repeated my request once again turning 5 shades of red looking all over the room noting the many curious customers hearing his elevated voice. He then says "oh you want some propylatics, is that right?" I mumbled my confirmation.

He then says in a raised voice with a slow delivery "WHAT SIZE? SMALL MEDIUM OR LARGE?", I turned around raced out of the store and peddled my bycylce as fast as I could back home feeling sure the police were going to arrest me at any time.

Care to share some of your earlier lighter experiences?

G11

No one has the sense of perspective, insight and rhetorical presntation skills as he does, and oh yes, it looks like a great car!