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Nope..wouldn't do it. Being poor,good looking, and hung like a horse is preferable to an earlier chance of death. LOL

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e3_1329678979

I voted no. I know myself and, even if I agreed to just cuddle, I'd try to cheat. Then, when she called me on it, I'd probably sulk, lol.

On a bike trip with a bunch, I left a restaurant and forgot my expensive sunglasses. I went back in to find them and they were not to be found. Miffed, I returned to the group in the parking lot and informed them of my misfortune..only to have it pointed out that I was wearing them. I worry about my future.

I run a business from my home and rarely get any alone time......constant communications and interruptions. My secret place is on my bike travelling. No phone (until gas stops) means I can relax. I finally learned this year that solo bike trips do not mean I have to stay at a different family member or friend's house every night. It may cost more, but I stay at motels and hotels...arriving at night and sleeping 'till I wake. Then, and only then, do I contact people for a visit. Before this, trips wore me out.

Great thread. Reading this really made me realize how different lonely and alone really are. At times, I choose to be alone, but I do not have to be lonely.

OK, now the SNL skit from a couple of weeks ago makes more sense.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFPqNEHeca0

 

LOL........actually liked that one better.

 

LOL.....I weep for our future.

 

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This one's almost as bad, lol!

 

Cancer, be gone. My SO had a breast cancer scare and, after surgery and testing, she is cancer free. I usually have a joke per post, but not this time.

I follow the threads and the members and it doesn't take long to know who's hot and who's not. The good people of both genders show their personalities through their participation on here and those are the people I trust. The new people on here have to earn their stripes, and they will. Until they do, I trust the seasoned members' opinions and recos more. To answer the question, yes, post count still counts because they are trying to be a part of this forum.

These are just a hoot to watch.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CunCaCddKR8

 

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Hope you had a great day, bud!

I started about a month after my join date here and have probably seen ten or so ladies. I'm 55 and my list of ladies to see has grown smaller since I no longer feel like a kid in a candy shop, but there are a few that I will yet see because they really intrigue me and they have no idea who they are, lol.

When an older piece of gear breaks time and again because of careless and inexperienced employees. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ouch. Not cool. I have received a couple of unsolicited texts from providers in the past that were way after the fact of the date. However, my phone is locked (I know........yes, I have secrets) and no harm was done. The vast majority of communications between myself and SP's have been "by the book" and a pleasure to receive.

Cancer. Cancer always sucks, and it may be close to me and mine again.

It's different for everyone. Is it traumatic? Not at all. Is it painless? Not at all. I wasn't back at work for a couple of days, but the peace of mind afterwards is worth it. Would I recommend it? If you want no more offspring, absolutely. Wanna chuckle?

I went in for mine a few years back. I went into the operating room (they put you under back then), laid down, looked up, and knew every fucking woman in the room. I used to ride a school bus with two of them, used to ride the daughter of the head OR nurse, and my wife was a nurse at the same hospital at the time. that was bad enough, but it gets better. Been in an OR lately? They keep it cold, for sterility purposes. What happens to a penis when it's cold? I rest my case...........just shoot me, please.

Oh, I think if it's as good as he says, it'll be sticky soon enough.

I may be dense, but that went right over my head. Can you elaborate?

Driving the bike on Highway 20 through Quebec a couple of years ago, I thought I'd had it. I was on a deadline to meet a cute little Mexican gal (

), so I was hammer down steadily at 130 kph. Twice, I checked my mirrors and saw nothing but, all of a sudden, the cops had their lights and sirens on. To my amazement, they blew by me and did a U-turn to get someone else. Maybe I do live right, after all.

Finished harvesting corn and sipping a drink before bed. Life is good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM1wnYOrQwE&feature=player_embedded&has_verified=1

Tracie, you've personalized this place. You're awesome and thanks for being here!

When I read your posts, I feel like I should be lying on a couch. That's a huge compliment, btw. You make me think. Congrats and thanks for being here.

Keerist..relaxation is the key. I am absolutely the world's worst at being able to hit an appointment on time. If I'm early or on time, I am amazed. Don't get me wrong- I try, but I don't leave room for error and that is my downfall. Best response I ever got from a lady when I was running late was.. "Relax, I'm not a bitch". That short response was what I needed to hear at that time. She wasn't a bitch and, if she gets held up and running late, I'm not an ahole. This lifestyle takes understanding on both sides and if you find a person you click with, cherish it. It's not uncommon, but it takes two to tango.

Do a member search for those ladies you listed and check for recommendations. Also, don't forget..........Ottawa is flush with lovely, well recommended ladies....the key is "well recommended".