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    Younger women are fantastic.....tight bodies, perky boobs, no wrinkles.

    Having said that, I'm an older woman type of guy. I'm 55 and comfortable in my skin. So are older women. I have a crazy unpredictable schedule that makes it extremely hard to line up a visit with my favorite Sp at 4 pm on Saturday 100 miles away. My type of girl knows I'm doing my best and understands that life gets in the way at times and if I'm late, she still loves me. No drama, no bs......we're friends, if only briefly. I'm not inconsiderate of their lives or their schedules, but even trying my best doesn't always work. If they can work things out, they do, and if they cannot, it's my fault....they still get paid. Older ladies get back to you with facts, Jack. They don't have time for giggling and incessant chatter....neither do I. The reasons above are why I love and am comfortable with older (30+ ladies). It's all part of the GFE..we relate.

    Younger women are fantastic, but I am no longer a younger man.

    Andy Rooney said it better than I ever could...........

     

    "In Praise of Older Women

     

    Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

     

    An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

     

    An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her.

     

    An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!

     

    Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

     

    Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved.

     

    An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less.

     

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

     

    An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

     

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to.)

     

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

     

    Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.

     

    Ladies, I apologize for all of us. That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to appreciate the exquisite woman you've become, without the distraction of some demanding old man clinging and whining his way into your serenity."

     

    signed: Andy Rooney"

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    I used to watch tv until I started hacking satellite tv and then the fun and forums beat out tv every time. However.....they've been mentioned, but bear repeating......Kids in the Hall and Corner Gas. I love dry and offbeat humor.

     

    Kids in the Hall..holy fuck, I used to howl. Remember "I'm pinching your head" and the "sucking nipples" skits? Absolute classics.

     

    Corner Gas.....omfg....... tv without laugh tracks is the best. Love this dry comedy!

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    Go see the SP. You have a family, but no sex life. So fix the sex life part and remove the major stressor in your life.

    LOL......you're so like me it's uncanny.

    Btw, I did the Gaspe' bike run last year.......through NS, up the NB coast, crossed at Campbelton, around the Gaspe' to Matane, then back south, did Parrsboro, and home. Like you,I do a lot of solo......to the US 3 years running, and Ont and the US 2 years ago. Nothing like the solitude of a long bike ride. No employees, no business, no phone........I get it just like you. By seeing SP's, it took the pressure off the lack of sex at home and I'm a much more patient person now. Good luck.

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  22. Posted

    Hate you all right now.

     

    Stoopid Auto-Correct!!!!!!!!!!

     

    I meant to say "have a great time"!!! LOLOL!!!!

     

    I have been to one social and one only, and it was the highlight of my summer last year in Halifax. This is one great group of people on this board and those of you about to attend your first will find that out. Those of you who have been to these before already know this. I wish you all the best at your gathering and would love to be there and hope to someday.

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