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No contest, Sean of the Dead.

I am Legend or The Omega Man?

Dude, Where's My Car?

Eaten and enjoyed. Funny story... Old man seeks out the companionship of a professional for the first time in his life after his wife of 40 years passed away. He recounts the story to his buddy. "I was nervous, but she put me at ease. She lay me down, and removed all of my clothes." "Then she covered me in chocolate sauce, whipped cream, chopped nuts and put a cherry right on the tip!" His friend asked, "Then did she lick it all off of you?" The old guy said, "Are you crazy? For $200, I ate it myself"!

Hot fudge or hot wax?

- on top of a mountain in the Canadian Rockies

- in a raft on a white water river

- in church, during a wedding

- in a plane over the Atlantic

- in my gf's bedroom which was next to her parents room when we we 14

Lost Weekend

If by "skinned" you mean completely shorn of all hair, then yes, I prefer little or no hair. My formative years were during the seventies, so mine is a case of been there, done that, not nostalgic at all.

Manscaped or Welcome to the Jungle?

Home - I have invested in a theatre like set up with a large hi def screen and surround-sound so I can have the cinema experience with or without my pants.

For watching porn - tablet or laptop?

Saw Hardcore Henry, wished I hadn't. That's ninety minutes I won't get back. First person perspective is interesting, but gets old in a hurry. Predictable story with an unsurprising twist that everyone saw coming. Like I said, predictable.

Wait for it on a streaming service or the movie channel if you must see it. But be prepared to be disappointed.

Speaking only for myself, as a life long high-functioning user, I tend to favour those with similar interests. If not stated explicitly in the advertisement, I will introduce the topic as I introduce myself. Not everyone will openly admit partaking, and that is just fine. If I'm upfront about it, then there are usually no issues.

BTW - Fabreze in a small spray bottle for the car is great for removing lingering scents on clothing.

Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich toasted with a healthy dollop of peanut butter.

Microwave popcorn with melted old cheddar cheese and chocolate chips.

Pickled octopus tidbits in plain Greek yogurt with garlic mayo, all washed down with a frothy egg cream.

Cow tongue and sliced red onions on Texas toast with Thousand Island dressing.

White chocolate dipped artichokes, served chilled.

Just kidding on that last one! I hate cold artichokes!

Going to a rheumatologist. That is bad enough. Having said rheumatologist stick a bloody big needle into my knee to draw fluid?! Way worse! Then having to sit and listen to him tell me my knees are only going to get worse; Cherry on the cake on my fuckin day!!!

108. Fripples!

109. Multiple lines of communication, from the Shout Box to PM's and the chat room.

110. The community. This is more than just a board or recommendation site.

More to come.

Highlander... There can be only one!

Sitting on the back deck, missing a special little lady. She knows who she is.

Sitting in a Client teleconference while browsing Lyla, talk about multitasking, sheesh!

Marvel, not even close.

Cat Woman or Harley Quinn?

Interstellar should come with a warning: Caution boredom will ensue followed by an incomprehensible ending that will leave you shaking your head and wishing you had gone to see Deadpool again!

Except tooth decay, for that...floss.

Magic Wand. A sybian is a bitch to pack in carry on!

Hot oil massage or hot stone massage?

One from the past, 2011, staring Woody Harleson, Rampart Unwatchable.

One of the first big disappointments of 2016, Batman v Superman. Dark, humourless, plodding and ultimately unsatisfactory.

My testicles are...

Asia.

Giving birth to a flaming porcupine during a raging case of hemorrhoids while lying naked on the floor of an igloo or six more months of American Presidential elections?

So long and farewell RG. I hope you are happy wherever you go.

I'm confused, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Jazy operates in Kanata.