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That's cuz I've been away a while ;)

I was concerned the limit might be 500, having 412 had me worried lol

Mod would probably be the best person to ask, but thought I'd post a little more "outloud" in case someone else knows and can answer sooner, also so that if anyone else is curious they can see the answer(s) too :) Is there a limit on the amount of contacts you have on cerb? I have quite a few making this is an actual concern for me, and I could not find any restrictions via the FAQ section on here....any light shed on the matter would be appreciated :)

That's because when I left the business last year, I did not keep the list. Please re-send your email addy in a PM to re-join it :)

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=637596#post637596

I will be going to pick up my costume 2moro, gonna post an ad for this now :D

In case anyone wanted to make some sexy purchases in the near future, wanted to share what I found today! http://www.pinkcherry.ca always offers free shipping on orders over $49, right now they are offering 15% (most products, but not all) as well as up to 90% off on some! I just spent $50 for well over $200 worth of trinkets!

@icebreaker - I will start looking for a WW costume!

I'm back!!!! Guess what that means? YUP. PARTY TIME! I'm thinking of doing a halloween/costume gang bang.... Thoughts?

I was so excited to come back to the chatroom and talk with all my old friends.... **sadface**

Any lady who is close to 6 foot tall with a D chest (if natural) won't likely be 125 lbs... Unless you are looking for an "olive oil" type of body, VERY thin? see image below for BMI chart for details

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1311&highlight=abbreviations funny, "flaming" isn't even in there!

Tuesday, December 10th : Voyeurism GB Need 3 performers & 3 voyeurs (Please PM to RSVP) $150 / each lasts approximately 45mins-1hr Sunday, December 22nd: Bukkake BJ party (No FS at this party) Looking for 4-6 gentleman (Please PM to RSVP) $100 Lasts aprroximately 30-45mins Disclaimers: 1. The rates for these events are ALL INCLUSIVE. That does not mean everything is allowed, it means everything that is allowed is incorporated into the cost of the event, so no "extra fees" or "hidden costs". My 4 usual restrictions still stand; No BB FS, No women, No violence, No golden shower etc 2. Greek is not available to everyone (size DOES matter) therefore DP is not guaranteed, depending on having at least 1 male who, errr, fits back there. 3. Condoms, lube, shower, towels are provided. Please PM for details/questions. :D

I wouldn't be able to watch a room full of guys jerkin off! I need that variation! :D My PoV : These parties are about cum on the face, the manner in which it got there is just semantics.

I had one (bad) experience with handcuffs. They weren't the play kind with the pink fuzz, these did not come off without a key. The key got lost amongst the blankets and we couldn't find it for 4 hours! Needless to say I started panicking and calling locksmiths, etc. Ended up deciding to just go to bed with them on, and we were gonna figure it out in the morning (BTW, this was with a BF at the time, not a client/SP thing) ... as we got into the bed, moved some blankets aside and VOILA! the key! (PHEW!!!) Needless to say, it will be a while until I decide to try that again, IF EVER!

1. I was not harsh or insulting you in my post. No "7th gear" or so-called "blazing" whatsoever. 2. Not my fault you have the terms mixed up. all-inclusive (adjective) sold for one price that includes charges and fees that are often added separately {quoted from Merriam-Webster} 3. I am not the only person who believes you are wrong. 4. I wasn't the first person who mentioned a resort as a comparison. 5. The spitting cum post has NOTHING to do with any mix-ups about "all inclusive" because as stated in the same post you're horribly quoting (shown below) I mentioned I am not all inclusive, in fact I went to great lengths to mention how retardedly CLEAR it is mentioned in my ads. If anything, it goes to show how it doesn't really matter if we write ALL INCLUSIVE or not, because an SP like myself who very clearly stated in every single one of her ads that there are extra fees can't have those limitations respected. (Side note: if you are interested in those extras, it is ON YOU to mention them PRIOR to booking, and PAY FOR THEM UPFRONT! As gentleman you don't want a "hey, that's extra!" thrown into the middle of the mix and guess what? we don't either!) 6. I have not been proven wrong. 7. Good day.

"all inclusive" at a resort DOES NOT include getting your butt hole licked. Why should it for an SP? The actual term, being used correctly, means that all services that are available are at this ONE COST. Some of you seem to have this term twisted. Perhaps you're confusing "all inclusive" and "all included" ? "all inclusive" IS NOT the same as "no restrictions" or "all included". I can offer every service under the sun and half of them could be extra cost... I'm offering everything, but I am not all inclusive, am I? ^ False.

I am one of those SPs who offers specific acts at an extra cost. Believe me I would never offer you greek and then tell you after it was extra. I have many times however encountered people who did not provide the "tip" required for CIM, and think it's ok to just surprise me with that. It ends up being projectile-spit out of my mouth onto their bellies. My ad VERY clearly states these services are available, and VERY clearly states they are EXTRAS. These 2 particular services (greek & CIM) are "extras" simply because they are PREMIUM activities that a lot of women don't offer at all. Supply & demand! At the end of the day, if you want a woman who does not treat sex like a business, get a wife.

find a lady you like, and look for her recommendation thread. If she doesn't have one, it could be that she doesn't allow them...Or it could be that no one has anything nice to say. Either way, if you're worried; the best advice for you is to book with a well-reviewed lady.

I feel that these are just people too "lazy" to find the info themselves. I could be wrong, this is simply how I perceive them. I'm glad most members avoid chirping in with reco's on those particular threads because they can only recommend someone who was good FOR THEM! My best friend can go on all day about her damn Pho soup, doesn't mean I'm going to love it.

To the gents: Have you all been using the new BETA classifieds? http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ To MOD: I am concerned not enough people know about it yet, meaning they won't see my ad. Is it acceptable to post both a classified ad and ad thread in the escorts section?

3 men and a little Anal (lady)

I'm only 5'7, so not incredibly tall...in heels up to 6'1 :)

A lot of gents are curious about my GBs, but would like to start off a little slower and ease into something like that... Alot of guys are also only into trying mmf's and that's cool too.... Which brings us to the point : Almost none of you "have a friend"... Thought this might be a good place to post about yourselves? Understandable if you prefer to PM me your age/bodytype/availability , or you can post it here... Those who do so privately will be "matched" up by yours truly, those posting publicly may find themselves a partner in crime. :D