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Hello, just joined cerb. I am planning to visit ottawa very shortly (this weekend) and hoping to spend a bit of time with a very sexy sultry spinner who gives a good massage and even better pse service. Any rscommendations would be appreciated! Ideally, since looks are subjective, I would like one who shows their face, but if there is a lady who is unquestionably gorgeous, would love to hear! Thanks, Andy.

Hello fellow Hobbyists! I have been off the hobby-wagon for a little while now and looking to jump back on head first (hehe, pun intended :-P) - and wanted to ask what has been your best PSE lately? There is a special occasion coming whereby I want to mark it with some super-special time. Do you have a SP you would recommend whom enjoys, and is passionate about, providing PSE services, such as BBBJ, DT, CIM, COF, DATY, DATO, Greek (and more)? A SP whom can create a rememberable time with some vigorous participation. A woman who is assertive and, well, horny! Hehe Bonus if she squirts ;-) Does this sound familiar to someone you have seen? You can post a name here, a link to her recommendation or PM if you like :-) I'd like to add to her recos if I can :-D Cheers!

Hey CERB World! Anyone know of any SP's in the Yellowknife area? Im looking for any kind of service provider. Any one know of any ladies working there during the first week of October? Also, any one ever been to the strip club there? Are there lap dances?

Met with Daphne today after a a lot of conversation back and forth over email. After several hick ups with the date and times we finally met. First off she looks as good as she does in her pictures, She has a nice accent and the first word that pops into mind when you meet her is Lady. She is well mannered, well spoken and poised, so much so that I was afraid to offend her until we sat down and talked. She offered to give me a massage and proceeded to give me a really good deep tissue massage. She go right in there using her elbows and let me tell you the heat coming from her panties sure felt good on the small of your back. After that she proceeded to give me a great BJ that was a pleasure to watch and to feel, and she worked some of her magic below that too. She was a tiger when it came to the following acts and was energetic and eager to please. Need less to say she has a wide variety of options to keep you entertained. She is nice to talk to and came across as a warm and caring person. I had a good time and look forward to meeting her again.

Time seems to stand still when you're with Victoria Jolie. More than a GFE, she is the Girl Freind that meets your Expectations, when you want her to. Forget the details, its the best <insert anything here>.

First thing I want to say is the pictures on the Indy Secret website or CL ad (there is also an ad on CL) don't come close to doing her justice. She is one seriously gorgeous girl! Of course looks are subjective but for my tastes she is one hell of a looker. She was eager to show me what GFE meant to her and I was eager to submit. Clothes went flying (took some time to find my shirt later) Fuck, I gotta interrupt this but the funniest thing just happened. I'm sitting in my car writing this and 2 old guys just walked past my car. As they passed my window one of them let one rip. Ya know, dropped a rose, whatever you want to call it ... left a fart. Luckily I'm upwind so there was no unpleasant effect or I wouldn't have found it too funny. But the other guy starts looking around and finally looks shrugging as if to say "I can't find the fucking duck". They're about 10 feet from my car by now so I start laughing. So the other guy who ripped it off stops and looks up and shrugs too so I applauded the performance. Probably had to be here .... ROTFLMAO OK back to Michelle, the clothes are flying and we're kissing like mad and fall on the bed. After a lil more DFK she says we go shower so even tho I had just had one I am all for it as it's a good chance to check her out in better light. I'm in f**king lust now, she is so damn cute I'm ready to burst. The kissing never stops and no in in their right mind would want it to. She is a natural 32a or b and is a small little spinner with the cutest lil ass. Not a stick like some asians, she has curves on her tiny lil frame. She has a landing strip but unlike most strips it is not trimmed. I loved it! We're squeeky clean and get back to the bed. This time I take charge and lean her back as I have to earn my handle ..... I slurped her beautiful tasty pussy for quite a bit. Finally I get on bed with her and she returns the favour. I will mention that bj isn't her strong suit. It was fine and I enjoyed it but she could improve a bit. Perhaps because she does everything else so well the bj seems a notch below? Anyway, we did all the fun things as advertised (except I didn't go for the PSE) and we had a bit of a convo .... her english isn't great but she tries. She even tried to crack a joke or two. I agree she is tight and more than willing to do what it takes to make an old guy happy. Doggy was awesome as was the overall experience. I wanted to get this out there so hopefully guys will make sure she comes back so I can see her again! I believe tomorrow is her last day in Ottawa this trip. She gets the coveted slurp seal of approval! :mrgreen:

I have a real weakness for Asian girls and I was shocked to see that there are few (if any) recent recommendations of Asian SP's in Ottawa. The latest one was for a touring SP. There are also very few (any?) announcements from Asian SP's (looks like a market waiting to be explored). So the question is, who would you guys recommend in Ottawa for those of us with an Asian fascination?

Piercings, tattoos, firm tits, one tight kitty and a sip of Brandy. Finally - OGFE sends Brandy to Ottawa. This petite hottie created a bit of a stir when her photos hit CERB last fall. OK - perhaps it just created a stir in my trousers. Tonight I decided to take one for the team. Warning - if explicit content and overuse of the word fuck offends you, then you are on the wrong fucking site. We met up at her downtown hotel. Now due to some scheduling screw up, she will be moving to her proper hotel tomorrow. Location, location, location. She offers me a glass of wine, sure I say so we toast the evening and settle down on the bed for some chit chat. There is something about this gal, like she's just waiting to bust loose.. go crazy, party for a fucking week non stop. That could be very fucking interesting. And just like that the clothing comes off. My clothing and her black dress is hoisted over her head to reveal an amazing set of kitty lips, she parted them slowly with one finger and motioned me onto the bed with the other hand. I lie back to take in this show, still watching her touch herself ever so slowly. She licked my nipples, one at a time, slowly, then proceeded to slowly arouse Seymour junior. Slowly blowing warm air on the tip, then along the side, down at the base and back up the other side. Her tongue makes an appearance, piercing, hmm -this should be good... Junior is quivvering from exitement, throbbing, looking forward with great anticipation to this form of arousal. She licks the tip, slowly, pulling back on the foreskin revealing junior to the night's prize. Junior is engulfed by her warm mouth, slowly she applies generous amounts of natural lube along the shaft, the tip, and back down to the base. She pulls herself away leaving a trail from her mouth to junior - then pulls herself back engulfing him again. The rythem increases, fuck. I am having a hard time staying focused here. I am fucking hard, period. I tell her, if you keep that up, I will come. She slowly takes her mouth off and says to me, "you gotta try my tight pussy". Well who the fuck am I to say no? So on comes the cover, and she mounts me like a good cowgirl, riding slowly, grinding back and forth, slow, then fast, holding on to the headboard for fucking leverage. She was not kidding -she is fucking tight. Bang, bang, bang, bang went the headboard as she rides me like I was a fucking sex slave, her fucking fuck toy, whose only reason for existing was to fuck the mistress! I reached up, licking her nipples, fuck they were hard. I bit one then the other. I wanted to flip her over, and I did. I entered her in the arch position. Fuck, she was tight coming out and going in. I thrust, slow and deep into her until our pubic bones met then back and forth. I pulled out, pushing her arched back down - admiring her full meaty lips, parting them with junior. Her legs were spread apart, showing her sweet spot, inviting, beckoning me to enter her again. I entered her slowly and didn't stop till I could penetrate no more on the stroke. She moaned in pleasure as I withdrew slowly and thrust junior in again. Louder she moans and now tells me to fuck her hard. "Fuck me like you mean it" she says, "fuck me like you mean it".:twisted: Well - with all this encouragement, dirty talking and junior feeling sensations from tip to base, I decided to give her a fucking wild ride. I pulled out once more, reached down and licked her sweet spot, teasing it with a little tongue action and thrust junior back in. While thrusting in, out, I also gave her fucking rock hard tits some tongue action as well. All the while she's moaning, louder and louder and now really fucking loud, again with the "fuck me like you mean it", "fuck me like you mean it". I must admit this was a fucking turn on, the dirty talk, the rough play and her moaning and that tight fucking kitty! I tried, but the kitty won, I could hold out no longer and exploded inside her, with a resounding FFFFUUUCCCCKKKKK as she squeezed the living daylights out of poor fucking junior with that kitty. I could not let this kitty have the best of me, so I dove in to finish what Junior could not do, I decide to pay her lips a little lip service. She was wet, sensitive and appreciative of the tongue lashing unleashed for the last 10 minutes of our session. Not sure how many calories we burned and if we pissed the neighbors off with our loud fuckfest - but I feel a good night sleep coming on after a long fucking day and a fucking tap out submission hold by one tight fucking kitty! Gentlemen, I give you Brandy! Brandy, Welcome to Ottawa! Now, I need some fucking sleep! (Oh yeah, she's approved a fucking explicit recommendation. I told her about you horny CERB guys and she's looking forward to meeting you. Dummpy, she speaks your language). In the words of Dennis Miller, that's the news and I am fucking outa here!!